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[SUBMITTED] Declaration on Crocodiles

Postby Vikanias » Wed Jul 28, 2021 6:21 pm

This is very inspired by Bears armed “Declaration on Hippos” but instead with crocodiles.

The security council,

DEFINING Crocodiles as Semi-aquatic reptiles that are carnivores

BELIEVING that Crocodiles are the epitome of “Yeah the dinosaurs died but we didn’t.”

FURTHER BELIEVING that there is no such thing as an “Alligator” as the difference is a tooth, A TOOTH.

RECOGNIZING that Crocodiles can be huge and deadly. Making them an apex predator in their environment.

NOTING that Crocodiles are very territorial and wouldn’t mind sending someone off to the Golden gates if they are in its territory. And that they like Flesh.

FURTHER NOTING that the Death roll is the most badass thing nature ever created and it was given to the Crocodile

FURTHER RECOGNIZING that Crocodiles are one of the best parents in nature and put their newborn babies in their pouch.

FURTHER FURTHER NOTING that Crocodiles can be also friendly and friends with other animals.

Hereby,

Urges nations to conserve these beasts as best they can and ban poaching on them
Urges nations to research Crocodiles and help stop threats like invasive species that can drive native Crocodiles to extinction
Urges nations to hate on Jaguars as they kill Crocodiles
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Postby Karteria » Wed Jul 28, 2021 6:23 pm

Joke/pseudo-joke proposal or not, it’s best that you get some feedback (and a legality check) before submission.
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Postby Vikanias » Wed Jul 28, 2021 6:33 pm

Karteria wrote:Joke/pseudo-joke proposal or not, it’s best that you get some feedback (and a legality check) before submission.


Yeah I rushed it here because I’m dumb, but I hope for the best.
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Postby Outer Sparta » Wed Jul 28, 2021 7:00 pm

Not a well-written proposal.
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Postby Vikanias » Wed Jul 28, 2021 8:25 pm

Outer Sparta wrote:Not a well-written proposal.


Agreed
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Postby Morover » Wed Jul 28, 2021 8:29 pm

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"An absolutely vile proposal. I cannot emphasize enough my own opposition to this - not only did you manage to not capitalize the 'security' of the Security Council, overall emphasizing our great stature of having the greatest mall cop-vigilantes in the world, but you also forgot to capitalize the 'council'! How else will the denizens of this hall know about the sheer council-iness of this chamber."
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Postby Outer Sparta » Wed Jul 28, 2021 9:11 pm

Vikanias wrote:
Outer Sparta wrote:Not a well-written proposal.


Agreed

Yet you submitted it anyway. Maybe that's your intention - to submit terribly-written proposals just for the sake of it.
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Postby Vikanias » Wed Jul 28, 2021 9:22 pm

Outer Sparta wrote:
Vikanias wrote:
Agreed

Yet you submitted it anyway. Maybe that's your intention - to submit terribly-written proposals just for the sake of it.


Ah but that’s your flawed opinion, assuming I do things for the wrong reasons. I ain’t arguing with you over this as I know this ain’t going to pass. But maybe that’s your intention - to write wrong responses just for the sake of it.
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Postby Outer Sparta » Wed Jul 28, 2021 9:28 pm

Vikanias wrote:
Outer Sparta wrote:Yet you submitted it anyway. Maybe that's your intention - to submit terribly-written proposals just for the sake of it.


Ah but that’s your flawed opinion, assuming I do things for the wrong reasons. I ain’t arguing with you over this as I know this ain’t going to pass. But maybe that’s your intention - to write wrong responses just for the sake of it.

Ehh, you can do whatever you want, but it definitely won't pass unless you somehow are able to convince all the major delegates and go on a huge telegram stamp spree to tell people to vote for it. Also, it's not even an original nor creative joke proposal.
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Postby Vikanias » Wed Jul 28, 2021 9:31 pm

Outer Sparta wrote:
Vikanias wrote:
Ah but that’s your flawed opinion, assuming I do things for the wrong reasons. I ain’t arguing with you over this as I know this ain’t going to pass. But maybe that’s your intention - to write wrong responses just for the sake of it.

Ehh, you can do whatever you want, but it definitely won't pass unless you somehow are able to convince all the major delegates and go on a huge telegram stamp spree to tell people to vote for it. Also, it's not even an original nor creative joke proposal.


Ah yes, I kniw this proposal won’t pass. And I said it’s inspired by another proposal and it copies it’s formula. And this isn’t a joke proposal, I made it because I like Crocodiles.
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Postby Outer Sparta » Wed Jul 28, 2021 9:35 pm

Vikanias wrote:
Outer Sparta wrote:Ehh, you can do whatever you want, but it definitely won't pass unless you somehow are able to convince all the major delegates and go on a huge telegram stamp spree to tell people to vote for it. Also, it's not even an original nor creative joke proposal.


Ah yes, I kniw this proposal won’t pass. And I said it’s inspired by another proposal and it copies it’s formula. And this isn’t a joke proposal, I made it because I like Crocodiles.

I do wish your joke proposal was a bit more original and not something to copycat off of another's format. But you do you, I suppose.
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Postby Bhang Bhang Duc » Wed Jul 28, 2021 11:20 pm

Vikanias wrote:
Outer Sparta wrote:Ehh, you can do whatever you want, but it definitely won't pass unless you somehow are able to convince all the major delegates and go on a huge telegram stamp spree to tell people to vote for it. Also, it's not even an original nor creative joke proposal.


Ah yes, I kniw this proposal won’t pass. And I said it’s inspired by another proposal and it copies it’s formula. And this isn’t a joke proposal, I made it because I like Crocodiles.

Oh, and I thought seals were your thing.

If you’re going to try to be funny at least try and be original.
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Postby Team Lennox » Thu Jul 29, 2021 6:32 am

Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:
Vikanias wrote:
Ah yes, I kniw this proposal won’t pass. And I said it’s inspired by another proposal and it copies it’s formula. And this isn’t a joke proposal, I made it because I like Crocodiles.

Oh, and I thought seals were your thing.

If you’re going to try to be funny at least try and be original.

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