Security Council,
Acknowledging both the determination and dominance that was asserted by the region of ‘Suspicious’ during the Global Trade Fair.
Realizing, However, that they are frowned upon by many nations due to not only their values, but also their rather aggressive tactics.
Observing, nonetheless, that they did in fact blow every other nation and region out of the water in regards to:
1.) Sticky Labels, helping to better organize packaged goods
2.) Shipping Containers, holding endless possibilities
3.) Patriotic Flags, necessary for the celebration of many countries
4.) Gold Bullion, a valuable currency among many nations
5.) Coffee Beans, powering many world leaders
6.) Inspector Uniforms, allowing the ability to partake in the Global Trade Fair
7.) Humanitarian Potatoes, helping to cure the starving of many states
8.) Kittens, fulfilling what the coffee beans could not
9.) Tractor Parts, keeping agriculture the heart of the country
10.) Electronics, connecting nations together
11.) Gas Centrifuges, keeping gas prices low
12.) and Uranium, boosting nuclear arsenals from sea to firey sea
Reiterating that, in order to achieve such a status requires much determination and assertion of dominance through global trade that was laid out in the Global Trade Fair and for these reasons,
Hereby commends Suspicious
Furthermore, not yet winning a 48-hour-long April Fool's Joke game is not really something that on its own causes an entire Commendation to be deserved.
