[SILLY] SC Joke Proposals Megathread

[Drew Durrnil]

since the sc is lacking in a thread for joke proposals and there are a lot of sc joke proposals, here is the megathread.
submit your joke proposals here
also have fun

[Jedinsto]

I wrote this a while ago to break every rule I could where if I submitted it it wouldn't get my nation banjected from the WA-

Edit: Not that I would submit it.

I believe that because Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo is a grammatically correct sentence, we hereby repeal every resolution in the GA and abolish the GA. In fact, repeal everything. WA is now abolished. NationStates is better off without WA. Earth is better without. Destroy NS. Go outside, you fucking nerds.
https://search.yahoo.com/search?fr=mcaf ... o+sentence proof of previous statement.

[Outer Sparta]

This was a joke proposal I had in mind to mock the terrible Condemn TCB draft that was going on.

Condemn USSR

The Security Council,

Noting that USSR stifles political rights, civil rights, and promotes a hateful communist ideology. Some nations also torture its citizenry.

Hereby condemns USSR.

[Nooooooooooooooo]

The Security Council,

Noting that Sorianora is a bad man,

Hereby condemns Sorianora.

[Sedgistan]

We don't need a joke proposal megathread. The GA has one because they have rules against joke/silly proposals so players are encouraged to post them in that thread instead. The SC has no such rule.