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Kewish
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Founded: Jan 30, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Kewish » Sun Apr 15, 2018 6:59 pm

Big power cave of red tribe break and evil invisible smoke go all over and kill many people of red tribe.
Hello There

No, my nation does not represent my actual views, it's mostly a joke.
Pro: Gender Equality, Race Equality, Christianity, Guns, Nationalism/Patriotism, Capital Punishment, Small Government, Military/Police.
Against: Racism, Sexism, Big Government, Socialism, Neo-Liberals, Nazism, Illegal Immigration, 3rd Wave Feminism, BLM.

I can't wait until the world ends.

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The Federation of Kendor
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Founded: Dec 08, 2015
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Federation of Kendor » Mon Apr 16, 2018 6:59 am

Since the AN don't add anything

Earthquake
My Dispatch
North Korean Russia wrote:"I am God! You are powerless against me! I am so awesome that when I play basketball I always get four points per shot!" -Kim Jong-Putin.

Independant Nations and Guilds wrote:Their founder turned into an eagle and flew into the sun before being burned to death. This is what their flag really means, and any other attempt at explanation of its meaning is ignored in favor of this explanation.

If you support liberal democratic capitalism, paste this into your sig: $LFD
RP links: TBA

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BrumGang
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Founded: Dec 19, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby BrumGang » Mon Apr 16, 2018 8:46 am

The ground is split up into big chunks that humans can't see. The edges of these plates push against each other for a long time, and then snap back. The ground starts shaking near the edges because of this.

The American Revolution
This country is entirely built on memes from my marching band's trumpet section. We're weird people.

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Union of Lesser Soviet Republics
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Founded: Dec 11, 2014
New York Times Democracy

Postby Union of Lesser Soviet Republics » Mon Apr 16, 2018 9:28 am

Blue people got tired of giving shiny circular things to the red people so they attack them so that they don't have to do it anymore

Battle of Stalingrad.
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All are Equal
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Posts: 164
Founded: Jul 30, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby All are Equal » Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:50 am

German cavemen die at battle where Russia head caveman city.

Baseball slidestep

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Gratissima
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Posts: 118
Founded: Sep 20, 2017
Tyranny by Majority

Postby Gratissima » Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:18 pm

Wind up and swing for big hit.

The Israeli Mafia
The Catholic Republic of Gratissima
National Anthem: Te Deum
National animal: Black bear
National motto: Let all that you do be done in love.
National food: Meat lover's pizza
Capital: New Richmond
Main industry: Information Technology

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Sodoran Alesia
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Founded: Jun 07, 2017
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Sodoran Alesia » Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:23 pm

Bad caveman do bad things together in small land no other caveman tribes around it really likes.

Double Slit Experiment?
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Cupofchar
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Posts: 26
Founded: Sep 04, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Cupofchar » Mon Apr 16, 2018 1:47 pm

shows light in troubled puddle is wave and when sun shines on your arm you can feel it,




how clockwork things work.

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Australian rePublic
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Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Australian rePublic » Mon Apr 16, 2018 8:31 pm

I don't know what you're talking about

Trains
From Sydney, NSW. From Greek ansestry. Orthodox Christian
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Zeritae
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Founded: Jun 10, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zeritae » Mon Apr 16, 2018 8:35 pm

Australian rePublic wrote:I don't know what you're talking about

Trains



Box contains human. human goes in box on wooden and metal lines to get to other place.



Nations
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A 20.2 civilization, according to this index located here.
"For Sovereignty is wisdom,For globalism is of the fools"
Zerityn Federprøvs
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Union of Lesser Soviet Republics
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Founded: Dec 11, 2014
New York Times Democracy

Postby Union of Lesser Soviet Republics » Mon Apr 16, 2018 9:08 pm

Very big tribes that fight other big tribes.

The Malayan Emergency.
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Australian rePublic
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Capitalist Paradise

Postby Australian rePublic » Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:29 pm

Big tribe fight little tribe. Little tribe win

The "vaccines cause autism" conspiracy theory
From Sydney, NSW. From Greek ansestry. Orthodox Christian
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The Federation of Kendor
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Founded: Dec 08, 2015
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Federation of Kendor » Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:32 pm

Tiny things called germs are injected into a caveman to make them stronger against the germ. A caveman came up with a theory that the injected stuff could cause a child caveman to become stupid, which is not true.

Fish
My Dispatch
North Korean Russia wrote:"I am God! You are powerless against me! I am so awesome that when I play basketball I always get four points per shot!" -Kim Jong-Putin.

Independant Nations and Guilds wrote:Their founder turned into an eagle and flew into the sun before being burned to death. This is what their flag really means, and any other attempt at explanation of its meaning is ignored in favor of this explanation.

If you support liberal democratic capitalism, paste this into your sig: $LFD
RP links: TBA

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Australian rePublic
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Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Australian rePublic » Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:34 pm

Animal live in water

Try explaining the concept of "cold" to a caveman who lives in the tropics
From Sydney, NSW. From Greek ansestry. Orthodox Christian
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Kaitjan
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Founded: Aug 28, 2013
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Kaitjan » Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:39 pm

Air hurty skin.

How do you explain an atomic bomb?
The People's Republic of Kaitjan is a nation most glorious: a totalitarian communist dictatorship set against a backdrop of vast jungles, great rivers and a horribly tropical climate. Kaitjan is renowned for its all-encompassing militarism, rampant xenophobia, isolationist tendencies and a great love for tigers and tiger motifs.

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Australian rePublic
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Capitalist Paradise

Postby Australian rePublic » Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:47 pm

Really big poison spear

Domestication of plants and animals
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Kewish
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Founded: Jan 30, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Kewish » Tue Apr 17, 2018 4:39 pm

Grug take animal and plant and keep them in his cave so he can make food and meat and not have to hunt because animal and plant in Grug cave

reading
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Hello There

No, my nation does not represent my actual views, it's mostly a joke.
Pro: Gender Equality, Race Equality, Christianity, Guns, Nationalism/Patriotism, Capital Punishment, Small Government, Military/Police.
Against: Racism, Sexism, Big Government, Socialism, Neo-Liberals, Nazism, Illegal Immigration, 3rd Wave Feminism, BLM.

I can't wait until the world ends.

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Captiotia
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Posts: 386
Founded: Apr 03, 2013
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Captiotia » Tue Apr 17, 2018 4:53 pm

Looking at strange shapes that make you feel certain ways, like a bear makes you feel fear or your mother makes you feel safe.

Caffeine addiction.
The Socialist Republic of Captiotia
All for one, one for all.
2018: Celebrating 70 years of revolutionary society!
News by ΣNN: 5 Captiotian cosmonauts return from a successful two-week test mission orbiting the moon in new space station "Spectre".13 power plant workers injured during a spontaneous landslide in stormy southern Captiotia, call to put solar project on temporary hold.Cult favorites Shock & Awe briefly return to the public eye to tease their new concept album "Origin" to be released September 18.

call me quinn <3
20, nb, gay, engaged, autistic, nonreligious, vaguely leftist
❤︎: STEM, music theory, socialism, cheese, impressionism, drugs
Captiotia (/kæptiˡoʊʃə/ kap-tee-OH-shuh) roughly reflects my political views.

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Tahuriya
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Posts: 18
Founded: Aug 04, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Tahuriya » Tue Apr 17, 2018 6:15 pm

There is magic thing from smol bean that make caveman ugg ugg faster. Caveman like magic speedy ugg ugg substance very much, and cannot stop drinking substance.

the dab
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Multiversal Venn-Copard
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Posts: 775
Founded: Nov 03, 2015
Democratic Socialists

Postby Multiversal Venn-Copard » Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:09 pm

We dance just like your tribe does, Og, but we dance in different ways and move strangely. One kind of movement that some people make in a dance is when they put one elbow to their face and raise their other arm to the side. More and more people think this looks really silly now, but it was popular for a little while anyway.

The Bessemer process.
"The military is just a very inefficient motor, really; it turns zero-point potential energy into kinetic energy in a long and intricate process that involves a lot of banter."
Welcome to the VCMR: the end result of a multiversal superpower attempting a pure-DPS build.

Jellyfish kill count: 2
Readiness level: F#

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Aguaria Major
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Founded: Apr 21, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Aguaria Major » Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:42 pm

Caveman designated to work with metal take block of iron, block of carbon, melt, pour molten metal around a few time, and out come ridiculously stronger substance: steel.

Elvis Presley?
Welcome to Aguaria Major! We are a liberal communist state (NOT the dictatorships others have made out of communism - think civil rights, open elections and protests, and choosing your own career, but you pay your income to the government to be evenly distributed) and left-winger's paradise, set in every man's paradise: a tropical, volcanic Pacific archipelago! Committed to environmental protection above all else, and boasting worldwide presence in our colonial provinces Lavendoria, Every Name I Tried Was Already Taken, and Nation of Beefheart, as well as a military solidarity pact with our brothers in Antarctic Ceruleus, we use our massive military to fight the scourge of capitalism wherever it shows itself! Right-wing ideologies can go home right now! The bird in our flag is a fiery-throated hummingbird (Latin: Panterpe insignis).

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Itzekoy
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Posts: 3
Founded: Apr 17, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Itzekoy » Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:46 pm

Cool hair man make good voice. Die young very sad.

Love.
THE ITZEKOIN CONFEDERATION
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BREAKING NEWS: Mass murder in Orgenol. 12 dead, 45 injured. Perpetrator shouted "Liberty for the people!" before shooting.

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Wentera
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Posts: 386
Founded: Jul 11, 2017
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Wentera » Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:50 pm

Caveman like other Caveman.

Hell.
Wentera is a [1.1] civilization, according to this index.

Generation 44, the first time you see this copy and paste it into your signature and add 1 to the generation.

Wenteran News Relay: [PLEASE WAIT FOR NEWS TO LOAD]

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Danceria
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Founded: Aug 13, 2015
New York Times Democracy

Postby Danceria » Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:58 pm

Wentera wrote:Caveman like other Caveman.

Hell.

All cavemen die. Cavemen with evil and good in heart both. Great Father of Skies judges cavemen after death, when go into earth. Those with evil, those who kill not for food, but for sport. Who take, but does not give. They will feel weight of things done, though they may not feel it now. Wieght drags them deep, deep into earth. Never see light, never see love. Scream unanswered forever. Remember well, Ugg, son of Ogg, of the Bone sharpener tribe; those who feel pain for others in life, will feel joy with others when seeing Great Sky Father. It makes good man.


Table manners
One true Patron Saint of Sinners and Satire
It is my sole purpose in life to offend you and get you to think about your convictions due to this
“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” - Sir Winston Churchill, Prime Minister of Great Britain.
Obligatory Quotes below
“Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.” - William Shakespeare.

“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” - Mark Twain

“In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.” - Thomas Jefferson

“The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.” - Thomas Paine
-{(~CO-FOUNDER OF NS AXIS POWERS~)}-

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Alexandregia
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Posts: 33
Founded: Feb 14, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Alexandregia » Tue Apr 17, 2018 10:00 pm

Caveman use left hand to guard food and right hand to eat food.


Queen Elizabeth
Kingdom of Castille
Reino de Castilla
Reino de Castela

Imagine Spain + Parts of Morocco, but less corrupt politicians and more Greco-Roman influence.
Tondo's original nation
NS Stats? They died during the 25 Years War.
Mensajero: Cousin of Ismail de Açora, dictator of Mouritania, assassinated in Cadiz by Berber immigrants | Castillan Mafia, help stop riots in Madrid suburbs | Ignacio Bermudéz, win boxing match against Vietnamese Antonio Thanh

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