NationStates

My first joke proposal. Why? Because I'm bored.

Commend Big Brother

Realizing that Big Brother rules over all the nations of the multiverse with a mighty, abnormally large iron fist;

Admiring the amazing leadership skills Big Brother has displayed time and time again in keeping the multiverse in total, undisputed order;

Reminding the nations of the multiverse that Big Brother is always watching, sees you when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake;

Astounded at Big Brother's many accomplishments, including but not limited to:

• The creation, establishment, and enforcement of the supreme ideology known as IngSoc across all the multiverse;
• The development of a simple, intelligence-lowering language called Newspeak to replace all Oldspeak and to make sure all of the multiverse doesn't commit ungood Thoughtcrimes;
• The establishment of the Thought Police, or "thinkPol" in Newspeak, to monitor citizens through spies and telescreens and vaporize any person committing ungood crimethink and thoughtcrimes;

Knowing that Big Brother is the multiverse's eternal, worshipful, and godly leader;

Hereby commends Big Brother.

Support! (Because I support all joke proposals)

Fachumonn wrote:Support! (Because I support all joke proposals)

You have doubleplusgoodthinked. Good job

OOC: What next, 'Condemn Emmanuel Goldstein''?

This proposal.. it's.. its... amazing! 10/10.

A correction. Big Brother is the ruler of Oceania, but not our ally Eurasia Eastasia, or our foe Eastasia Eurasia, with whom we've always been at war.

Haganham wrote:A correction. Big Brother is the ruler of Oceania, but not our ally Eurasia Eastasia, or our foe Eastasia Eurasia, with whom we've always been at war.

Have you been under a rock for a few years? Big Brother rules all now

The Hurricane wrote:This proposal.. it's.. its... amazing! 10/10.

Thank you, thank you. Just doing my part as a loyal, doubleplusgoodthinking citizen.

Bears Armed wrote:OOC: What next, 'Condemn Emmanuel Goldberg'?

That Winston seems a viable target for a condemnation… maybe I'll commend Napoleon the pig next…

I support, lol

Manuelian Empire wrote:I support, lol

Yay!

The Orwell Society wrote:

Haganham wrote:A correction. Big Brother is the ruler of Oceania, but not our ally Eurasia Eastasia, or our foe Eastasia Eurasia, with whom we've always been at war.

Have you been under a rock for a few years? Big Brother rules all now

The Hurricane wrote:This proposal.. it's.. its... amazing! 10/10.

Thank you, thank you. Just doing my part as a loyal, doubleplusgoodthinking citizen.

Bears Armed wrote:OOC: What next, 'Condemn Emmanuel Goldberg'?

That Winston seems a viable target for a condemnation… maybe I'll commend Napoleon the pig next…

Support

Condemn Snowball lol

Does he know when you've been bad or good?

Hyidai wrote:Does he know when you've been bad or good?

No, this isn't Commend Santa.

Tinhampton wrote:

Hyidai wrote:Does he know when you've been bad or good?

No, this isn't Commend Santa.

Already taken lol… wait, that was a ccondemnation, not a commendation

double support!

The Finntopian Empire wrote:double support!

goodthink!