How did AN crash NS?

by **Cyber Duotona** » Thu May 25, 2023 7:42 am

made an eldritch horror so scary that it caused a technician to spill his coffee on the servers

by **Pellucidar** » Thu May 25, 2023 7:58 am

"The servers are running smoothly? This finely carved 18th century armoire full of bees will soon put a stop to this situation!" - Dr. Bees

Released a swarm into the server staff room, resulting in mass panic and destruction.

by **The Panel of User Control** » Thu May 25, 2023 11:34 am

They, much like their earth, made the servers hollow

by **Eragon Island** » Thu May 25, 2023 11:41 am

They became the User Control Panel, which the NS gods disliked, so NS froze

by **Sarolandia** » Thu May 25, 2023 1:01 pm

His nation's origins inspired an entire high school to have their students sign up on this website, causing the servers to crash due to the influx of new users.

by **Ritoincanmo** » Thu May 25, 2023 1:04 pm

The same 4 squares on his/her flag fell on the server hamsters and it destroyed them.

by **Nova Paradisius** » Thu May 25, 2023 8:16 pm

They started a war because of their flag with Conservatives and Liberals fighting what the flag symbolizes. Max Barry was killed in the crossfire.

by **Mearisse** » Thu May 25, 2023 8:20 pm

Spawned in a wood plank which glitched through a wall and wrecked havok

by **Experina** » Thu May 25, 2023 10:54 pm

Their dog wanted to piss, so they went on top of a server, and did it's thing

by **Aerlanica** » Thu May 25, 2023 10:58 pm

It turns out playing soccer within a server room is not exactly very good for the server room. The Experinan soccer team found this out very swiftly.

on the bright side, they had a good friendly game and are ready for the next tournament!

by **Omnicontrol** » Fri May 26, 2023 9:13 am

One spark drove away the darkness... and burnt the server room.

by **New Texas Republic** » Sat May 27, 2023 6:31 pm

Their powerful eyesight targeted the servers and used laser vision to destroy them.

by **Maurnindaia** » Sat May 27, 2023 6:36 pm

Splashed Bud Light on the servers

by **Socialist Ancomistan** » Sat May 27, 2023 6:38 pm

AN crashed NationStates with it’s negative quality level factbooks

by **-Thars-** » Sat May 27, 2023 6:48 pm

The rest of the NS players attacked AN for caring more about in-game stats than roleplay. The servers were unfortunately caught in the crossfire and were destroyed.

(side note: I actually care more about in-game stats too, lmao)

by **Maurnindaia** » Sat May 27, 2023 7:08 pm

AN's flag was too cool 4 school

by **Diarcesia** » Sat May 27, 2023 7:56 pm

Maurnindaia wrote:AN's flag was too cool 4 school

By trying to access the stats of a non-existent player.

by **Ivartixi** » Sat May 27, 2023 8:02 pm

Leaking the trailer of a movie with a name so complicated

by **-Thars-** » Sat May 27, 2023 8:29 pm

The amount of decimal places on their civilization's class was so high that the servers overloaded.

by **Experina** » Sat May 27, 2023 11:34 pm

Their political freedom is so low, that the servers crashed trying to load the negatives.

by **Najairadarethu** » Sun May 28, 2023 1:02 am

The servers were trying to make sense of the motto.

by **New Stonen** » Sun May 28, 2023 1:05 am

"It is time to summon the spirits of the undead"

by **Free Ravensburg** » Sun May 28, 2023 1:08 am

The name was misread as "New Shonen," and everyone got on the servers, unintentionally creating a (D)DoS attack

by **Omnicontrol** » Sun May 28, 2023 8:25 am

Made everyone think their flag has a dog, which caused everyone to rush in to their factbook in search of more doggies and crash the server.

by **Experina** » Sun May 28, 2023 12:16 pm

They were playing a staring contest with a worker, which was an important one, that lead to the servers crashing

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