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Azadistan-land of the free
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Posts: 954
Founded: May 01, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Azadistan-land of the free » Thu Jun 07, 2018 9:55 am

Idiocarasia wrote:stupid hallways ah here we are hello, hope you get better and off that stupid Iv machine. may the survivors strength heal you.

May you get better as well comrade.

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Zitravgrad
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Posts: 577
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zitravgrad » Thu Jun 07, 2018 10:24 pm

"I hope you recover soon... To imply otherwise would be very impolite."
- Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky
"Through the Eye of Providence, Wisdom, and Strength"
Overview | Theme Song
Zitravgrad (Зитравград) is a PMT rising technocratic state capitalist socialist nation situated upon an eternally snowing post-nuclear war wasteland, in an anachronistic parallel universe in which many technologies are introduced decades earlier than RL, yet has the social, cultural and political atmosphere of Europe after Congress of Vienna.
Providenska's Herald: OOC: I am on 2-week vacation (and a couple of errands). Regular news will be picked up after I get home.
Q&A Election: Dec 2018 Past: Imperial Zitravia Future: Martian Technocratic State of Zitravgrad

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Valentine Z
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1263
Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Valentine Z » Fri Jun 08, 2018 1:33 am

Zitravgrad wrote:"I hope you recover soon... To imply otherwise would be very impolite."
- Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky


* His hand reaches in and smashes Kazimir's Ward's windows, a TV, and a couple of chairs. On the tip of Valentijn's finger is the greeting card "Get well soon!" with kittens on it. *
* Moments later a car crashes against his foot * Oh, for goodness' sake. Can't you see this huge leg in front of you?!

- General Valentijn Samantha Maxwell “De Sierlijke Valkyrie” Angelus Delta Weston Tracey Mitchell Constantine
Last edited by Valentine Z on Fri Jun 08, 2018 1:34 am, edited 1 time in total.
Glory to De Sierlijke und Verwonderlijk Feline Utopia et its Heerlijk Autonomous Opperheerschappij ov Valentine Z !
Inspired by Hitchhiker's Guide to Galaxy, here's our guide to the Multiverse!
Anna Star, if Valentine Z itself is a person. | Roleplay Personnel | Our theme song!
>>> >>> >>> Our Most Evaluative Q&A yet. <<< <<< <<<
The primary nation. About me.
• Eat my freaking tranquility. - Zenyatta
• I don't have OCD; I'm just a weirdo.
• Finding another Burmese on NS is like finding a rare Pokemon.
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.

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New Castillan Empire
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Posts: 25
Founded: Mar 11, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby New Castillan Empire » Fri Jun 08, 2018 2:43 am

"Please get well, amigo! And don't crush me when you do! For the love of Espana, use the teleporter, because simply walking out of here would cause more collateral damage than you'd ever know! Plus, you're on one of our moons where your unneccesarily expensive care unit is.

...I warned you that those crack lumps in the Malvinas, the cortezite, is not candy."
~Queen Isabella Celaeno
Current year: 2078
-Law enacted in Nueva Chile that bans all My Little Pony porn.
-Nueva Argentinan girl holds up a convenience store in a 'fursuit'
-Nueva Tejan boxer sacked after he snuck a glove pistol inside his boxing glove and killed his opponent
-Nueva Venezuelan man attempts to turn himself in for murdering his imaginary friend
-Nueva Guinean man breaks into 5 homes in Nueva Salvador to do their laundry
-Nueva Cuban uses a 'glory hole', only to find his mother was on the other side
-Queen Celaeno shows her bare feet for foot fetish magazine 'Peus D'Amor'

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Zitravgrad
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Posts: 577
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zitravgrad » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:37 am

"Your Majesty... well... I would have to tell you that there is nothing too serious about your wounds but you will still need to stay here for a while."
- Dr. Feodora Alexeievna Miroslavskaya
"Through the Eye of Providence, Wisdom, and Strength"
Overview | Theme Song
Zitravgrad (Зитравград) is a PMT rising technocratic state capitalist socialist nation situated upon an eternally snowing post-nuclear war wasteland, in an anachronistic parallel universe in which many technologies are introduced decades earlier than RL, yet has the social, cultural and political atmosphere of Europe after Congress of Vienna.
Providenska's Herald: OOC: I am on 2-week vacation (and a couple of errands). Regular news will be picked up after I get home.
Q&A Election: Dec 2018 Past: Imperial Zitravia Future: Martian Technocratic State of Zitravgrad

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The Biggles Syndicate
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Posts: 18
Founded: May 18, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby The Biggles Syndicate » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:46 am

quickly enters the hospital through front doors
briefly talks to the nurse at the front desk
goes down hallway to briefly talk with a nurse
enters hospital room
"Man, that deorbited experimental space station of ours nearly got you there, sorry about that. I was worried. Well, get better soon."
- PM Dirk Valence
Last edited by The Biggles Syndicate on Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:47 am, edited 1 time in total.

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Gospel Power
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Posts: 344
Founded: Sep 03, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Gospel Power » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:49 am

"tell Putin that he is my hero"
''Rule And Cherish''
Anthem | Military training | War music

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Idiocarasia
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Mar 11, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Idiocarasia » Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:31 am

why would you turn him into a sandwich? never mind probably its whatever they put you on.
ns stats are used along side fact books. (any contradictions found use fact book :) ps: my nation is in the 1950-60s not bc)

news
more people calling idiocara savages, general populous unhappy
. local wild fire spreads mystics take it as a good oman

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The Rapture Republic
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Posts: 199
Founded: Dec 07, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Rapture Republic » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:28 am

Idiocarasia wrote:why would you turn him into a sandwich? never mind probably its whatever they put you on.

Lays his boot against the bedside, than proceeds to launch the bed through the wall, crashing down to the parking lot below. “You’re welcomed.” The Chancellor says as he leaves with the nurses all in shock, of what they just witnessed.
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NS stats are not used at all. This nation is in state of turtle-slow development. Estimated completion, 2100

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G-A
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Posts: 513
Founded: May 03, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby G-A » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:18 pm

"Well, Chancellor, I sincerely hope you get better. So... you can do what you do, usually. But, hey, get well!" - President Oliver Fenwick

"OH MY GOD! WHAT AM I SEEING? IT'S ATTENTION SEEKING LAND!" - Vice-President Alexander Kriel

"Kriel, stop yelling!" - Fenwick

"I know, but... I'm just shocked! This guy is just faking it!" - Kriel

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Northern Ateria
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Posts: 243
Founded: May 29, 2016
Corporate Bordello

Postby Northern Ateria » Sat Jun 16, 2018 9:46 am

“Apologies if you were expecting a visit from my wife. She’s in another room with our baby girl. Maybe next time will work?”
- His Excellency, President Colvin Burrell Armstrong
“How do billboards talk? Sign language.” - A joke
“Hear that? That is the sound of me laughing. And going to hell.” - Me
Northern Ateria, once an absolute monarchy at its prime, a failed Meme-based confederation formerly run by a triumvirate of a pothead skeleton who is also a realtor and two ponies, a federal monarchy and now a federal parliamentary republic currently governed by Minister-President Nunnally Lamperouge who abdicated her throne just to make Northern Ateria slightly normal. Okay, that is a lie. Nothing is ever normal here nor anywhere else.

Factbook Template: Military and Embassy Programme and Fanfiction

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The Rapture Republic
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 199
Founded: Dec 07, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Rapture Republic » Sat Jun 16, 2018 10:01 am

Northern Ateria wrote:“Apologies if you were expecting a visit from my wife. She’s in another room with our baby girl. Maybe next time will work?”
- His Excellency, President Colvin Burrell Armstrong

*Pulls the plug* -Leaves-
-Chancellor Hellion
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NS stats are not used at all. This nation is in state of turtle-slow development. Estimated completion, 2100

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Stanier
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Posts: 248
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Stanier » Sat Jun 16, 2018 10:11 am

"Konichiwa! I heard you were not in such a good shape, so I have decided to stop by to see if I could cheer your day up a little!" - Aiko Suzuki

*If Aiko was hospitalized the scene would be the following: you would see Aiko's body unconscious and wired up to multiple life support systems, plus an Ethernet wire plugged behind her head heading to a computer nearby where you could interact with Aiko.
No hay verga mas molesta que una cucaracha voladora.

Call me Lima
This nation uses almost all NSStats, except for the ones contradicted on the NStracker page
Slowly learning Italian
NStracker
Factbooks
Q&A
Embassy Program
OOC (Ask me stuff)

Stanierian News Broadcasting: The Stanierian Electoral Commission announces that the next legislative elections are set to happen on November 12th, national voter registry open for new voter entries|President Scaletta proposes a multilateral summit with both international and multiversal leaders, The Commission promises to discuss it, but preliminary polls show that the legislative body seems reluctant to make it happen.

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Garden at 6th Mile Road
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Posts: 348
Founded: Sep 20, 2017
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Garden at 6th Mile Road » Sun Jun 17, 2018 7:25 am

Stanier wrote:"Konichiwa! I heard you were not in such a good shape, so I have decided to stop by to see if I could cheer your day up a little!" - Aiko Suzuki

*If Aiko was hospitalized the scene would be the following: you would see Aiko's body unconscious and wired up to multiple life support systems, plus an Ethernet wire plugged behind her head heading to a computer nearby where you could interact with Aiko.


Hmm, it has been a while since I last used this... computer. Well, from I have read from the books, it shouldn't be this hard!
* She fired up a word-processing document and typed in: "Get well soon, Aiko! Your family misses you!" *

- Stralend en Wonderbaarlijk Licht Koningin Holly Aurora Symantha Vreugde Lavender Astrid Lilac Marlie Nova Radiant Starlight
Last edited by Garden at 6th Mile Road on Sun Jun 17, 2018 7:26 am, edited 1 time in total.
Factbooks. Only Environmental Beauty stats used. ACTUAL IC FLAG.

OOC:
Valentine Z.
• Self-proclaimed King of Forum 7, a.k.a. Forum 7 dweller that your mom warns you about. (Got inspiration from Folknoren).
• Favorite catchphrase: Nani the f**k, so many ninjas.
• Violently violated the Laws of Thermodymanics with shoddy writing.
IC: Nothing yet.
Ruled by * takes a deep breath *
Stralend en Wonderbaarlijk Licht Koningin Holly Aurora Symantha Vreugde Lavender Astrid Lilac Marlie Nova Radiant Starlight.
Height (Current): 6000 centimeters. Height Graph.
SSCG(3) ↑TREE(3) g64 Joules,
Where
g64 = Graham's Number, TREE(n) = TREE sequence, SSCG(n) = Friedman's SSCG function, and an b = Knuth's Up-Arrow Notation.

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Astrakhstan
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Jan 25, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Astrakhstan » Sun Jun 17, 2018 7:39 am

"Have some flowers, sweetie pie! Picked them myself. Hope you feel better soon!"
- Zara Bazhaeva

"I've never treated a patient made entirely out of light before. I'd see what I could do to heal your ailment, but... I apologize, I just don't know enough about your biology."
- Dr. Chichigova
Democratic People's Republic of Astrakhstan
Leadership:

OOC info: Astrakhstan does not reflect my real views. I'm an anarcho-communist.
Not interested in war RPs, but happy to participate in diplomatic RPs!

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The Litan Imperium
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Posts: 103
Founded: Mar 01, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Litan Imperium » Sun Jun 17, 2018 7:42 am

Astrakhstan wrote:"Have some flowers, sweetie pie! Picked them myself. Hope you feel better soon!"
- Zara Bazhaeva

"I've never treated a patient made entirely out of light before. I'd see what I could do to heal your ailment, but... I apologize, I just don't know enough about your biology."
- Dr. Chichigova


Well hello ladies, just thought I'd be a polite soul and just drop by to wish you both a speedy recovery.
- High Commander Komari Valerius
I dont use all NS stats, use the factbooks instead. Also disregard the geronticide policy, that was an accident

Brief summary: Authoritarian Autocracy situated in a group of around 40 islands in the 2030's. PMT with fantasy thrown in. A fair amount of inspiration from 40k, lost planet, XCOM, and some slight elder scrolls and dragon age.

Government officials
Viceroy Helen Odeleus
Imperator Darius Aurelian
Praetor Sofia Gavorn
Other government officials

Litan News Network: Litan coast guard officials stopped a vessel carrying 2 tons of illicit narcotics and other contraband headed for the Imperium.

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Garden at 6th Mile Road
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Posts: 348
Founded: Sep 20, 2017
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Garden at 6th Mile Road » Sun Jun 17, 2018 9:15 am

The Litan Imperium wrote:Well hello ladies, just thought I'd be a polite soul and just drop by to wish you both a speedy recovery.
- High Commander Komari Valerius


Well, wishing you a speed recovery! And if you need some cool air, I will be happy to stay around you!
- Stralend en Wonderbaarlijk Licht Koningin Holly Aurora Symantha Vreugde Lavender Astrid Lilac Marlie Nova Radiant Starlight
Factbooks. Only Environmental Beauty stats used. ACTUAL IC FLAG.

OOC:
Valentine Z.
• Self-proclaimed King of Forum 7, a.k.a. Forum 7 dweller that your mom warns you about. (Got inspiration from Folknoren).
• Favorite catchphrase: Nani the f**k, so many ninjas.
• Violently violated the Laws of Thermodymanics with shoddy writing.
IC: Nothing yet.
Ruled by * takes a deep breath *
Stralend en Wonderbaarlijk Licht Koningin Holly Aurora Symantha Vreugde Lavender Astrid Lilac Marlie Nova Radiant Starlight.
Height (Current): 6000 centimeters. Height Graph.
SSCG(3) ↑TREE(3) g64 Joules,
Where
g64 = Graham's Number, TREE(n) = TREE sequence, SSCG(n) = Friedman's SSCG function, and an b = Knuth's Up-Arrow Notation.

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Azadistan-land of the free
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Posts: 954
Founded: May 01, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Azadistan-land of the free » Sun Jun 17, 2018 1:30 pm

Garden at 6th Mile Road wrote:
The Litan Imperium wrote:Well hello ladies, just thought I'd be a polite soul and just drop by to wish you both a speedy recovery.
- High Commander Komari Valerius


Well, wishing you a speed recovery! And if you need some cool air, I will be happy to stay around you!
- Stralend en Wonderbaarlijk Licht Koningin Holly Aurora Symantha Vreugde Lavender Astrid Lilac Marlie Nova Radiant Starlight

Are you ok? Your a wonderful person and I hope you get well soon.

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Hell Enterprises
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jun 15, 2018
Corporate Police State

Postby Hell Enterprises » Sun Jun 17, 2018 1:31 pm

"Two things. A-I did not cause the accident, and B- Get better soon!"
- Louis Cyphre

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Azadistan-land of the free
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Posts: 954
Founded: May 01, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Azadistan-land of the free » Sun Jun 17, 2018 2:05 pm

Hell Enterprises wrote:"Two things. A-I did not cause the accident, and B- Get better soon!"
- Louis Cyphre


Thank you, get well soon, by the way I know you didn't cause it a Nazi did when he kicked me in the teeth.

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Martian Technocratic State of Zitravgrad
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Nov 06, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Martian Technocratic State of Zitravgrad » Mon Jun 18, 2018 8:42 am

*walks in*
"Oh, sorry... my bad... I confuse the room numbers..."
*time warp of some sort occurs*

- Dr. Pyotr Fyodorovich Miroslavsky
"Time is A Concept, Physical Enough to be Manipulated"
Secular, market socialist, authoritarian democracy. One of the future space colonies of Zitravgrad.
Current Year: 2086 | Tech Level: Future Tech, Space Travel and Time-Altering Secret Organization

Novaya Belorussiya's Messenger: It is summertime... on Earth. Nevermind, there are strawberries so it counts. | The Premier has his name recorded in World Record of "the universe's youngest democratically-elected leader"
A secondary main nation, I normally use NS stats but I don't think it can apply to this nation and its gravity.
Stanier wrote:Just say that they can fish on mars and deal with it ;)

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Garden at 6th Mile Road
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Posts: 348
Founded: Sep 20, 2017
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Garden at 6th Mile Road » Mon Jun 18, 2018 8:44 am

Martian Technocratic State of Zitravgrad wrote:*walks in*
"Oh, sorry... my bad... I confuse the room numbers..."
*time warp of some sort occurs*

- Dr. Pyotr Fyodorovich Miroslavsky


Get well soon, my friend! I am sorry that this has happened to you!
* She slowly cools down the room to a comfortable 20 deg Celsius. *

- Stralend en Wonderbaarlijk Licht Koningin Holly Aurora Symantha Vreugde Lavender Astrid Lilac Marlie Nova Radiant Starlight
Factbooks. Only Environmental Beauty stats used. ACTUAL IC FLAG.

OOC:
Valentine Z.
• Self-proclaimed King of Forum 7, a.k.a. Forum 7 dweller that your mom warns you about. (Got inspiration from Folknoren).
• Favorite catchphrase: Nani the f**k, so many ninjas.
• Violently violated the Laws of Thermodymanics with shoddy writing.
IC: Nothing yet.
Ruled by * takes a deep breath *
Stralend en Wonderbaarlijk Licht Koningin Holly Aurora Symantha Vreugde Lavender Astrid Lilac Marlie Nova Radiant Starlight.
Height (Current): 6000 centimeters. Height Graph.
SSCG(3) ↑TREE(3) g64 Joules,
Where
g64 = Graham's Number, TREE(n) = TREE sequence, SSCG(n) = Friedman's SSCG function, and an b = Knuth's Up-Arrow Notation.

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Wolflandil
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Posts: 171
Founded: Jun 15, 2014
Father Knows Best State

Postby Wolflandil » Mon Jun 18, 2018 8:54 am

Garden at 6th Mile Road wrote:
Martian Technocratic State of Zitravgrad wrote:*walks in*
"Oh, sorry... my bad... I confuse the room numbers..."
*time warp of some sort occurs*

- Dr. Pyotr Fyodorovich Miroslavsky


Get well soon, my friend! I am sorry that this has happened to you!
* She slowly cools down the room to a comfortable 20 deg Celsius. *

- Stralend en Wonderbaarlijk Licht Koningin Holly Aurora Symantha Vreugde Lavender Astrid Lilac Marlie Nova Radiant Starlight

"This is interesting. I can't see your face. Well, get better anyways."-Rozovyy Almaz
Tier:8
Level:8
Type:9

Power:5 civilization
Just your average space fairing magic slinging were-animals.
[This nation does not follow the temperamental statistics given in game.]
According to this scale/The New Embassy Program of Wolflandil
The Senate Daily: The Almaz Authority to make a comeback, Monarchy dissolved. *BIOHAZARD WARNING* Wolfic Plague outbreak in outer Sheremetyevo,  Wolfic Officials begin to bomb the city. Embassies in Sheremetyevo are shielded from the bombing run. Tadeusz Sheremetev in quarantineafter coming into contact with a infected Wolfic.

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