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All Wild Things
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[JOKE] - Declaration on A Liberal Haven

Postby All Wild Things » Fri Jan 21, 2022 4:39 am

The Security Council

Shocked that so many militaries rolled up in A Liberal Haven
Traumatised that this respected region took such a big hit
Observing the raider delegate Got The Munchies Real Bad Man
Noting that endorsers of the delegate got really high
Enflamed that defenders took a huge blow
Determined to keep this blunt

Hereby declares that A Liberal Haven got toasted.


The Security Council

Shocked that A Liberal Haven was cultivating a raider plant
Traumatised that this respected region took such a big hit
Observing the raider delegate Got The Munchies Real Bad Man
Noting that the number of endorsers of the delegate got really high
Enthralled that when asked for help, so many militaries rolled up
Determined to keep this blunt

Hereby declares that A Liberal Haven got toasted.
Last edited by All Wild Things on Fri Jan 21, 2022 5:44 am, edited 4 times in total.
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Postby All Wild Things » Fri Jan 21, 2022 5:07 am

Hmm. I don't really like that last line, "Hereby declares this raid was smokin'."
Maybe something more like "Hereby declares that A Liberal Haven got toasted."?
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Postby Reventus Koth » Fri Jan 21, 2022 10:43 am

I'll be blunt, this SC joint wouldn't pass a resolution so dank. I imagine it would get smoked in queue and you'll be left high and dry.
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Postby Honeydewistania » Fri Jan 21, 2022 5:46 pm

submit this fr
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Postby Apatosaurus » Fri Jan 21, 2022 5:50 pm

Full support
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Postby WayNeacTia » Wed Jan 26, 2022 9:19 am

Full unwavering, shoe banging support!
Sarcasm dispensed moderately.
RiderSyl wrote:You'd really think that defenders would communicate with each other about this. I know they're not a hivemind, but at least some level of PR skill would keep Quebecshire and Quebecshire from publically contradicting eac

wait

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Postby All Wild Things » Thu Jan 27, 2022 2:42 pm

Wayneactia wrote:Full unwavering, shoe banging support!

There's a notable lack of your usual scathing sarcasm in this response. I was worried that your account had been hacked, but no, you're on form in other threads.
*wipes sweat from brow*
I guess it was just a momentary lapse of reason on your part, but you're feeling better now.
*Takes a screenshot of Wayne's response*
That will be worth something one day.
;)

(Thanks for the vote of confidence!)
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I was tempted, especially as I suspect that this is the peak of my SC career!
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Postby Penguin Dictators » Fri Jan 28, 2022 5:10 am

I support this 100%, and anyone who shoots this down is a monster. :lol2:

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Postby Berusturg » Fri Jan 28, 2022 5:19 am

The Federation of Berusturg votes For this proposal

Our Federatives agree that this is a masterpiece and it will have their full support
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Postby WayNeacTia » Fri Jan 28, 2022 7:30 am

All Wild Things wrote:
Wayneactia wrote:Full unwavering, shoe banging support!

There's a notable lack of your usual scathing sarcasm in this response. I was worried that your account had been hacked, but no, you're on form in other threads.
*wipes sweat from brow*
I guess it was just a momentary lapse of reason on your part, but you're feeling better now.
*Takes a screenshot of Wayne's response*
That will be worth something one day.
;)

I may have just consumed an herb that elevated my mood..... I can autograph that screenshot for you if you would like. :lol:
Sarcasm dispensed moderately.
RiderSyl wrote:You'd really think that defenders would communicate with each other about this. I know they're not a hivemind, but at least some level of PR skill would keep Quebecshire and Quebecshire from publically contradicting eac

wait


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