Subject to change pending further updates (specifically the last clause or two)
If we can have a declaration on N-day, surely we can have a declaration on possibly the biggest (negative) event in the recent history of the website? OOC items permeate into SC proposals frequently, and nations are affected by this in-character too, with unexplainably missing/reverted data and other notable changes, such as the absence of cards for the time being.
The World Assembly,
Acknowledging the hard work of cute, fluffy, stubby-tailed, interdimensional hamsters in ensuring the function of internal and logistical processes throughout the multiverse,
Disappointed by the formation of Rodents Against Insured Data, a small minority of these essential workers radicalized by fermented danishes, who without warning conducted a series of coordinated attacks,
Impressed and disgusted by the rodents’ ability to crawl through small spaces, ultimately chewing through centralized telegram lines, cables, and data centers responsible for processing the world’s messages as they are sent, crippling global communications infrastructure and ensuring that no global alliance could be formed in response to later events,
Shocked by the rapid takedown of democratic regional polling processes, accomplished with the help of a hamster’s ability to yawn particularly widely, putting vote counters to sleep before stuffing their chubby cheeks with ballots and gnawing on historical records,
Saddened by the conversion of national monuments into agricultural sites covered in carrot, broccoli, and lettuce farms, surely to project the image of hamster superiority over thousands of sovereign nations,
Searching for a way to recover the cartography records of regions across the multiverse, which were carelessly scribbled over with maps of hamster burrow networks containing wormholes that proved to be critical for their temporary takeover of the world,
Intrigued by the silky, smooth fur and sophisticated grooming processes of these lively rodents, which enabled secret agents to appear as World Census reporters, where the following actions were conducted once artwork access was obtained:Distraught at the total blackout experienced for _ days until eventually resolved, one of the bleakest moments in the history of NationStates,
- Dimensional pockets were used to summon endless supplies of tomato soup, which were aggressively thrown at countless valuable pieces, specifically targeting those produced within the past year, as Third Movement art styles are thought to be unpopular among RAID members,
- Specially curated collections were dismantled as the hamsters tore down museum walls in protest against the ethics of rodent mazes,
- Artwork ownership and trading history were scrambled as hyperactive rodents began to flee across national borders, often burrowing into the ground while still in possession of remaining artwork,
- Massive amounts of bank were stolen to construct a giant hamster wheel, with the exterior featuring giant spinning illusions to dissuade attempts at stopping or restoring lost data,
Declares that this text shall be inscribed into World Assembly history as an accurate rendition of the events beginning April 14th.