(DRAFT) Declaration on Walruses

[Moosh Moosh World]

NOTING that as of now, there has been no official declaration on walruses.
DEFINING walruses as two-tusked sea mammals, commonly found in the arctic.
CORRECTING the common misconception that walruses and seals are the same animal.
APPALLED by all of the misinformation about these animals.
Hereby declares the following,
a. Walruses are very great animals.
b. They are peaceful animals, who only feed on fish and mollusks.
c. They are treasures.

[Catalonia 2070 RP]

I think the definition of Walruses should include greater detail. This is very vague

[Untecna]

Change "Arctic" to "colder regions, generally in the poles of planets" or something on those lines.

[Tinhampton]

This is okay. Arf arf ARF!

[Bhang Bhang Duc]

NOTING that as of now, there has been no official declaration on walruses.
DEFINING walruses as two-tusked sea mammals, commonly found in the arctic.
CORRECTING the common misconception that walruses and seals are the same animal.
APPALLED by all of the misinformation about these animals.
Hereby declares the following,
a. Walruses are very great animals.
b. They are peaceful animals, who only feed on fish and mollusks.
c. They are treasures.

Highly derivative, unoriginal and unfunny.

[Catalonia 2070 RP]

NOTING that as of now, there has been no official declaration on walruses.
DEFINING walruses as two-tusked sea mammals, commonly found in the arctic.
CORRECTING the common misconception that walruses and seals are the same animal.
APPALLED by all of the misinformation about these animals.
Hereby declares the following,
a. Walruses are very great animals.
b. They are peaceful animals, who only feed on fish and mollusks.
c. They are treasures.

Highly derivative, unoriginal and unfunny.

Completely disagree! It has potential. Give some actual advice

[Bhang Bhang Duc]

Highly derivative, unoriginal and unfunny.

Completely disagree! It has potential. Give some actual advice

It has zero potential. Actual advice? Bury it a peat bog for six months and then recycle it as firelighters.

[Catalonia 2070 RP]

Completely disagree! It has potential. Give some actual advice

It has zero potential. Actual advice? Bury it a peat bog for six months and then recycle it as firelighters.

Why does it have zero potential? Why not define walruses through international law?

[Bhang Bhang Duc]

It has zero potential. Actual advice? Bury it a peat bog for six months and then recycle it as firelighters.

Why does it have zero potential? Why not define walruses through international law?

Because it’s a repeat of the hippo Declaration - just changing the names to prevent a call of plagiarism. As I said, derivative and unoriginal.

It’s also a bloody stupid idea.

Edit: if you think a Declaration can define walruses through international law, then you have no idea what a Declaration is. It’s a collective opinion.

[Fachumonn]

Why does it have zero potential? Why not define walruses through international law?

Because it’s a repeat of the hippo Declaration - just changing the names to prevent a call of plagiarism. As I said, derivative and unoriginal.

It’s also a bloody stupid idea.

Edit: if you think a Declaration can define walruses through international law, then you have no idea what a Declaration is. It’s a collective opinion.

The Hippo thing was stupid enough. We don't need another repeat.

[Moosh Moosh World]

Change "Arctic" to "colder regions, generally in the poles of planets" or something on those lines.

Well walruses tend to live in the north pole. It is untrue that they live in the antarctic

[Moosh Moosh World]

Why does it have zero potential? Why not define walruses through international law?

Because it’s a repeat of the hippo Declaration - just changing the names to prevent a call of plagiarism. As I said, derivative and unoriginal.

It’s also a bloody stupid idea.

Edit: if you think a Declaration can define walruses through international law, then you have no idea what a Declaration is. It’s a collective opinion.

While it is true that I took inspiration from the hippo declaration, walruses specifically need a better definition, as so many people think that they are the same as seals. Which is untrue and quite harmful

[Moosh Moosh World]

I think the definition of Walruses should include greater detail. This is very vague

I tried to do it as well as I could without bringing up the species name, as some may argue that that would be a rl reference.