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Peoples United Northen Army
Secretary
 
Posts: 27
Founded: Sep 16, 2016
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Peoples United Northen Army » Tue Oct 09, 2018 9:10 am

"Uh... I won? Holy shit..."
-Chairman Miles VK-2142
A nation of robotic citizens, born from the ashes of the fallen Ark Ship, under constant siege by the elements, crazed machines, and unrelenting aliens. Survival is always in question...


People's Free Radio| [The cacophony of static fades] -sorry to cut the music short, but we've got a pretty bad situation going on in Sector 12 Alpha. Simply put, some assholes rolled up on a technical and started firing into residential buildings. There ain't much info right now, but I'm sure some more official news sources will get some covera-[static overtakes the broadcast]

People's Free Radio Archives

This whole nation is a work in progress, especially after probably half a year's absence and work on other projects.

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San Lumen
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 19676
Founded: Jul 02, 2009
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby San Lumen » Tue Oct 09, 2018 9:30 pm

I hate robots with a vengeance. Will someone get this pile of junk out of my sight?"

His Royal and Imperial Majesty King Jason

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Tursvania
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 50
Founded: Mar 13, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Tursvania » Tue Oct 09, 2018 9:32 pm

Hey,enjoy your death in fire,scum.
I shall give myself.....to become something greater.
-Ian Kadri




Tursvania, a nation established in 1925 has expanded from Anatolia to the Levant,India and the Balkans. After a series of crisis plagued Tursvania, it lost its holding in the Levant and India,but held the Balkans. Edward Vania took power in 2005 after an emergency coup,of which he reversed the depression of economic growth. He,in 2050,holds power after he finally reversed aging,and now is researching immortality.

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The Zravvisk
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Jan 07, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby The Zravvisk » Tue Oct 09, 2018 9:56 pm

"You can't burn a dragon. However, you're very flammable."
-Valstrath Dragua
Full name: The Armada of the Zravvisk.
Zravvisk is the name of our species, but other people commonly call us "Space Dragons". We also do not use NS stats.
We don't eat people. Unless you're an enemy and we need biomass to regenerate, then we'll eat you.
A day in the Armada isn't too different from a Star Trek episode, if everyone in the Federation was a space dragon and spiritual.

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Stanier
Envoy
 
Posts: 263
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
Corporate Bordello

Postby Stanier » Tue Oct 09, 2018 9:59 pm

"Well, you can't burn em'. Ma è confermato che tu* can fill them of lead...! I'm still surprised at how can I carry this" - Sing Antonio, carrying a modernized version of an MG-42

*But it's confirmed that you
Call me Lima
NS stats are used, except when contradicted by yours truly in the factbooks
Slowly learning Italian
Factbooks
Q&A
Embassy Program
OOC (Actual political opinions here)
A car nut quiz I took once classified me as a Holden Commodore. It's been a year and I still don't get why, I don't even like kangaroos.

Stanierian News Broadcasting:

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Medieval Usmoth
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Sep 17, 2018
Benevolent Dictatorship

Postby Medieval Usmoth » Tue Oct 09, 2018 11:12 pm

b]"I look forward to seeing the potential of these.. what do you call them? Firearms? They can't be all that effective apparently, but they seem to have a potential." - Lady Regent Kassandra of Lestrana[/b]
Do you know the nation Usmoth? Do you know the nation Garoarsholmur? Well I'm combining their timelines. By the way, all three of these nations are still just puppets.

Things to keep in mind:
  • This isn't a single nation, but a whole planet full of many nations. I will usually reference a certain nation when posting.
  • The flag being used is just to represent that it is a planet, it is not used at all in the 'canon', as there is no one flag for the planet Instead I chose to just use an image of the planet.
  • If it doesn't make sense I'm posting from mobile and I apologize.
  • I fixed the thing where the Sultan linked to a different leader

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The Zravvisk
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Jan 07, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby The Zravvisk » Tue Oct 09, 2018 11:18 pm

"Nice sword work, but you're no St. George."
-Valstrath Dragua
Full name: The Armada of the Zravvisk.
Zravvisk is the name of our species, but other people commonly call us "Space Dragons". We also do not use NS stats.
We don't eat people. Unless you're an enemy and we need biomass to regenerate, then we'll eat you.
A day in the Armada isn't too different from a Star Trek episode, if everyone in the Federation was a space dragon and spiritual.

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Mann Co Heavy 1
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Oct 09, 2018
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Mann Co Heavy 1 » Wed Oct 10, 2018 1:50 am

"You are dead. Not big soup-rice."
-Heavy Weapons Guy
I am Heavy Weapons Guy and this is my weapon.
Pro: Sasha, sandvich, tasteful humming, 2fort, mann co, mother Russia
Against: Tiny baby men, spies, robots, medic being dead, payload

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Sangheili Mercenary Fleet
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Sep 30, 2018
Corporate Police State

Postby Sangheili Mercenary Fleet » Wed Oct 10, 2018 4:16 pm

"A true warrior fights with a sword, not with a minigun! Shame on you!"
- Fleetmaster Xaro 'Razam before stabbing 'Heavy Weapons Guy' with his Energy Sword.

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Auseriel
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Feb 05, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Auseriel » Wed Oct 10, 2018 4:23 pm

"Oh mon dieu, luck and faith triumphs once more. I did not expect that and I'm sure you didn't as well. Now then, let us shake hands and be on our merry way!"
Last edited by Auseriel on Wed Oct 10, 2018 4:24 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Our Queen Regnant Eva Jensen and the Royal Chief Adviser Josephine Huppert

Auseriel is an absolute monarchy, situated in modern-day France, that is ruled by the House of Bourbon who managed to suppress the French revolution and continue to rule the realm.

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Fallen Albali
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Mar 07, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Fallen Albali » Wed Oct 10, 2018 6:52 pm

"Don't grope someone who will beat the shit out of you for it. You'd best hope you learn that fucking lesson."
- Amaki
Fallen Albali is set after an AI uprising that completely decimated the Albalians, who formerly controlled most of the Virgo Supercluster
IC year is 15 381 | Tech level is basically FFT with no spaceships | Population is ~12.1 million
Fluttershy sucks
All my jokes are cries for help

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The Litan Imperium
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 108
Founded: Mar 01, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Litan Imperium » Wed Oct 10, 2018 7:09 pm

Fallen Albali wrote:"Don't grope someone who will beat the shit out of you for it. You'd best hope you learn that fucking lesson."
- Amaki


" Sorry if you expected a one-on-one fight Amaki. A smart soldier never fights alone."

- Imperator Darius Aurelian as he walks away with a 10 man squad of his personal guard
I dont use NS stats. Ignore thr Car ban policy

Brief summary: Authoritarian Autocracy situated in a group of around 40 islands in the 2030's. PMT with fantasy thrown in. A fair amount of inspiration from 40k, lost planet, XCOM, dragon age, and several other games

Government officials
Viceroy Helen Odeleus
Imperator Darius Aurelian
Praetor Sofia Gavorn
Other government officials

Litan News Network:
Imperator Aurelian was admitted to City 01 Memorial Hospital after suffering multiple stab wounds and a gunshot wound to the abdomen. The Imperator sustained these injuries after stopping three criminals from robbing a small convenience store. The Imperator killed one robber and wounded the others, who are awaiting execution. The Imperator is expected to be released in 5 days

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The Zravvisk
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Jan 07, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby The Zravvisk » Wed Oct 10, 2018 7:48 pm

"You may not fight alone, but a zravvisk warrior is still worth a dozen of you."
-Valstrath Dragua
Full name: The Armada of the Zravvisk.
Zravvisk is the name of our species, but other people commonly call us "Space Dragons". We also do not use NS stats.
We don't eat people. Unless you're an enemy and we need biomass to regenerate, then we'll eat you.
A day in the Armada isn't too different from a Star Trek episode, if everyone in the Federation was a space dragon and spiritual.

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Auseriel
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Feb 05, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Auseriel » Wed Oct 10, 2018 9:11 pm

"I've defeated a dragon! I guess I should say God defeated a dragon. I doubt I would defeat such a creature without the Lord's help! Thank you for the duel, dragon! I hope I did not hurt your pride." - Eva
Our Queen Regnant Eva Jensen and the Royal Chief Adviser Josephine Huppert

Auseriel is an absolute monarchy, situated in modern-day France, that is ruled by the House of Bourbon who managed to suppress the French revolution and continue to rule the realm.

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Danceria
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 8681
Founded: Aug 13, 2015
New York Times Democracy

Postby Danceria » Wed Oct 10, 2018 10:57 pm

Auseriel wrote:"I've defeated a dragon! I guess I should say God defeated a dragon. I doubt I would defeat such a creature without the Lord's help! Thank you for the duel, dragon! I hope I did not hurt your pride." - Eva

"Yes Eva, as charming as it no doubt is to have tour own personal Yandere, I do not wish to be disturbed at midnight. Especially by those who wish to murder me because the two of us are getting along so well. No need to fret, I just stripped her, gagged and tied her up with her own clothing and whatever I could find, and used her as a pillow for my feet to rest on. Nothing else happened, and Josephine can attest to it. I am a gentleman after all, and far be it from me to accost a sovereign, right Josephine...? Anyhow, I hope this a lesson to both of you not to disturb me late at night unless it is urgent. I would advise you keep your personal she-devil of a dominatrix on a tighter leash, lest she finds a .44 Magnum bullet where her frontal lobe used to be. Now..."

Aceus ungags Josephine, but still uses her as his personal footrest. "We were discussing the manner of Chrisitan representation in Danceria? I never knew you to be so interested in Eastern Orthodoxy, them having a perpetual spat with the Papacy and all..."
One true Patron Saint of Sinners and Satire
It is my sole purpose in life to offend you and get you to think about your convictions due to this
“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” - Sir Winston Churchill, Prime Minister of Great Britain.
Obligatory Quotes below
“Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.” - William Shakespeare.

“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” - Mark Twain

“In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.” - Thomas Jefferson

“The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.” - Thomas Paine
-{(~CO-FOUNDER OF NS AXIS POWERS~)}-

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Saltyandsour
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Jul 09, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Saltyandsour » Wed Oct 10, 2018 11:55 pm

“Not only are you just stupid, you are actually mentally retarded.”
- Elias
Saltier than the Dead Sea, sour than bleach.

If I keep receiving the same user responding to my posts again and again and again, I’m going to f*cking snap. That is why Saltyandsour exists.

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The Zravvisk
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Jan 07, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby The Zravvisk » Thu Oct 11, 2018 12:00 am

"You lost fair and squire, at least try to act like a good sport."
-Valstrath Dragua
Full name: The Armada of the Zravvisk.
Zravvisk is the name of our species, but other people commonly call us "Space Dragons". We also do not use NS stats.
We don't eat people. Unless you're an enemy and we need biomass to regenerate, then we'll eat you.
A day in the Armada isn't too different from a Star Trek episode, if everyone in the Federation was a space dragon and spiritual.

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Danceria
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 8681
Founded: Aug 13, 2015
New York Times Democracy

Postby Danceria » Thu Oct 11, 2018 12:42 am

The Zravvisk wrote:"You lost fair and squire, at least try to act like a good sport."
-Valstrath Dragua

"You're too big Ridley...that's why ya lost!"
One true Patron Saint of Sinners and Satire
It is my sole purpose in life to offend you and get you to think about your convictions due to this
“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” - Sir Winston Churchill, Prime Minister of Great Britain.
Obligatory Quotes below
“Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.” - William Shakespeare.

“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” - Mark Twain

“In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.” - Thomas Jefferson

“The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.” - Thomas Paine
-{(~CO-FOUNDER OF NS AXIS POWERS~)}-

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The Zravvisk
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Jan 07, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby The Zravvisk » Thu Oct 11, 2018 12:44 am

Danceria wrote:
The Zravvisk wrote:"You lost fair and squire, at least try to act like a good sport."
-Valstrath Dragua

"You're too big Ridley...that's why ya lost!"

"Wrong zravvisk. That's my brother! Who I'm trying to kill."
-Valstrath Dragua
/SKIP
Full name: The Armada of the Zravvisk.
Zravvisk is the name of our species, but other people commonly call us "Space Dragons". We also do not use NS stats.
We don't eat people. Unless you're an enemy and we need biomass to regenerate, then we'll eat you.
A day in the Armada isn't too different from a Star Trek episode, if everyone in the Federation was a space dragon and spiritual.

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New Castillan Empire
Attaché
 
Posts: 83
Founded: Mar 11, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby New Castillan Empire » Thu Oct 11, 2018 12:52 am

The Zravvisk wrote:"You lost fair and squire, at least try to act like a good sport."
-Valstrath Dragua

"Call me Dovahkiin, because I just destroyed this dragon cabron."
~Queen Isabella Celaeno

Danceria wrote:
The Zravvisk wrote:"You lost fair and squire, at least try to act like a good sport."
-Valstrath Dragua

"You're too big Ridley...that's why ya lost!"


"Save the mouth of yours for that gran polla in prison, amigo."
Current Year: 2078

Anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT7XpKECC_A
Military March: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAMkb6QgyMs

-WANTED: Masked mestizo terrorist who had held up and robbed members of the royal court in a feast. Ꞧ1,000,000 bounty.
-Progress underway to develop a generator that can convert kinetic energy from a black hole into electricity.
-Ancient Aztec death whistles being reviewed as psychological weapons
-Novo Timor: Artillery corps veteran destroyed wall with a howitzer because there was a large spider on it
-Nueva Salvador: Man brews his own beer by drinking the ingredients and then vomiting them out.
-Nueva Galicia: Man given cease and desist order after distributing drawn pornographic imagery depicting Queen Celaeno online

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The Islands of Versilia
Minister
 
Posts: 2182
Founded: Feb 21, 2016
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Islands of Versilia » Thu Oct 11, 2018 1:01 am

“I feel like I should be sorry, but I’m doing the multiverse a favour by removing your overly-lewd mouth and personality. Oh, and you’re an evil woman. So die.”
    Her Majesty Queen Akeldama of the Versilians, Hell and Crown Territories
Pro:
Syncretism*
Environmentalism
Christian Atheism*
Patriotism
Constitutionalism
Sovereignty
Anti:
Totalitarianism
Islam/Islamism*
Americanisation*
World Govt.
Postmodernism
Apathy*
"I'm completely in favor of the
separation of Church and State.
... These two institutions screw us up enough
on their own, so both of them together is
certain death.
"
― George Carlin
Feel free to send me a telegram for any reason.
Templates [—]Q&A[/—] [—]Embassy[/—]

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The Zravvisk
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Jan 07, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby The Zravvisk » Thu Oct 11, 2018 1:06 am

"Honestly, what did you expect facing a creature a few orders of magnitude bigger than you?"
-Valstrath Dragua
Full name: The Armada of the Zravvisk.
Zravvisk is the name of our species, but other people commonly call us "Space Dragons". We also do not use NS stats.
We don't eat people. Unless you're an enemy and we need biomass to regenerate, then we'll eat you.
A day in the Armada isn't too different from a Star Trek episode, if everyone in the Federation was a space dragon and spiritual.

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New Castillan Empire
Attaché
 
Posts: 83
Founded: Mar 11, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby New Castillan Empire » Thu Oct 11, 2018 1:11 am

The Zravvisk wrote:"Honestly, what did you expect facing a creature a few orders of magnitude bigger than you?"
-Valstrath Dragua


"I can do this all day, Smaug."
~Queen Isabella Celaeno
Current Year: 2078

Anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT7XpKECC_A
Military March: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAMkb6QgyMs

-WANTED: Masked mestizo terrorist who had held up and robbed members of the royal court in a feast. Ꞧ1,000,000 bounty.
-Progress underway to develop a generator that can convert kinetic energy from a black hole into electricity.
-Ancient Aztec death whistles being reviewed as psychological weapons
-Novo Timor: Artillery corps veteran destroyed wall with a howitzer because there was a large spider on it
-Nueva Salvador: Man brews his own beer by drinking the ingredients and then vomiting them out.
-Nueva Galicia: Man given cease and desist order after distributing drawn pornographic imagery depicting Queen Celaeno online

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Great Solordia
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 42
Founded: Oct 20, 2016
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Great Solordia » Thu Oct 11, 2018 5:18 am

"Thou art at the mercy o' my blade. Give my peoples the tech thine imperias haz, and thou shalt live until age or sickness catches thee."

- Solordiar Liftoke, Inperatas of Saideria
This nation does not represent my real life views. Do not trust my NS stats.

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Kyoki Chudoku Hageshi
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Oct 03, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Kyoki Chudoku Hageshi » Thu Oct 11, 2018 5:32 am

“Your precious light has abandoned you, failed warrior of pointless righteousness. Should I kill you now? Torment you with my blade? No, I think not. You will be shattered. By the end of this, you will bow before me as you should, pleased to be worth more than a patch of mud in the dirt. You will break, and your skill will be turned on your compatriots. There is no escape no, Solordiar. You have brought ruination upon yourself, and now I am triumphant. Wallow in your misery while you still have anything real to feel.”

-Aozora Chiyumi, Supreme Overlady of All Reality, She Beyond Divinity
If Kyoki Chudoku is an insane tyrannical dictatorship, than Kyoki Chudoku Hageshi (known as Tengoku IC) is a nightmarish dystopian version of it, where (more) madness reigns and the nation has access to more powerful technology and magic, and an Aozora who rules as a divine figure.

This is an alternate history, not a future version of Kyoki Chudoku proper. This nation has been altered to fit with a progressing storyline.

Tengoku Q&A

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