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The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord
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Postby The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord » Sun Nov 19, 2017 5:11 pm

The Scion of Rust began to writhe toward the Swaglord, much as a newborn duck begins to follow it's mother, cooing softly in blasphemous tones. However, the Swaglord, while normally a compassionate soul, found the idea of being the adoptive parent of an eldritch abomination to be quite hazardous to mind and body; not to mention, it seemed like the plot of a badly-written "family movie" that one would find in the bargain bin of a dollar store. As such, the Swaglord decided to do the gentlemanly thing, and tactically retreat from the situation. He exited back through the metal doors.

A retinue of heavily armed guards were outside the abandoned wing of the hospital. Recognizing the Swaglord from a previous encounter (that ended up unintentionally destroying a pocket universe comprised of sapient tetrahedrons), the agents held their fire. The Swaglord was quickly escorted out of the hospital and into a black helicopter...

Meanwhile, the metal doors began to waste away, the wretched beast inside trying to escape. The soldiers readied their weapons...
< THE HIGH SWAGLORD | 8VALUES | POLITISCALES >
My NS stats are not indicative of my OOC views. NS stats are meant to be rather silly. My OOC political and ideological inspirations are as such:
The Republic, by Plato | Leviathan, by Thomas Hobbes | The Confucian civil service system of imperial China | The "Golden Liberty" elective
monarchy system of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth | The corporatist/technocratic philosophy of Henri de Saint-Simon | The communitarian
ideological framework of the Singaporean People's Action Party | "New Deal"-style societal regimentation | Kantian/Mohist/Stoic philosophy

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Dieselvania
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Postby Dieselvania » Sun Nov 19, 2017 5:15 pm

and all spontaneously combusted, right before the beast escaped and...

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The Protacan-Anzotac Peoples
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Postby The Protacan-Anzotac Peoples » Sun Nov 19, 2017 5:19 pm

Then out of nowhere the savageking kills every soldier from behind. The alarm raises and multiple juggernaut units arrive, but with the savageking's savageness bullets didn't hurt him, he shouted "I bet its so tight in the juggernaut suit that you can't even have a straight boner anymore" then a pocketfull of background from out of nowhere screamed "OOHHHHHHHH!!" "Roasted!!" and the juggernauts literally roasted on the inside and died of the inevitable heat. Does someone else dare face the savage king?

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New Antegria II
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Postby New Antegria II » Sun Nov 19, 2017 11:52 pm

Then the savageking had a heart attack and died two minutes later because he was so savage
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95% of people would cry if they saw JUSTIN BIEBER on a skyskraper about to jump. If you're the 5% that would be doing a happy dance, copy and paste this as your signature.

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Switzo-Polish Republic
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Postby Switzo-Polish Republic » Mon Nov 20, 2017 1:29 am

New Antegria II wrote:Then the savageking had a heart attack and died two minutes later because he was so savage

And Putin came from the sky, declaring that the gods had returned to the land with the death of the savageking, but...
1 - Life Ending War
2 - Major/World/Universal War
3 - Switzo-Polish Forces Deployed
4 - Tension Risen, Switzo-Polish Defense Forces on Alert
5 - Peacetime<--
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Economic Left/Right: -2.38
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Lesser Switzo-Poland and me are the same person.
Please, call me Switzo.

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Defutavia
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Postby Defutavia » Mon Nov 20, 2017 3:28 am

Hilary Clinton pulled the trigger of her sniper rifle, with its bullet piercing through Putin's skull. She survived her fall after the fire at the Intergalactic Court by...
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West Violence
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Postby West Violence » Mon Nov 20, 2017 5:06 am

shielding her delicate bottom with a massive pile of corporate donations.
Olá, and welcome to West Violénce! Come and enjoy our tropical beaches, our lovely papaya cocktails, our public floggings and eldritch crabs, and the best snorkelling this side of nowhere!
Come join us lovely chaps at The Anti Democracy League!
(I should note that this nation doesn't represent my political views, or anyone else's for that matter. Some NationStates stats are used, but most aren't, except those that are. Everything you've ever seen is a WIP, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, byyyyye!)
Theme, I guess --Main Factbook

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New Antegria II
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Postby New Antegria II » Mon Nov 20, 2017 9:45 am

Which she then donated to charity and......
Petrovsky News: 11/19/2017 - General Secretary Иван Петров announced that several agreements have been reached with Zitravgrad, including but not limited to, an Alliance | Petrovsky has applied to become a member of the International Space Federation | Petrovsky has re-applied to become a member of the International Exchange Student Program; 11/20/2017 - Petrovsky becomes a member of the International Space Federation | Petrovsky re-applies to become a member of the International Anti Terrorist Alliance


95% of people would cry if they saw JUSTIN BIEBER on a skyskraper about to jump. If you're the 5% that would be doing a happy dance, copy and paste this as your signature.

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Dieselvania
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Postby Dieselvania » Mon Nov 20, 2017 10:56 am

then proceeded to spontaneously combust. With several orphans feeding on her cooked flesh and...

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New Antegria II
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Postby New Antegria II » Mon Nov 20, 2017 11:07 am

Then the orphans died and went to hell and met Satan, who.....
Petrovsky News: 11/19/2017 - General Secretary Иван Петров announced that several agreements have been reached with Zitravgrad, including but not limited to, an Alliance | Petrovsky has applied to become a member of the International Space Federation | Petrovsky has re-applied to become a member of the International Exchange Student Program; 11/20/2017 - Petrovsky becomes a member of the International Space Federation | Petrovsky re-applies to become a member of the International Anti Terrorist Alliance


95% of people would cry if they saw JUSTIN BIEBER on a skyskraper about to jump. If you're the 5% that would be doing a happy dance, copy and paste this as your signature.

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Dieselvania
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Postby Dieselvania » Mon Nov 20, 2017 11:08 am

Got bored and went to the overworld where he...

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Defutavia
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Postby Defutavia » Mon Nov 20, 2017 3:26 pm

caused rapid global warming by...
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Dieselvania
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Postby Dieselvania » Mon Nov 20, 2017 3:30 pm

Simply exhaling. Now that the world has become 10 degrees hotter, everyone is...

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New Antegria II
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Postby New Antegria II » Mon Nov 20, 2017 5:47 pm

In hell, including a non-existent god
Petrovsky News: 11/19/2017 - General Secretary Иван Петров announced that several agreements have been reached with Zitravgrad, including but not limited to, an Alliance | Petrovsky has applied to become a member of the International Space Federation | Petrovsky has re-applied to become a member of the International Exchange Student Program; 11/20/2017 - Petrovsky becomes a member of the International Space Federation | Petrovsky re-applies to become a member of the International Anti Terrorist Alliance


95% of people would cry if they saw JUSTIN BIEBER on a skyskraper about to jump. If you're the 5% that would be doing a happy dance, copy and paste this as your signature.

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Paxiosolange
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Paxiosolange » Mon Nov 20, 2017 5:48 pm

New Antegria II wrote:In hell, including a non-existent god

Who seeks vengeance due to the death of his daughter
Gospel Power wrote:Ohhh, having lovers without marriage is abomination in my opinion, but all your other laws are true, Gospel power approves

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Byzantii
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Postby Byzantii » Mon Nov 20, 2017 5:50 pm

which was as untimely as it was gruesome...
BRNN: ByzantineAir now expanding International Flights to many continents, faster and more efficient designs are rumored to be in progress. -+- Internet Neutrality laws now set-in-stone by the Byzantine parliament. -+- World Council officially abolished by Byzantine law.

Year: 2019

We're not in debt. This is not Greece. Get yo facts straight.

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Dieselvania
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Postby Dieselvania » Mon Nov 20, 2017 5:51 pm

but it looked spectacular. The God then somehow spontaneously combusted out of anger, then...

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Defutavia
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Postby Defutavia » Tue Nov 21, 2017 12:56 am

...Satan ruled the world as a tyrant. But he was killed by...
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The Federation of Kendor
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Postby The Federation of Kendor » Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:00 am

Defutavia wrote:...Satan ruled the world as a tyrant. But he was killed by...

Jesus and the angels. They then turned Earth, now called Za Warudo, into a Heaven. Then
My Dispatch
North Korean Russia wrote:"I am God! You are powerless against me! I am so awesome that when I play basketball I always get four points per shot!" -Kim Jong-Putin.

Independant Nations and Guilds wrote:Their founder turned into an eagle and flew into the sun before being burned to death. This is what their flag really means, and any other attempt at explanation of its meaning is ignored in favor of this explanation.

If you support liberal democratic capitalism, paste this into your sig: $LFD
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The Foxes Swamp
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Postby The Foxes Swamp » Tue Nov 21, 2017 6:30 am

it rained and rained and rained...........
“Your perspective is always limited by how much you know. Expand your knowledge and you will transform your mind.”
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Defutavia
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Postby Defutavia » Tue Nov 21, 2017 7:00 am

then Za Warudo was blown up by a giant laser beam coming from...
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Abust1
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Postby Abust1 » Tue Nov 21, 2017 7:20 am

A shady guy who figured out how to make a deadly laser weapon...
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New Transeurasia
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Postby New Transeurasia » Tue Nov 21, 2017 7:30 am

Abust1 wrote:A shady guy who figured out how to make a deadly laser weapon...

that runs on bologna and is made of...
EurasiaЕвразия欧亜ユーラシア
LIBERATE THE WORLD / DEMOCRACY AND PROSPERITY / FORGED BY MAN THEMSELF
Welcome to 2035. Tenth-light-speed spacecraft, overpopulation, abundance of resources, the tripolar cold war, and catgirls await.

ENN 欧亜囯家通訊社 Eurasian National News: S7 Airlines flight 661 makes emergency landing in Miiriney, RU after failed hijacking | CTVN 长春広播电視集団 Chángchūn Television Network: President Kuzma makes speech on plans for her 2nd term after re-election
MT-PMT gang
2k10s scenemo nation lol - honestly have no idea what to do with this anymore
NStats imprisoned on Proteus
trans rights! ♀ she/they
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Talchyon
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Postby Talchyon » Tue Nov 21, 2017 7:52 am

...little bitty rocks and hanging chads. With the destruction of the world, only the colony in space survived, led by...
The Clockwork Circus - Welcome to a steampunk RP rife with crime, gangs, beggars, and starting off as the lowest of the low, in the lowest socio-economic place there is.


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Dieselvania
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Postby Dieselvania » Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:00 am

Phil Swift who then spontaneously combusted. The space colony is now a free land where people can...

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