Repeal: Recognition of the General AssemblyOrigin: Imperium of Tinfect,Author: Elesvanir MarsevImperial Division of Foreign Policy and Diplomatic Action,Counsel: Verat KathilImperial Division of Intelligence and Information, Research and Development Division, Subspace Mechanics and Manipulation
The Security Council,
Presuming the good intentions of the target legislation,
Yet appalled at the myriad horrors and mild inconveniences that have arisen from the target, including, but not limited to:And confused by the proclamation within Clause 5 of the target, when we all got along just fine without tearing some really quite nice walls down,
- Great masses of diplomats, bureaucrats, and insufferable political pundits within Member-States writhing in incurable madness following the revelation of a second chamber within the World Assembly,
- Member-States physically transplanting themselves across vast swathes of space and time to spraypaint their flags on unwilling regions, severing international infrastructure, reorganizing oceans and continents, and trapping tourists, transport ships, and aircraft, in unfamiliar locales with no clear avenue of return,
- The slaving of national clocks and government timetables to a mysterious, semi-regular 'update', applied inconsistently across all known regions,
- Member-States themselves, as nations, being considered for 'regional citizenship', and expected to fulfill the duties of a 'regional government', as though they were some kind of singular entity capable of holding office,
- The doubling of the workload of the already tragically overworked World Assembly Gnome,
Hereby repeals Resolution [insert number here], Recognition of the General Assembly.
"The Imperium," said Marsev, looking distinctly out of place in the three-walled chamber, "denies any and all allegations made within Security Council Resolution Two-Ninety-Seven; The Imperium remains in full compliance with all World Assembly legislation, and we urge Member-States to immediately repeal the harmful falsehoods perpetuated within the document."
OOC:
Petty, perhaps, but I figured I'd have it ready seeing as how it's got a bunch of major regions behind it. I think it's legal, if, rather shorter than I'd like, but I'm not exactly familiar with the SC rules. The objective here is rather to display the absurdity of trying to merge the IC space the GA exists in with the oddball Metagame nature of the SC.
If I forget to submit this/post in this thread by the time it passes, anyone similarly inclined to pointless gestures of annoyance may freely cannibalize the draft for their own.