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[FAILED] Commend Testlandia

Postby The Unified Missourtama States » Sat Jul 24, 2021 9:53 am

Recognizing Testlandia as a bastion of peace and neutrality, and as a sagacious and valuable member of antiquity,

Firstly, observing Testlandia's appreciation and commitment to the complexities of freedom in their 2018 protection of Testregionia from art pillagers, and the subsequent liberation of Testregionia,

Secondly, appreciating the nation's internal commitment to personal and economic freedoms, as well as the continued workings of democracy,

Lastly, appreciating the many important written works of Testlandia, read in thousands of nations across the world, including: "N-Day: What You Need to Know," a guide that saved the lives of billions of peoples; "How to Write a Dispatch," one of the world's most read writing guides; and "Table types," an insightful guide to furniture,

Hereby Commends Testlandia.
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Postby Bhang Bhang Duc » Sat Jul 24, 2021 11:18 am

A C&C should be detailed, giving ample reasons why the nominee should receive the award. This definitely isn’t.

As written, no support.
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Postby Bears Armed » Sat Jul 24, 2021 11:58 am

Testlandia is a nation used by game staff for various purposes: Commending it for its actions might fall under the ban on commending game staff for actions carried out in their official roles.
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Postby The Unified Missourtama States » Sat Jul 24, 2021 3:18 pm

I should have clarified this is a practice in what can be done, not what should be done. I am proud of this draft because it is not total crap, I do not think it is greatly written or that its nominee is great (or even "real").
Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:A C&C should be detailed, giving ample reasons why the nominee should receive the award. This definitely isn’t.

As written, no support.

Great! I love you!
Bears Armed wrote:Testlandia is a nation used by game staff for various purposes: Commending it for its actions might fall under the ban on commending game staff for actions carried out in their official roles.

There's one way to find out if it's legal.
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Postby Varanius » Sat Jul 24, 2021 3:25 pm

The Unified Missourtama States wrote:I am proud of this draft because it is not total crap
Debatable
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Postby The Unified Missourtama States » Sat Jul 24, 2021 3:27 pm

Varanius wrote:
The Unified Missourtama States wrote:I am proud of this draft because it is not total crap
Debatable

Please do not snip my statements to make up debates.
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Postby Galiantus III » Sat Jul 24, 2021 3:28 pm

There is literally no need for this.
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Postby Bhang Bhang Duc » Sat Jul 24, 2021 3:30 pm

And you’ve submitted it. Oh dearie dearie me, that basically sums up your approach.

Well, we did try and train you in TWP - total failure I’m afraid.
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Sedgistan wrote:The SC has just has a spate of really shitty ones recently from Northumbria, his Watermelon fanboy…..

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Postby Doge Land » Sat Jul 24, 2021 3:39 pm

i like this proposal. based tums
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Postby The Unified Missourtama States » Sat Jul 24, 2021 3:42 pm

Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:total failure I’m afraid.

It's true, this is why I left The West Pacific, was failing all my classes and they said I couldn't be on the football team anymore, so I ran away to South Pacific where they have much more lenient qualifications for participation in the extracurriculars.
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Postby Honeydewistania » Sat Jul 24, 2021 5:12 pm

Completely opposed since you've submitted this already.
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Postby WayNeacTia » Sat Jul 24, 2021 5:38 pm

A typical badge hunt at its finest. Good thing this will go nowhere at warp speed.
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Postby The Unified Missourtama States » Sat Jul 24, 2021 8:28 pm

Wayneactia wrote:A typical badge hunt at its finest. Good thing this will go nowhere at warp speed.

I already have the Security Council Resolution Author badge, because I've authored and passed a resolution before... If you read from the top this is pretty obviously not about passage.
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Postby Varanius » Sat Jul 24, 2021 8:55 pm

The Unified Missourtama States wrote:
Varanius wrote: Debatable

Please do not snip my statements to make up debates.
I did nothing of the sort. I responded to a specific line of your post because it’s the only point I wanted to respond to. And to say I was “making up debates” doesn’t actually make any sense.
The Unified Missourtama States wrote:
Wayneactia wrote:A typical badge hunt at its finest. Good thing this will go nowhere at warp speed.

I already have the Security Council Resolution Author badge, because I've authored and passed a resolution before... If you read from the top this is pretty obviously not about passage.
And what happened to that resolution again? Maybe instead of C/Cs you should try writing a declaration instead. They don’t seem to need to be of any high quality.
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Postby Karteria » Sat Jul 24, 2021 10:11 pm

The Unified Missourtama States wrote:
Wayneactia wrote:A typical badge hunt at its finest. Good thing this will go nowhere at warp speed.

I already have the Security Council Resolution Author badge, because I've authored and passed a resolution before... If you read from the top this is pretty obviously not about passage.


Then what's the point? Is there a political statement to be had? I can't think of what that would be. At best, this fails to get to queue, and at worst, it's declared illegal. There's no benefit to dying on this hill. You should rescind the submission and start on a different topic.
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Postby Gorundu » Sat Jul 24, 2021 10:55 pm

TWPers: The SC is toxic

Also TWPers:
Varanius wrote:
The Unified Missourtama States wrote:I am proud of this draft because it is not total crap
Debatable

Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:And you’ve submitted it. Oh dearie dearie me, that basically sums up your approach.

Well, we did try and train you in TWP - total failure I’m afraid.

The author has already made it clear that they don't intend to pass this, so there is absolutely zero need to keep hounding them like this. There's a difference between being blunt and being mean.
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Postby WayNeacTia » Sun Jul 25, 2021 12:52 am

Gorundu wrote:TWPers: The SC is toxic

Also TWPers:
Varanius wrote: Debatable

Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:And you’ve submitted it. Oh dearie dearie me, that basically sums up your approach.

Well, we did try and train you in TWP - total failure I’m afraid.

The author has already made it clear that they don't intend to pass this, so there is absolutely zero need to keep hounding them like this. There's a difference between being blunt and being mean.

Perhaps they shouldn't have submitted it for the "lols" then.
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Postby Varanius » Sun Jul 25, 2021 1:54 am

Gorundu wrote:TWPers: The SC is toxic
BBD is an SC regular, and I do happen to pop in every once in a while. If you can find when either of us have ever labeled the SC toxic it’d be very much appreciated.
The author has already made it clear that they don't intend to pass this, so there is absolutely zero need to keep hounding them like this. There's a difference between being blunt and being mean.
I was under the impression TUMS knew what they were doing. After all, as they pointed out earlier, they do have an SC authorship badge. It’s hardly like we’re dealing with someone who’s never step foot in the SC before. TUMS isn’t a noob, and it’s not as though they require the patient guiding hand the SC community should hypothetically be expected to provide to noobs.

And as fun as it was to address your newest half-thought out attempt at a shot at TWP, perhaps we should get back to the topic at hand.
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Mlakhavia wrote:Vara isn't a gameplay personality, he's a concentrated ball of spite

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Postby Xoriet » Sun Jul 25, 2021 6:06 am

There is context behind this. It was a discussion in the Card server over if it was possible to C&C Testlandia, and I was saying there's no way while a few others were trying to come up with convoluted ways to evade the rules. This is just TUMS taking me up on that bet.

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Postby Sedgistan » Sun Jul 25, 2021 7:58 am

For the record, and in the event people haven't seen it in the proposal queue, this got ruled legal.

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Postby Refuge Isle » Mon Jul 26, 2021 12:00 am

The Unified Missourtama States wrote:Lastly, appreciating the many important written works of Testlandia, read in thousands of nations across the world, including: "N-Day: What You Need to Know," a guide that saved the lives of billions of peoples;

Is it considered a public service to write a guide on how to navigate a nuclear hellscape that the guide's author, itself, created? :blush:

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Postby Moonfungus » Mon Jul 26, 2021 1:54 am

Refuge Isle wrote:Is it considered a public service to write a guide on how to navigate a nuclear hellscape that the guide's author, itself, created?

Small details, we can afford to skim over that :p
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Postby The Hazar Amisnery » Mon Jul 26, 2021 1:57 am

Bears Armed wrote:Testlandia is a nation used by game staff for various purposes: Commending it for its actions might fall under the ban on commending game staff for actions carried out in their official roles.

I think that rule means commending a mod for banning someone, not what OP is doing.
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Postby Varanius » Mon Jul 26, 2021 2:57 am

The Hazar Amisnery wrote:
Bears Armed wrote:Testlandia is a nation used by game staff for various purposes: Commending it for its actions might fall under the ban on commending game staff for actions carried out in their official roles.

I think that rule means commending a mod for banning someone
Then you’re just wrong.

Next in line please.
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Postby Morover » Mon Jul 26, 2021 12:31 pm

An interesting project, though I think taking it to vote isn't necessarily the best idea. I've always thought it would be fun to Condemn Maxtopia if they ever refound, but that seems to be a different thing altogether.

I will say, though I'm not supportive of this proposal in terms of it passing, I certainly don't think it warranted the level of personal criticism present in this thread.
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