[DEFEATED] On the Majesty of Elephants

[Goobergunchia]

For this April Fools I present this declaration On the Majesty of Elephants

The Security Council,

RECOGNIZING the great importance of elephants in nature

NOTING the great size of elephants, and their magnificence and majesty

RECOGNIZING that elephants are not to be trifled with

PRAISING the great strength of elephants

AWARE of three living species of elephant

Thereby declares all elephant species shall be considered official animals of the World Assembly.

The Security Council,

RECOGNIZING the great importance of elephants in war and labor

NOTING the great size of elephants, and their magnificence and majesty

RECOGNIZING that elephants are a menace in battle

PRAISING the great strength of elephants

AWARE of three living species of elephant

Thereby declares all elephant species shall be considered official animals of the World Assembly.

[Social Liberal Latin America]

FULL SUPPORT

[Drew Durrnil]

against

[Bhang Bhang Duc]

Just submit and watch it die the death.

[Westinor]

Why are you sending elephants to battle. The poor things.

[Social Liberal Latin America]

Why are you sending elephants to battle. The poor things.

Ok. I changed my mind. If AN deletes the part where elephants are sent to battle and killed, I will declare full support again. Elephants are literal gods, and by sending elephants into battle, you are committing a grave sin

[South Newlandia]

The fullest support any proposal has ever received by anyone (with the exception that using elephants in battle or labor is barbaric. Full support for the other stuff)

[Fachumonn]

Can we please not...

[Ostrovskiy]

Putting elephants into battle is not cool. Against.

[Millenhaal]

My only comment is "wow, another one". It seems like all newbies want to do is pass commendations on their favorite things.

[Matthew the Man]

The first one of these proposals was funny. It stopped being funny the second time, and it still isn't. Against.

[Tinhampton]

Supportive elephant noises. Will shift to "WHY THE HELL IS THIS STILL ON THE BOOKS?????????" the moment the potato thing's repealed, though.

[Savonir]

I have posted a new draft with references to war and labor removed

[Savonir]

This proposal has been submitted

[Jutsa]

Violette save the elephants. o7

[Marlducro]

No.

[Chipoli]

April Fools jokes are meant to be funny.

[Jutsa]

I'm glad at least one joke proposal is making waves.

But if this stays in the Security Council for more then four months, I am repealing it.

[Millenhaal]

I'm glad at least one joke proposal is making waves.

But if this stays in the Security Council for more then four months, I am repealing it.

This will fail miserably, don't get your hopes up.

[Bhang Bhang Duc]

I'm glad at least one joke proposal is making waves.

But if this stays in the Security Council for more then four months, I am repealing it.

Saw your poor attempts got pulled. They were even worse than this one.

[Office of WA Legislation]

The South Pacific recommends that you vote $AGAINST$ On The Majesty Of Elephants", by Savonir.

Please find the Office of WA Legislation's analysis of this resolution below, and make sure to upvote the OWL's recommendation dispatch.

Nah.
If authors want the OWL to put effort into writing recommendations for their proposals, they should put effort into writing said proposals.

Thus, OWL recommends a vote AGAINST the at-vote resolution, "On The Majesty Of Elephants".

This resolution will be at vote between midnight EDT on April 3rd 2023 and midnight EDT on April 7th 2023.

[Witchcraft and Sorcery]

either put some actual significant effort or none at all.

i'd have supported a tautological one-liner with zero effort or i'd have supported some truly high effort trolling

this one isn't nearly good enough to be the latter and takes itself too seriously to be the former.

i am personally very much against though you'll probably still end up getting TGW's vote because enough people there think it's funny

[Pangurstan]

I would support this if it covered the majesty of hippos, but alas it does not

[Ostrovskiy]

This is unfortunately now at vote.

[Chemgota]

I should have probably made a resolution forum before just submitting it.