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Greater Albali
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Nov 12, 2017
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Greater Albali » Mon Nov 13, 2017 12:43 pm

"You must me insane... Actually what am I saying? Of course you are."
- Queen Tarin III
This nation is the answer to the question 'What if the Loyalists won the Albali Civil War?'
Remember Astela and how nice she was? There's none of that here.
I think I helped start the whole 'AU' fad here. Sorry.
This nation doesn't represent my real life views.
Any information here can be used for this nation if it does NOT conflict.

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Low bloods
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 169
Founded: Nov 22, 2013
Father Knows Best State

Postby Low bloods » Mon Nov 13, 2017 12:49 pm

"New phone who dis? Maybe though."-Low
If you can see us...
Something must surely be wrong.

We dont use NS stats here.
(may change every now and then)
I wake up in the mornings
Sinking halfway to the bottom
There's a loud distorted screaming in my soul
Everything is dark and empty
And I don't know how to fix it
So I curl up in a ball
And cry in the comfort of my home

A post I made about C/LT and YLR threads
Breaking news: Everything is strangely fine in Low bloods (Feel free to check factbook for details.)

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Baaah
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Nov 10, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Baaah » Tue Nov 14, 2017 5:21 am

"Baaah!" a sheep

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Zitravgrad
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 485
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zitravgrad » Tue Nov 14, 2017 8:37 am

"Awwwwww...." *hides a scalpel and a syringe behind her back* "A sheeeeeep...."

- Feodora Alexievna Miroslavskaya, First Lady and Chief Administration Commissar

Warning: the sheep might be dissected/clones/experimented/etc.
"Fortune Favours the Brave, Providence Favours the Wise."
Anthem | Overview

Zitravgrad (Зитравград) is a PMT technocratic socialist nation situated upon an eternally snowing post-nuclear war wasteland, in an anachronistic parallel universe in which many technologies are introduced decades earlier than RL, yet has the social, cultural and political atmosphere of Europe after Congress of Vienna.
Providenska's Herald: The Election Campaign officially starts.| Debate of the Day: Are wild-caught salmon really better than farmed ones? | Zitravgradian news getting fishy, say citizens.
Q&A is still around. First Election: Dec 2018/FT Puppet: Martian Technocratic State of Zitravgrad

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Gaozu
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1095
Founded: Jan 13, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Gaozu » Tue Nov 14, 2017 8:59 am

"No."
- Sun
我們是民選的領導人領導的民主社會主義國家。

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Drescauld
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 50
Founded: Feb 27, 2017
Corporate Bordello

Postby Drescauld » Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:14 am

"Yes"
Political Compass:
Economic Left/Right: 3.13
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -0.97
PLEASE READ FACTBOOKS BEFORE MAKING ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT MY NATION
NS STATS ARE NOT USED

Pro: Gun, Capitalism, Human Rights, Individual Rights, Science over Religion, Free Speech.
Anti: SJW, Socialist, Big Government, Radical Religion/Social Groups.

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Greater Gilead
Diplomat
 
Posts: 577
Founded: May 25, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Greater Gilead » Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:23 am

"No. No, no, no. Around here we hang people like you."
Before jumping to conclusions, look at my FAQ fact book. FAQ here:FAQ Ask Questions Here
Proudly violating WA resolutions since May 25, 2017
( -_- ) My nation does support my political views...deal with it.
Due to the loss of NS Index results making Issue playing near impossible, Consider my stats to be as they were November 19, 2017
Quotes I like:
Deropia wrote:Jason can't help but laugh as the scotch bottle, followed soon after by the pie, fly through the air of the chamber. "Ah, this place may be a mad-house...but its the best damn posting I've ever had...".

The Bible Baptist Republic wrote:Ambassador Conklin reads the proposal, blinks twice, and mutters "There ain't enough whiskey to deal with this crap."

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Stanier
Envoy
 
Posts: 234
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Stanier » Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:28 am

*Draws a Thompson out* "Get outta here before I shove this gun up your ass!" - Sing Scaletta
This nation uses almost all NSStats, except for the automobile industry one.
If my Italian's broken, blame Google Traductor, cazzo.
I'm Venezuelan, así que se habla español
NStracker page
Factbooks
Q&A
Stanierian Embassy Program
Vito is Sing's grandfather, not his father

Stanierian News Broadcasting: Students revolt in Councilor City after a teacher makes '09' highest achievable score in an exam, that's below the minimal approving score|The chief of the Lost Heaven Police Department was sentenced to sleep with the fishes yesterday after he was declared guilty of several corruption charges.

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Eisenhurst
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Oct 14, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Eisenhurst » Tue Nov 14, 2017 10:19 am

"Uh.... huh? Well maybe not this time, papaw."

- August Antonius von Eisenhurst, Mechanical Dictator
Set in a parallel universe in which many technologies are introduced decades earlier than real-life, but stuck in 1815-style balance of power, Eisenhurst is a nation of machines built upon the ruins of a machine empire, and led by a mechanical dictator built in 1920 as the center of the Hive Mind, formerly hidden under the guise of a corporation
Breaking news: The Reichstag considering change in government, but not too soon | Department of Technical Support updates a new patch for Counterintelligence Software | All Hail the Fatherland, as usual
Abandoned sea fortress: Koniginsgerald Virtual reality: Project Thuringia Coming not-so-soon: Silbertal Inc

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Low bloods
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 169
Founded: Nov 22, 2013
Father Knows Best State

Postby Low bloods » Tue Nov 14, 2017 10:24 am

"I'm not sure, I guess we can do something depending on my schedule."-Low
If you can see us...
Something must surely be wrong.

We dont use NS stats here.
(may change every now and then)
I wake up in the mornings
Sinking halfway to the bottom
There's a loud distorted screaming in my soul
Everything is dark and empty
And I don't know how to fix it
So I curl up in a ball
And cry in the comfort of my home

A post I made about C/LT and YLR threads
Breaking news: Everything is strangely fine in Low bloods (Feel free to check factbook for details.)

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Polarea
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 21
Founded: Oct 02, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Polarea » Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:43 am

“You, sir, might need some help with your... extreme tissue deficiency syndrome. Want me to call the hospital?” -First Minister William Andrews
OR
“OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT ARE YOU, ALYCIA COME DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW AND KILL THIS THING!!!!!!!!!!” - King Frederick Syneholm
CivIndex: N14 ROLEPLAY TIME: December 2038 DEFCON: 1 2 3 4 [5]
NATIONSTAT USE: SOME
Leader: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=918742 F7 Characters: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=924758
If you see the phrase Amber and Friends and go "What the fu-?" then click on the spoiler below.
Amber and Friends is the unofficial nickname for Amber Vollandburg's tightly-knit cabinet, who often get into comedy show-worthy antics. You can find all the members of Amber and Friends, save for Amber herself,
here. https://www.nationstates.net/nation=polarea/detail=factbook/id=924758 You can also find some generic info on it here. https://www.nationstates.net/nation=polarea/detail=factbook/id=924666

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Stanier
Envoy
 
Posts: 234
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Stanier » Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:44 am

*Aims them him a Thompson* "Get the f*** outta here monarchic scumbag!" - Sing Scaletta
Last edited by Stanier on Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:45 am, edited 1 time in total.
This nation uses almost all NSStats, except for the automobile industry one.
If my Italian's broken, blame Google Traductor, cazzo.
I'm Venezuelan, así que se habla español
NStracker page
Factbooks
Q&A
Stanierian Embassy Program
Vito is Sing's grandfather, not his father

Stanierian News Broadcasting: Students revolt in Councilor City after a teacher makes '09' highest achievable score in an exam, that's below the minimal approving score|The chief of the Lost Heaven Police Department was sentenced to sleep with the fishes yesterday after he was declared guilty of several corruption charges.

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Bloodshade
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 56
Founded: May 28, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Bloodshade » Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:46 am

"....ANGELINA! ANGELINA, SING'S TRYING TO CHEAT ON YOU!"
Our Leader: Ambrosia Von Carstein

Embassy! Embassy! Come get your own Embassy in Bloodshade!

Sigmar approves of this meme!



Konrad Von Carstein (Ambrosia's uncle)

Isabella Von Carstein (Ambrosia's grandmother)

Ulthar Ravenshield (Konrad's Dwarfish friend and business associate)

Would you kindly ignore NationStats?

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Zitravgrad
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 485
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zitravgrad » Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:48 am

"Is this an attempt to drag me to a marriage counseling? Miss, I have had enough people trying to distract me. I'm not getting a divorce."
"Fortune Favours the Brave, Providence Favours the Wise."
Anthem | Overview

Zitravgrad (Зитравград) is a PMT technocratic socialist nation situated upon an eternally snowing post-nuclear war wasteland, in an anachronistic parallel universe in which many technologies are introduced decades earlier than RL, yet has the social, cultural and political atmosphere of Europe after Congress of Vienna.
Providenska's Herald: The Election Campaign officially starts.| Debate of the Day: Are wild-caught salmon really better than farmed ones? | Zitravgradian news getting fishy, say citizens.
Q&A is still around. First Election: Dec 2018/FT Puppet: Martian Technocratic State of Zitravgrad

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Danceria
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6793
Founded: Aug 13, 2015
New York Times Democracy

Postby Danceria » Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:48 am

Bloodshade wrote:"....ANGELINA! ANGELINA, SING'S TRYING TO CHEAT ON YOU!"

"...You're a little...old...for me." - Aceus Elurin, age 24.
One true Patron Saint of Sinners and Satire
It is my sole purpose in life to offend you and get you to think about your convictions due to this
“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” - Sir Winston Churchill, Prime Minister of Great Britain.
Obligatory Quotes below
“Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.” - William Shakespeare.

“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” - Mark Twain

“In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.” - Thomas Jefferson

“The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.” - Thomas Paine
-{(~CO-FOUNDER OF NS AXIS POWERS~)}-

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Polarea
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 21
Founded: Oct 02, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Polarea » Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:28 pm

“... I’m going to go drink some coffee before I process this.” - First Minister William Andrews
OR
“I have a beautiful, smart and generally amazing wife, you know...” - King Frederick Syneholm
CivIndex: N14 ROLEPLAY TIME: December 2038 DEFCON: 1 2 3 4 [5]
NATIONSTAT USE: SOME
Leader: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=918742 F7 Characters: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=924758
If you see the phrase Amber and Friends and go "What the fu-?" then click on the spoiler below.
Amber and Friends is the unofficial nickname for Amber Vollandburg's tightly-knit cabinet, who often get into comedy show-worthy antics. You can find all the members of Amber and Friends, save for Amber herself,
here. https://www.nationstates.net/nation=polarea/detail=factbook/id=924758 You can also find some generic info on it here. https://www.nationstates.net/nation=polarea/detail=factbook/id=924666

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Low bloods
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 169
Founded: Nov 22, 2013
Father Knows Best State

Postby Low bloods » Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:58 pm

"Are you ok?"-Low
If you can see us...
Something must surely be wrong.

We dont use NS stats here.
(may change every now and then)
I wake up in the mornings
Sinking halfway to the bottom
There's a loud distorted screaming in my soul
Everything is dark and empty
And I don't know how to fix it
So I curl up in a ball
And cry in the comfort of my home

A post I made about C/LT and YLR threads
Breaking news: Everything is strangely fine in Low bloods (Feel free to check factbook for details.)

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Danceria
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6793
Founded: Aug 13, 2015
New York Times Democracy

Postby Danceria » Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:59 pm

Low bloods wrote:"Are you ok?"-Low

"I don't want to get boned." - Aceus Elurin
One true Patron Saint of Sinners and Satire
It is my sole purpose in life to offend you and get you to think about your convictions due to this
“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” - Sir Winston Churchill, Prime Minister of Great Britain.
Obligatory Quotes below
“Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.” - William Shakespeare.

“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” - Mark Twain

“In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.” - Thomas Jefferson

“The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.” - Thomas Paine
-{(~CO-FOUNDER OF NS AXIS POWERS~)}-

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Drescauld
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 50
Founded: Feb 27, 2017
Corporate Bordello

Postby Drescauld » Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:01 pm

“Helllll no. Not my type”
Political Compass:
Economic Left/Right: 3.13
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -0.97
PLEASE READ FACTBOOKS BEFORE MAKING ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT MY NATION
NS STATS ARE NOT USED

Pro: Gun, Capitalism, Human Rights, Individual Rights, Science over Religion, Free Speech.
Anti: SJW, Socialist, Big Government, Radical Religion/Social Groups.

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Gaozu
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1095
Founded: Jan 13, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Gaozu » Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:01 pm

"... you tried to shoot me, now you're asking me out? No thanks..."
- Sun

AN: "Yes, of course!"
Last edited by Gaozu on Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:01 pm, edited 1 time in total.
我們是民選的領導人領導的民主社會主義國家。

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Dawetid
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 156
Founded: Jul 12, 2017
Conservative Democracy

Postby Dawetid » Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:06 pm

*takes out a pistol, but is unsure of which direction to point it*
- Quark Hsuan-doong
Republic of Dawetid
Dávḕtʹə́d M̆jìnk̆vók
ဒးဝေႇထၢ့ဒ်းမျိန်ႇကွို့က်း
達偉特民國

ကွားရာဝ်ႈ!
K̆vā́ rā̂v!
(I'm angry!)
Feel free to suggest the next phrase of the week!

News: Quark Hsuan-doong seen playing Five Minutes to Kill Yourself, comments "It's ok to have fun once in a while", but his friends show signs of concern.

Random stuff: ( ) Strong, Remove ( )! | Screw Dawetidish for now.

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Stanier
Envoy
 
Posts: 234
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Stanier » Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:07 pm

"Do I know you?" - Angelina Scaletta
This nation uses almost all NSStats, except for the automobile industry one.
If my Italian's broken, blame Google Traductor, cazzo.
I'm Venezuelan, así que se habla español
NStracker page
Factbooks
Q&A
Stanierian Embassy Program
Vito is Sing's grandfather, not his father

Stanierian News Broadcasting: Students revolt in Councilor City after a teacher makes '09' highest achievable score in an exam, that's below the minimal approving score|The chief of the Lost Heaven Police Department was sentenced to sleep with the fishes yesterday after he was declared guilty of several corruption charges.

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Polarea
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 21
Founded: Oct 02, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Polarea » Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:33 pm

“Sure! When? I’m open from 7pm to 11pm. Damn, Andrews left all his stuff here; he must have left in a hurry.” - First Minister Amber Vollandburg (Andrews resigned)
OOC: I’m assuming she is talking to Angelina
Last edited by Polarea on Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:34 pm, edited 2 times in total.
CivIndex: N14 ROLEPLAY TIME: December 2038 DEFCON: 1 2 3 4 [5]
NATIONSTAT USE: SOME
Leader: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=918742 F7 Characters: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=924758
If you see the phrase Amber and Friends and go "What the fu-?" then click on the spoiler below.
Amber and Friends is the unofficial nickname for Amber Vollandburg's tightly-knit cabinet, who often get into comedy show-worthy antics. You can find all the members of Amber and Friends, save for Amber herself,
here. https://www.nationstates.net/nation=polarea/detail=factbook/id=924758 You can also find some generic info on it here. https://www.nationstates.net/nation=polarea/detail=factbook/id=924666

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Danceria
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6793
Founded: Aug 13, 2015
New York Times Democracy

Postby Danceria » Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:36 pm

Polarea wrote:“Sure! When? I’m open from 7pm to 11pm. Damn, Andrews left all his stuff here; he must have left in a hurry.” - First Minister Amber Vollandburg (Andrews resigned)
OOC: I’m assuming she is talking to Angelina

"All right. 7:00 sounds good...know any good local places?" - Aceus Elurin.
One true Patron Saint of Sinners and Satire
It is my sole purpose in life to offend you and get you to think about your convictions due to this
“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” - Sir Winston Churchill, Prime Minister of Great Britain.
Obligatory Quotes below
“Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.” - William Shakespeare.

“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” - Mark Twain

“In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.” - Thomas Jefferson

“The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.” - Thomas Paine
-{(~CO-FOUNDER OF NS AXIS POWERS~)}-

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Polarea
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 21
Founded: Oct 02, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Polarea » Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:47 pm

Danceria wrote:
Polarea wrote:“Sure! When? I’m open from 7pm to 11pm. Damn, Andrews left all his stuff here; he must have left in a hurry.” - First Minister Amber Vollandburg (Andrews resigned)
OOC: I’m assuming she is talking to Angelina

"All right. 7:00 sounds good...know any good local places?" - Aceus Elurin.

“Sure, there is a simply majestic luxury buffet on Crystal Street. Want me to take you there?” -First Minister Amber Vollandburg
/skip? Maybe?
CivIndex: N14 ROLEPLAY TIME: December 2038 DEFCON: 1 2 3 4 [5]
NATIONSTAT USE: SOME
Leader: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=918742 F7 Characters: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=924758
If you see the phrase Amber and Friends and go "What the fu-?" then click on the spoiler below.
Amber and Friends is the unofficial nickname for Amber Vollandburg's tightly-knit cabinet, who often get into comedy show-worthy antics. You can find all the members of Amber and Friends, save for Amber herself,
here. https://www.nationstates.net/nation=polarea/detail=factbook/id=924758 You can also find some generic info on it here. https://www.nationstates.net/nation=polarea/detail=factbook/id=924666

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