Declaration Against Automated Telemarketing

[Assies]

Hi everyone, I have a really important request for you Regional Delegates. Please Approve my proposal in the security council. It Still needs 37 approvals, and it only has 18 hours left before it auto-dismisses the proposal. It would be much appreciated if you approved my SC proposal for WA voting as it addresses a what I think as a really important topic. The link to the proposal is down bellow.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=UN_vi ... 1778654596

Kind Regards, United States Of Assies

[Bhang Bhang Duc]

Let’s not. The SC doesn’t like AI generated proposals. Why, we just passed a Declaration on it, one that’s much better written than yours and wasn’t artificially produced.

While your proposal is legal it’s not very good. Get a better clanker next time.

[Grand Federal Republic of America]

imagine using a clanker to fight clankers...

[Assies]

I'm offended that u think I used Ai

[Heavens Reach]

I'm offended that u think I used Ai

Cool, if it's not, can you give us a line-by-line breakdown of what this dense block of grandiloquent jargon is supposed to mean?

Believing that the foundational integrity of regional diplomatic channels relies entirely on authentic, mutual communication between sovereign states,
Observing with Grave Concern the rising proliferation of programmatic entities and rapidly deployed puppet regimes designed solely to exploit regional communication interfaces via automated, mass-scale algorithmic distribution networks,
Noting that these automated operations bypass traditional community discourse, clutter diplomatic channels, and manipulate regional endorsement registries without demonstrating any long-term administrative investment or legitimate regional representation,
Affirming that such programmatic, short-lived entities act as a direct subversion of the organic political processes within major geographic jurisdictions,

The Security Council Hereby:
Condemns the deployment of automated, mass-scale algorithmic communication campaigns initiated by transient or disposable puppet entities for the explicit purpose of artificial influence aggregation;

Urges regional delegates and local executive officers to implement proactive structural frameworks to insulate their borders from automated solicitation and programmatic spam networks;

Encourages all World Assembly members to exercise rigorous administrative vetting when allocating political endorsements, prioritizing verified, long-standing global actors over unverified algorithmic networks.

[Twdne 60]

Observing with Grave Concern the rising proliferation of programmatic entities and rapidly deployed puppet regimes designed solely to exploit regional communication interfaces via automated, mass-scale algorithmic distribution networks,

Can you give an actual example of what you are referring to, that happened in NS? I bet you can't.

[Bhang Bhang Duc]

I'm offended that u think I used Ai

I really couldn’t give a toss about you being offended. Five out of six AI Detectors I ran your text through gave it as 100% AI produced, the sixth said 85%. I think that’s fairly conclusive.

Anyway as your proposal, sorry your AI’s proposal, should disappear at minor update I’ve captured the text of it below for posterity.

Security Council Proposal
ID: assies_1778654596

Declaration Against Automated Telemarketing

A resolution to express a position on international affairs and obligations.

Category: Declaration

Type: Declare

Proposed by: Assies

Believing that the foundational integrity of regional diplomatic channels relies entirely on authentic, mutual communication between sovereign states,
Observing with Grave Concern the rising proliferation of programmatic entities and rapidly deployed puppet regimes designed solely to exploit regional communication interfaces via automated, mass-scale algorithmic distribution networks,
Noting that these automated operations bypass traditional community discourse, clutter diplomatic channels, and manipulate regional endorsement registries without demonstrating any long-term administrative investment or legitimate regional representation,
Affirming that such programmatic, short-lived entities act as a direct subversion of the organic political processes within major geographic jurisdictions,

The Security Council Hereby:
Condemns the deployment of automated, mass-scale algorithmic communication campaigns initiated by transient or disposable puppet entities for the explicit purpose of artificial influence aggregation;

Urges regional delegates and local executive officers to implement proactive structural frameworks to insulate their borders from automated solicitation and programmatic spam networks;

Encourages all World Assembly members to exercise rigorous administrative vetting when allocating political endorsements, prioritizing verified, long-standing global actors over unverified algorithmic networks.

Edit: just realised that HR had caught all the text already. I blame lack of coffee.

[The Orwell Society]

Yeah… no. Not drafted on the forums (because it’s so blatantly AI) and I can’t even get behind the concept in the slightest (not that the concept is even clearly demonstrated). Mass telegrams (I assume that’s what you’re referring to? Idk I’m tired) are an integral part of the game - campaign TGs for WA proposal approval, region announcement telegrams, and, most importantly imo, recruitment telegrams. There’s simply nothing negative or worth condemning in a declaration about any of it.

[Bhang Bhang Duc]

Gone, thank goodness.

16/05/2026, 17:00:03 BST: The Security Council proposal "Declaration Against Automated Telemarketing" [Assies] failed to achieve quorum.

[Nanoma]

This is ai I swear. Nothing here but just ai. I don't understand a single thing that is happening in this declaration.

[The League of the Confederates]

I'm offended that u think I used Ai

Cool, if it's not, can you give us a line-by-line breakdown of what this dense block of grandiloquent jargon is supposed to mean?

♛➳♔➳INSIGHT FROM OUR BENEVOLENT LEADER AND HIS GLORIOUS FRUITS OF PROSPERITY OF THE LEAGUE OF CONFEDERATES.✯✡︎♔♛༄

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