Hello... I'm sure you can guess why we're here!
After a couple updates of fighting the good fight (and honestly having some pretty decent turnouts given the time of week, love you all who participated <3), including two easily successful delegacy tips, we're re-adjusting our strategy to damage mitigation.
The clause starter words are an acrostic that spell guinea pig, a reference to the theme for the liberationa attempts (see my flag).
Thank you to Westinor for your great help co-authoring and un-thank you to Tim for changing the goddamn font on the document 20 times while we wrote this.
Edit: This nation is controlled by Quebecshire, were that not obvious.
The Security Council,
Gazing upon England as a long-time community of nations dating back to near-antiquity, historically being guided by [nation=Tyrr], who served faithfully as World Assembly Delegate as early as 2003,
Understanding that many years later Tyrr took up the mantle of foundership in England, inspiring new hope among the international community that stability would reign once more on the region, and that it might flourish anew,
Illuminating with regret that this has proven to not be the case, and that the region has been subject to invasion numerous times over the years as a result of unfortunate instability in the continuation of its founder state,
Noting with horror the state that invading forces have once more rendered upon the region in an ongoing occupation, desecrating it and deposing the native Delegate [nation=Isle of Westland] in an unwarranted act of belligerence and malevolence,
Enthused by Isle of Westland’s dedication to defending their homeland, going above and beyond to fight for the freedom of England even in otherwise difficult circumstances, undoubtedly affirming their loyalty to their community,
Actively taking this opportunity to clarify that:
- Presently, Isle of Westland should be considered the rightful sovereign of England, having been WA Delegate for several months prior to the barbaric invasion mentioned above,
- Indicating that this document to liberate the region (thereby increasing the chances of its long-term safety) has been authorized by representatives of Isle of Westland on behalf of England,
Going forth with optimism that England will be freed from its wretched interlopers, and that the region may eventually find an era of steadiness, to the benefit of its member nations,
Hereby liberates England.
Co-author: Westinor