[DRAFT] Condemn Westmonkwick

[WayNeacTia]

Did I say "a year"?

Here's a tip: don't play this game to get a commendation.

And Nationalist Northumbria, you've proved remarkably critical for someone who doesn't know how to write or pass a condemnation.

How long then?

I am very much willing to bet a very important part of my anatomy the universe will have experienced heat death before you will ever be condemned by the Security Council. Fishing for a badge is the quickest way to never receive one….

[Nationalist Northumbria]

How long then?

I am very much willing to bet a very important part of my anatomy the universe will have experienced heat death before you will ever be condemned by the Security Council. Fishing for a badge is the quickest way to never receive one….

Well, I'd hope for your sake you don't take any such bet, because if this gets to vote the merits of it are very strong.

[Bhang Bhang Duc]

I am very much willing to bet a very important part of my anatomy the universe will have experienced heat death before you will ever be condemned by the Security Council. Fishing for a badge is the quickest way to never receive one….

Well, I'd hope for your sake you don't take any such bet, because if this gets to vote the merits of it are very strong.

It has zero merit and while I have no doubt you can get it to vote like the other rubbish you’ve written, it will get thoroughly stomped at that stage.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

I have submitted this proposal.

[Fachumonn]

I have submitted this proposal.

Bad move.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

I have submitted this proposal.

Bad move.

What's bad about it?

[Fachumonn]

Bad move.

What's bad about it?

Maybe look at other posts.

[WayNeacTia]

I am very much willing to bet a very important part of my anatomy the universe will have experienced heat death before you will ever be condemned by the Security Council. Fishing for a badge is the quickest way to never receive one….

Well, I'd hope for your sake you don't take any such bet, because if this gets to vote the merits of it are very strong.

I like to roll the dice….

[Anne of Cleves in TNP]

The Security Council,

APPALLED that Westmonkwick is enslaving those it deems to be 'chavs', a loose definition which in practice appears to mean 'the poor',

RECOGNISING that Westmonkwick previously expelled many 'chavs' to Cheddingham while their two nations were at war, with all available evidence leading to the conclusion that Westmonkwick forced them to cross an active warzone at gunpoint,

REMEMBERING that when the residents of the Millbed estate protested this Westmonkwick responded by bombing them,

CELEBRATING the Cheddingham Casuals, who avenged this when their leader killed Westmonkwick's notoriously brutal police officer Alasdair Khan in one punch, earning the name 'One-Punch Man',

RECALLING that when Westmonkwick went to war with Wokeist Greater Thamesholm in an attempt to restore the deposed monarchy it lost big, and with no doubt that this will again be Westmonkwick's fate in the war it is currently fighting,

Condemns Westmonkwick.

“Ambassador, I have searched for messages sent by the government of Westmonkwick on the TNP Regional Message Board, and it seems that the government of Westmonkwick has not said anything on the RMB, so there is no evidence that the accusations made in this proposal are true. Also, the mentioning of a ‘One-Punch Man’ seems like a reference to a character in a different multiverse, which is forbidden when writing proposals in this facility.”
-Ms. Charlotte Schafer, WA Ambassador for the Clevesian Empire

OOC Note
Italics = Real-life reference

[Tinhampton]

Alexander Smith, Tinhamptonian Delegate-Ambassador to the World Assembly: I'm sorry, Charlotte, but just because it didn't happen in The North Pacific doesn't mean it didn't happen. There is more than ample evidence on well-trafficked international forums to suggest that the Northumbrians are not making any of this up.

[Barfleur]

Ambassador MacGeorge: "I stopped paying attention to the Munkchester/Azadistan/West Bromwich Holme/Nationalist Northumbria story line a while back (in my mind they are all part of the same universe; that's the only way it makes sense), but is Ed Ashleigh still in power? And please tell me those dreadful Fenwicks have been brought to justice... Anyway, 'One-Punch Man' aside, I do not believe this nominee to be particularly notable, and so I see no reason to condemn."

[Nationalist Northumbria]

Ambassador MacGeorge: "I stopped paying attention to the Munkchester/Azadistan/West Bromwich Holme/Nationalist Northumbria story line a while back (in my mind they are all part of the same universe; that's the only way it makes sense), but is Ed Ashleigh still in power? And please tell me those dreadful Fenwicks have been brought to justice... Anyway, 'One-Punch Man' aside, I do not believe this nominee to be particularly notable, and so I see no reason to condemn."

"Ambassador, we have no connection with 'West Bromwich Holme', and our president - who is indeed still in power - is Alvin Ashleigh, no relation to any Eds. And of course the Fenwicks were brought to justice: in Sweden they were sentenced to ten hours of community service last September. It is unfortunate that Barfleur does not support condemning slavery."

[WayNeacTia]

Ambassador MacGeorge: "I stopped paying attention to the Munkchester/Azadistan/West Bromwich Holme/Nationalist Northumbria story line a while back (in my mind they are all part of the same universe; that's the only way it makes sense), but is Ed Ashleigh still in power? And please tell me those dreadful Fenwicks have been brought to justice... Anyway, 'One-Punch Man' aside, I do not believe this nominee to be particularly notable, and so I see no reason to condemn."

"Ambassador, we have no connection with 'West Bromwich Holme', and our president - who is indeed still in power - is Alvin Ashleigh, no relation to any Eds. And of course the Fenwicks were brought to justice: in Sweden they were sentenced to ten hours of community service last September. It is unfortunate that Barfleur does not support condemning slavery."

How long are you going to continue this charade of trying to condemn your own puppet? I am genuinely curious.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

"Ambassador, we have no connection with 'West Bromwich Holme', and our president - who is indeed still in power - is Alvin Ashleigh, no relation to any Eds. And of course the Fenwicks were brought to justice: in Sweden they were sentenced to ten hours of community service last September. It is unfortunate that Barfleur does not support condemning slavery."

How long are you going to continue this charade of trying to condemn your own puppet? I am genuinely curious.

Impressive assumption, but not one with any fact to it.

[WayNeacTia]

How long are you going to continue this charade of trying to condemn your own puppet? I am genuinely curious.

Impressive assumption, but not one with any fact to it.

No? Let us see Westmonkwick join the WA while you keep your WA. That would clear up any doubt. Until then, this is nothing more than a half assed self condemnation. Hate to break it to you, but the game has been around for 20 years. You think you are the first one to come up with a scam like this?

[Nationalist Northumbria]

Impressive assumption, but not one with any fact to it.

No? Let us see Westmonkwick join the WA while you keep your WA. That would clear up any doubt. Until then, this is nothing more than a half assed self condemnation. Hate to break it to you, but the game has been around for 20 years. You think you are the first one to come up with a scam like this?

Since you insist on being wrong in another interaction with me, I've sent him an email asking him to join the WA and I'm sure he will the next time he logs on, though you'll probably move the goalposts once he does. I could point to the many examples of one of us being banned and the other continuing to post but I doubt you would take that as evidence.

[WayNeacTia]

No? Let us see Westmonkwick join the WA while you keep your WA. That would clear up any doubt. Until then, this is nothing more than a half assed self condemnation. Hate to break it to you, but the game has been around for 20 years. You think you are the first one to come up with a scam like this?

Since you insist on being wrong in another interaction with me, I've sent him an email asking him to join the WA and I'm sure he will the next time he logs on, though you'll probably move the goalposts once he does.

Nationalist Northumbria formerly known as Munkchester trying to condemn Westmonkwick. You could have at least been a tad more subtle about it. If it would have been me, I would have at least used a random name generator of some sort.....

I could point to the many examples of one of us being banned and the other continuing to post but I doubt you would take that as evidence.

By all means, please do. While your at it, you may want to step up that campaigning. This one looks like it will miss to the left. Kicker must have shanked it off of the toe.....

[Nationalist Northumbria]

Since you insist on being wrong in another interaction with me, I've sent him an email asking him to join the WA and I'm sure he will the next time he logs on, though you'll probably move the goalposts once he does.

Nationalist Northumbria formerly known as Munkchester trying to condemn Westmonkwick. You could have at least been a tad more subtle about it. If it would have been me, I would have at least used a random name generator of some sort.....

I could point to the many examples of one of us being banned and the other continuing to post but I doubt you would take that as evidence.

By all means, please do. While your at it, you may want to step up that campaigning. This one looks like it will miss to the left. Kicker must have shanked it off of the toe.....

Yes, Azad's obviously been inspired by me. I've said as much myself elsewhere. That's very far from his Westmonkwick being my puppet.

[WayNeacTia]

Nationalist Northumbria formerly known as Munkchester trying to condemn Westmonkwick. You could have at least been a tad more subtle about it. If it would have been me, I would have at least used a random name generator of some sort.....


By all means, please do. While your at it, you may want to step up that campaigning. This one looks like it will miss to the left. Kicker must have shanked it off of the toe.....

Yes, Azad's obviously been inspired by me. I've said as much myself elsewhere. That's very far from his Westmonkwick being my puppet.

This Azadistan? The one who ceased to exist 18 years ago? He came back and of all nations was inspired by you? IF you have said much elsewhere, I would assume you would like to present evidence of this? Also, I still waiting on said posts where one of you was banned and the other one kept posting.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

Yes, Azad's obviously been inspired by me. I've said as much myself elsewhere. That's very far from his Westmonkwick being my puppet.

This Azadistan? The one who ceased to exist 18 years ago? He came back and of all nations was inspired by you? IF you have said much elsewhere, I would assume you would like to present evidence of this? Also, I still waiting on said posts where one of you was banned and the other one kept posting.

No, a different individual with a similar nation name. Here it is.

While Azad was serving a wrongful ban (he's an often-misunderstood individual) at the end of last year, I continued to post.

[Westmonkwick]

Impressive assumption, but not one with any fact to it.

No? Let us see Westmonkwick join the WA while you keep your WA. That would clear up any doubt. Until then, this is nothing more than a half assed self condemnation. Hate to break it to you, but the game has been around for 20 years. You think you are the first one to come up with a scam like this?

Done.

[Fachumonn]

No? Let us see Westmonkwick join the WA while you keep your WA. That would clear up any doubt. Until then, this is nothing more than a half assed self condemnation. Hate to break it to you, but the game has been around for 20 years. You think you are the first one to come up with a scam like this?

Done.

I have no doubt you just WA multied.

[The Aquaria]

If you are wondering whether Westmonkwick is a puppet or not, I am pretty sure it is something a moderator can tell us.

[Fachumonn]

If you are wondering whether Westmonkwick is a puppet or not, I am pretty sure it is something a moderator can tell us.

I'm not sure they can. They can guess, but can't be absolutely absolutely sure of it.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

Done.

I have no doubt you just WA multied.

If you are wondering whether Westmonkwick is a puppet or not, I am pretty sure it is something a moderator can tell us.

I'm not sure they can. They can guess, but can't be absolutely absolutely sure of it.

You chose to be wrong.