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[DRAFT] Condemn Soviet Onion I

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Garbage Replubic
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[DRAFT] Condemn Soviet Onion I

Postby Garbage Replubic » Thu Jun 11, 2026 11:17 am

Hello delegates, you should read Soviet Onion I’s Factbooks before deciding weather or not to approve my proposal in the Security Council, Here is the page to their factbooks:
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=sov ... l=factbook

And also here is the ID for the proposal https://www.nationstates.net/page=UN_vi ... 1781189944
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Postby The Upper Cilikar » Thu Jun 11, 2026 12:19 pm

Did you ask your target's consent for this condemn proposal

Edit: Against, it's incredibly easy to make a legal proposal, it's another thing entirely to make an actually good one for a deserving target.
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Postby Bhang Bhang Duc » Thu Jun 11, 2026 12:19 pm

The text is here.
Security Council Proposal
ID: garbage_replubic_1781189944

Condemn Soviet Onion I

A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.

Category: Condemnation

Nominee: Soviet Onion I

Proposed by: Garbage Replubic

The Security Council,

NOTING WITH GRAVE CONCERN the pungent and unyielding rise of the authoritarian state of Soviet Onion I, a rogue nation that has openly declared its primary national objective to be the generation of pure, unadulterated international chaos across the world's community.

SHOCKED BY the aggressive expansion of the so-called Allium Army, whose weaponized botanical divisions including the notorious Shallot Shock Troops and the Cryo Chive Division, which unleash biochemical sensory overloads upon peaceful borders, forcing foreign delegates and citizens alike to weep the bitter Tears of the Bourgeoisie.

DEEPLY DISTURBED by the provocative nature of the state emblem of Soviet Onion I, which displays a golden hammer crossed with a sickle that hooks directly into a literal onion, serving as a blatant geopolitical warning that any attempt to peel back the borders of the regime will result in immediate international weeping,

FURTHER NOTING that Soviet Onion I attempts to mask its tyrannical agenda behind a deceptive front specifically a highly coordinated, top tier aesthetic flag featuring a celebrated figure from cherished international artwork overlaid upon a background of vibrant orange, white, pink, and blue stripes, a magnificent visual strategy designed to dazzle the international community while the state plots the total disruption of World Assembly bureaucracy.

RECOGNIZING that Soviet Onion I openly treats the resolutions of this Council as paper thin, easily sliced, and completely useless, while actively conspiring with radical, cross border cohorts across the frontiers of the multiverse. The nation formally states this in it’s factbooks,

HEREBY CONDEMNS Soviet Onion I.

Against, not drafted on the forums, nominee is not Condemnable.

While the OP has managed to work some half decent puns into the text, they’re not that funny. Also they don’t know the difference between “it’s” and “its”.
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Postby The Orwell Society » Thu Jun 11, 2026 12:51 pm

Not condemnable, though you put in more effort than most.
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Postby Garbage Replubic » Thu Jun 11, 2026 1:23 pm

Than what makes a nation condemable?
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Postby Adriatic Democratic Empire » Thu Jun 11, 2026 1:24 pm

Garbage Replubic wrote:Than what makes a nation condemable?


I’d take a read of existing C/Cs to see what truly makes a nation/region Condemnable

A few goods ones include:

https://www.nationstates.net/page=WA_pa ... /council=2
https://www.nationstates.net/page=WA_pa ... /council=2
https://www.nationstates.net/page=WA_pa ... /council=2
https://www.nationstates.net/page=WA_pa ... /council=2
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Postby Bhang Bhang Duc » Thu Jun 11, 2026 1:40 pm

Garbage Replubic wrote:Than what makes a nation condemable?

Playing the IC villain well for a long period of time. It’s a badge of honour that I doubt a year old nation will have done enough to earn. A bunch of factbooks just doesn’t cut the mustard.
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Postby Adriatic Democratic Empire » Thu Jun 11, 2026 1:54 pm

I don’t think a lot of things can “cut the mustard” particularly well
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Postby Hamborn » Sat Jun 13, 2026 12:56 pm

Obviously a self condemn to my POV :

The nominee have almost the same flag and they're related to Divergent Timelines Pacific (or a thing like that)
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Postby Heavens Reach » Sat Jun 13, 2026 1:24 pm

Hamborn wrote:Obviously a self condemn to my POV :

The nominee have almost the same flag and they're related to Divergent Timelines Pacific (or a thing like that)

Probably. Garbage Replubic was created immediately after Soviet Onion I resigned from the WA.
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