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Haganham
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[DRAFT] On Saturday

Postby Haganham » Sat Apr 02, 2022 1:23 am

The Security Council,

Acknowledging a fantastical and incredible occurrence that happens every week around the multiverse,

Realizing, that authoring even the most banal of resolutions results in a shiny badge,

Observing that I really want a shiny badge and do not care how much I must debase myself to get one,

Confirming that it is indeed Saturday,

Declaring the week to be a huge success,

Something something.
Imagine reading a signature, but over the course of it the quality seems to deteriorate and it gets wose an wose, where the swenetence stwucture and gwammer rewerts to a pwoint of uttew non swence, an u jus dont wanna wead it anymwore (o´ω｀o) awd twa wol owdewl iws jus awfwul (´･ω･`);. bwt tw sinawtur iwswnwt obwer nyet, it gwos own an own an own an own. uwu wanyaa stwop weadwing bwut uwu cwant stop wewding, uwu stwartd thwis awnd ur gwoing two fwinibsh it nowo mwattew wat! uwu hab mwoxie kwiddowo, bwut uwu wibl gwib ub sowon. i cwan wite wike dis fwor owors, swo dwont cwalengbe mii..

… wbats dis??? uwu awe stwill weedinb mwie sinatwr?? uwu habe awot ob detewemwinyanyatiom!! ｡◕‿◕｡! u habve comopweedid tha signwtr, good job!
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Postby Honeydewistania » Sat Apr 02, 2022 1:38 am

Full support. The SC needs to recognise stuff before they’re allowed to officially exist
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Postby Outer Sparta » Sat Apr 02, 2022 6:34 am

April Fool's was yesterday, but alas it did not occur on a Saturday.
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Postby WayNeacTia » Sat Apr 02, 2022 4:52 pm

Full, unwavering, shoe banging support!
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Postby The Galactic Federation of Avalon » Sat Apr 02, 2022 4:53 pm

Support.
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Postby Penguin Dictators » Sat Apr 02, 2022 8:57 pm

Someone get this person a shiny badge, stat! :D
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Team Leo
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Postby Team Leo » Mon Apr 04, 2022 5:43 am

Y'all are joking right? This ain't no good proposal.
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Postby Fachumonn » Mon Apr 04, 2022 7:31 am

Full and unwavering support. This shall pass, and I will campaign all the way for it.
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Postby Untecna » Mon Apr 04, 2022 7:34 am

Well, its not Saturday right now, but full support
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Postby Unibot III » Tue Apr 05, 2022 2:07 am

Watch out, “Something something” might violate Rule 1.e.


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Postby WayNeacTia » Tue Apr 05, 2022 5:00 am

Team Leo wrote:Y'all are joking right? This ain't no good proposal.

Flew right over your head didn't it?
Sarcasm dispensed moderately.
RiderSyl wrote:You'd really think that defenders would communicate with each other about this. I know they're not a hivemind, but at least some level of PR skill would keep Quebecshire and Quebecshire from publically contradicting eac

wait
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Postby Wallowis » Tue Apr 05, 2022 5:07 am

Full support. Let us define Saturday.
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Postby Haganham » Thu Oct 06, 2022 10:38 pm

In light of recent events this proposal is being revisited
Imagine reading a signature, but over the course of it the quality seems to deteriorate and it gets wose an wose, where the swenetence stwucture and gwammer rewerts to a pwoint of uttew non swence, an u jus dont wanna wead it anymwore (o´ω｀o) awd twa wol owdewl iws jus awfwul (´･ω･`);. bwt tw sinawtur iwswnwt obwer nyet, it gwos own an own an own an own. uwu wanyaa stwop weadwing bwut uwu cwant stop wewding, uwu stwartd thwis awnd ur gwoing two fwinibsh it nowo mwattew wat! uwu hab mwoxie kwiddowo, bwut uwu wibl gwib ub sowon. i cwan wite wike dis fwor owors, swo dwont cwalengbe mii..

… wbats dis??? uwu awe stwill weedinb mwie sinatwr?? uwu habe awot ob detewemwinyanyatiom!! ｡◕‿◕｡! u habve comopweedid tha signwtr, good job!
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Postby Bhang Bhang Duc » Thu Oct 06, 2022 10:53 pm

Haganham wrote:In light of recent events this proposal is being revisited

Please don’t bother - it’s low quality, illegal, unfunny and would be best buried in a swamp.
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