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Sestaneneet Nepaslind
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Postby Sestaneneet Nepaslind » Thu Feb 16, 2017 7:39 pm

Monkey 314 was hit by a 1953 Oldsmobile Fiesta.
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Postby Melon feud » Thu Feb 16, 2017 9:34 pm

Monkey unit #313 was one of those guys that scrub the ice with a broom to make what appears to be a 20 kilogram cake of cheese going in a certain direction (curling) launched by his fellow team member ,the night before the Olympic championship deathmatch(that's right they curl until only one team remains alive and scrubbing) he was trying to perfect a time delayed poison gel of his own concoction to place on all the opposing teams broom handles ,YET! Before he could set his nefarious plan into action the opposition struck first by planting an genetically engineered sphincteric shark weasel in his bathrooms toilet bowl, his dying screech of shocked dismay and terrible suffering as that evil design of a living butt burrower ran roughshod thru his lower intestinal tract was ,,,well,,,pretty hideous.
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Postby Priedrok » Thu Feb 16, 2017 10:55 pm

Monkey 312 met a BIB (big insane buffalo)

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Postby Paleocacher » Thu Feb 16, 2017 10:57 pm

Monkey 311 suffled sufled haaaad aaaaaaaaa sstttrok... thud.
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Postby Backwash » Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:50 pm

Monkey 310 died of alcohol poisoning after getting into a drinking contest with a Russian.
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Postby Priedrok » Fri Feb 17, 2017 12:43 am

Monkey 309 was a Russian. Unfortunately, the climate didn't agree with him.

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Postby Nuverikstan » Fri Feb 17, 2017 12:45 am

Monkey 308, did not exist. He was killed by the terrorist, at the same time monkey 10,000 was killed.
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Postby Jaamar » Fri Feb 17, 2017 12:47 am

Monkey 307 died peacefully in his sleep, surrounded by his loved ones. (Who were, based on the rest of this thread, doomed)

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Postby The Federation of Kendor » Fri Feb 17, 2017 4:55 am

Monkey 306 was the relative of 307, who committed suicide after seeing 306 died, through eating a pill and shooting himself in the head
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Postby Sestaneneet Nepaslind » Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:18 am

Monkey 305 loved crossdressing. He loved wearing corsets as they slimmed up his body and made him look more feminine. One day, he decided to see how tight he could get it and he ended up suffocating.

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Postby The Federation of Kendor » Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:44 am

Monkey 304 was disgusted by 305's crossdressing and thus he tried to erase the dirty memory with bleach, causing him to die
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Postby Skylus » Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:03 am

303 died by a tree falling on him.
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Postby Districts of Fernae » Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:03 am

304 jumped into a volcano. His last words were, "Yippee!"
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Postby Sphinxatopd » Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:12 am

301 died of shock because 304 died twice.

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Postby San Lumen » Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:54 am

300 died when he swerved to avoid a truck on a mountain road and his car plunged off the cliff and into the river 5000 feet below.
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Postby Graag Brom » Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:55 am

299 Died from the shock of the number of monkey's being under 300.
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Postby Autonomous Eastern Ukraine » Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:16 am

298 was bitten by a radioactive spider but sadly instead of powers he just got cancer.
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Postby San Lumen » Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:17 am

298 was killed by one of Rita's monsters.

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Postby Hammer Britannia » Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:17 am

297 was sniped in the Monkey-Chimp war.
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Postby Banbardi » Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:19 am

296 was drifting in his car when suddenly the axle broke and he lost control and the car went over off the bridge and the car exploded
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Postby The Portland Territory » Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:20 am

295 was killed by Cthulhu's wrath
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Postby Skylus » Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:22 am

294 was thrown into the Sun.
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Postby Nuck figgers » Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:24 am

monkey 293 was struck with syphilis by God for being a anime-loving degenerate

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Postby Hammer Britannia » Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:28 am

292 was landing on the Monkeyha beach during the Monkey-Chimp war, many of his close friends were dying beside him. He ran to the closest cover, along with his squad leader. His squad leader ordered him to "Shoot the Chimps, we gotta let our troops on". He did as he was told, but was shot ,and later died of his injuries, by a MG-42. His last words before dying were "I die, for the freedom of our people"
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Postby Zombie Swarms » Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:31 am

291 commited suicide, when he found out about this genocide.

Also, I am kinda surprised, that this genocide still goes on.
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