The Security Council,
Continuing with its time-honoured condition of attempting to Condemn The Communist Bloc (and the glorious Revolutionary Republic for which it stands), for its myriad violations of the rights of its resident nations, and just a general desire to remind nations that everything will always be its fault,
Acknowledging that the Communist Bloc (herein and henceforth 'the Bloc') has alienated multiple of its international allies, who themselves showed no ill-will to the Bloc, where under no circumstances whatsoever did Europeia attempt to infiltrate the Bloc's World Assembly ministry, nor that of The Leftist Assembly,
Aggrieved by the Bloc's utilisation of its 'People's Revolutionary Air Force' (herein and henceforth the 'PRAF') to engage in a policy termed by its leaders to be 'they/them military aggression',
Aghast at the insidious ideology of 'Bloc Patriotism', which is, obviously, taken with an incredible amount of seriousness by the Bloc's leaders, and has encouraged the en-masse proliferation of images depicting a yellow face with a lone hand engaged in the 'salute' position by the regime's sycophants,
Lamenting the fate of beloved regional mainstay Radio FREE TCB, a country whose offices were once dedicated to producing brave resistance broadcasts against the grimly undemocratic majority-elected regime, as compared to the Bloc's official newspaper, 'The Red Standard', which is full of lies,
Incredulous at the fact that while the PRAF has been producing really awesome jet designs for its enlistees, the Security Council has, as of yet, not been offered one for itself,
Cowering in fear at the Bloc's oft-mentioned Tall Imposing Walls, which surround the region and tower multiple thousand feet high, with dissidents being forced to clean it with the Bloc's communal toothbrush,
Concerned by the fact that the entire gross income of the Bloc is embezzled from its 'Ministry of Domestic Affairs', depriving the governments of Kireerva and Violene Islands of the right to provide golden hot tubs for their population,
Upset that New Astri's government still seems to be calling all the shots and is responsible for everything bad that happens ever, and totally isn't in semi-retirement, a principle we can apply to its partner-in-crime Pajonia, a nation now overrun by mycelium,
Appalled by the population of the Bloc's member nations having insane and terrifying taste in food,
Resolving that, ultimately, this can all be rectified by a PRAF-supported delegate being forcefully imposed upon Concord,
Affirming, of course, that Bloc Patriots are IN CONTROL,
Hereby Condemns The Communist Bloc.
