This is my first WA proposal. Any kind of feedback is recommended, but just be aware that I put so much blood, sweat, and tears into this proposal. It took over 36 hours for me to complete without stopping to eat, drink, or breathe
The Security Council
REVOLTED at Your Average North Korean Spy for infiltrating The North Pacific’s regional message board with brutish messages such as, but not limited to “Fast Murder is Satisfying” in response to a Countryballs v Countryhumans debate, “there are no problems in North Korea” in response to a nation exposing North Korea’s starvation. Please! The North Pacific is one of the largest regions in this game so I really need their delegates once this work of art gets on the World Assembly
WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS MY SHOCK at Your Average North Korean Spy’s choice to make it’s National Animal the South Korean Government, which could not only be easily interpreted as a racial slur, but also highlights how Your Average North Korean Spy has zero regard for people from foreign nations who treat their citizens as proper human beings
ABSOLUTELY SHITTING OURSELVES at Your Average North Korean Spy’s disregard for the lives of their own citizens by mandating Conscription, Capital Punishment, and also claim the right to use WMDs. The worst part is that they have no qualms torturing their own citizenry for going against the oppressive government.
I THINK I JUST LOST ALL OF MY BRAIN CELLS at Your Average North Korean Spy’s policies of Capitalism, which goes against North Korea’s communist Juche policies, as well as Devolution, or the idea that the North Korean government would physically give up authority to state and local delegation. The user behind Your Average North Korean Spy is covertly and dishonestly trying to appeal to ideals of Western democracy before radicalizing them into the policies of totalitarian socialism
HEREBY CONDEMNS Your Average North Korean Spy