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[Serious] Condemn Bhang Bhang Duc

Postby Great Algerstonia » Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:37 pm

Noting amogus,

Noting that Bhang Bhang Duc is led by imposters;

NOTING that Bhang Bhang Duc is in The West Pacific which is objectively sus,

Noting, that Bhang Bhang Duc hates joke proposals;

Herby condemns Bhang Bhang Duc
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Postby Tinhampton » Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:41 pm

Some proposed retoolings :P
Great Algerstonia wrote:Noting amogus,

Noting that Outer Sparta is evil led by imposters;

NOTING that Outer Sparta is in Europe which is objectively the most evil region ever sus,

Noting, that Outer Sparta hates joke proposals;

Herby condemns Outer Spsrta Sparta
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Postby Great Algerstonia » Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:43 pm

Every suggestion implemented except deleting amogus
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Postby Swedish-Norwegian Kingdoms » Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:43 pm

This is the best proposal ever! The lack of details, the memes and jokes, its so good! Im totally not being sarcastic!
huh

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Postby Drew Durrnil » Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:47 pm

Great Algerstonia wrote:Noting amogus,

Noting that Outer Sparta is led by imposters;

NOTING that Outer Sparta is in Europe which is objectively sus,

Noting, that Outer Sparta hates joke proposals;

Herby condemns Outer Sparta

opposed, Europe is not sus and ruled by the wise IA
also, these arguments apply to bhang bhang duc more than Outer Sparta
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Postby Nooooooooooooooo » Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:51 pm

Drew Durrnil wrote:
Great Algerstonia wrote:Noting amogus,

Noting that Outer Sparta is led by imposters;

NOTING that Outer Sparta is in Europe which is objectively sus,

Noting, that Outer Sparta hates joke proposals;

Herby condemns Outer Sparta

opposed, Europe is not sus and ruled by the wise IA
also, these arguments apply to bhang bhang duc more than Outer Sparta

Speaking of whom, I wonder how long it'll take before he notices this thread and completely demolishes OP.

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Postby British Home Nations » Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:51 pm

As opposed to Inner Sparta?

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Postby Drew Durrnil » Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:54 pm

British Home Nations wrote:As opposed to Inner Sparta?

...
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Atheris wrote:0/10. Using this fifth glyph in casual talk is not only inimical, but also shows that human minds act not of individual thoughts but of compulsory will by a dug-in aristocracy.
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The Nantorakan government would like to express their concerns about all the pedophiles lurking in this market. There's so much grease and body oil in the offers being made, that you could fry chicken in it. We strongly advise wearing a mask when making deals because the strong smell of kid-diddler permeates the air like a dead, fermenting animal.

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Postby Honeydewistania » Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:55 pm

I can’t laugh, there’s no-

Oh.


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Postby Swedish-Norwegian Kingdoms » Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:58 pm

Drew Durrnil wrote:
Great Algerstonia wrote:Noting amogus,

Noting that Outer Sparta is led by imposters;

NOTING that Outer Sparta is in Europe which is objectively sus,

Noting, that Outer Sparta hates joke proposals;

Herby condemns Outer Sparta

opposed, Europe is not sus and ruled by the wise IA
also, these arguments apply to bhang bhang duc more than Outer Sparta

in which the region is a dictatorship...
huh

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Postby Drew Durrnil » Thu Apr 08, 2021 11:00 pm

Swedish-Norwegian Kingdoms wrote:
Drew Durrnil wrote:opposed, Europe is not sus and ruled by the wise IA
also, these arguments apply to bhang bhang duc more than Outer Sparta

in which the region is a dictatorship...

no
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Atheris wrote:0/10. Using this fifth glyph in casual talk is not only inimical, but also shows that human minds act not of individual thoughts but of compulsory will by a dug-in aristocracy.
Atheris wrote:*pulls out anime weapons*
weeaboo mode!
*screams in depression and existential dread*
Nantoraka wrote:
The Nantorakan government would like to express their concerns about all the pedophiles lurking in this market. There's so much grease and body oil in the offers being made, that you could fry chicken in it. We strongly advise wearing a mask when making deals because the strong smell of kid-diddler permeates the air like a dead, fermenting animal.

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Postby Swedish-Norwegian Kingdoms » Thu Apr 08, 2021 11:06 pm

Drew Durrnil wrote:
Swedish-Norwegian Kingdoms wrote:in which the region is a dictatorship...

no

So then there were like 1000 consecutive terms that IA has?

This is getting off topic, so ill stop
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Postby Drew Durrnil » Thu Apr 08, 2021 11:08 pm

Swedish-Norwegian Kingdoms wrote:
Drew Durrnil wrote:no

So then there were like 1000 consecutive terms that IA has?

This is getting off topic, so ill stop

yeah, there are no term limits so IA has a bunch of consecutive terms since he is one of the best at his job that ever was
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Atheris wrote:0/10. Using this fifth glyph in casual talk is not only inimical, but also shows that human minds act not of individual thoughts but of compulsory will by a dug-in aristocracy.
Atheris wrote:*pulls out anime weapons*
weeaboo mode!
*screams in depression and existential dread*
Nantoraka wrote:
The Nantorakan government would like to express their concerns about all the pedophiles lurking in this market. There's so much grease and body oil in the offers being made, that you could fry chicken in it. We strongly advise wearing a mask when making deals because the strong smell of kid-diddler permeates the air like a dead, fermenting animal.

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Postby Bhang Bhang Duc » Thu Apr 08, 2021 11:16 pm

Should be labeled [Joke] or more accurately [Crap].
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Postby Great Algerstonia » Fri Apr 09, 2021 5:52 am

Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:Should be labeled [Joke] or more accurately [Crap].

Done.
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Postby Great Algerstonia » Fri Apr 09, 2021 5:53 am

Drew Durrnil wrote:
Great Algerstonia wrote:Noting amogus,

Noting that Outer Sparta is led by imposters;

NOTING that Outer Sparta is in Europe which is objectively sus,

Noting, that Outer Sparta hates joke proposals;

Herby condemns Outer Sparta

opposed, Europe is not sus and ruled by the wise IA
also, these arguments apply to bhang bhang duc more than Outer Sparta

Psssssst. Dont tell this to anyone. But sometime very soon I will be sneakily editing the draft to replace Outer Sparta with Bhang Bhang Duc. Keep this secret.
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April 1st was 8 days ago.
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Lenlyvit wrote:April 1st was 8 days ago.

April first begins early in February and ends in late May :P
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Postby Honeydewistania » Fri Apr 09, 2021 6:12 am

Lenlyvit wrote:April 1st was 8 days ago.

Okay author of Condemn Osiris :P


Jokes last a day, but SC shitposts are eternal
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Postby Bhang Bhang Duc » Fri Apr 09, 2021 9:02 am

Lenlyvit wrote:April 1st was 8 days ago.

Sometimes I think the SC should have a sub-forum where the children can have their juvenile fun and leave the adults to do the serious stuff.
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Postby Drew Durrnil » Fri Apr 09, 2021 9:11 am

Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:
Lenlyvit wrote:April 1st was 8 days ago.

Sometimes I think the SC should have a sub-forum where the children can have their juvenile fun and leave the adults to do the serious stuff.

The GA has that, and it's this. If the SC had that, at least half of the joke proposals will be eliminated.
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Atheris wrote:0/10. Using this fifth glyph in casual talk is not only inimical, but also shows that human minds act not of individual thoughts but of compulsory will by a dug-in aristocracy.
Atheris wrote:*pulls out anime weapons*
weeaboo mode!
*screams in depression and existential dread*
Nantoraka wrote:
The Nantorakan government would like to express their concerns about all the pedophiles lurking in this market. There's so much grease and body oil in the offers being made, that you could fry chicken in it. We strongly advise wearing a mask when making deals because the strong smell of kid-diddler permeates the air like a dead, fermenting animal.

News: Former Elite President Pæta Marlín joins the cult of Yahlia, calling it his "sexual and spiritual awakening".

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Postby Honeydewistania » Fri Apr 09, 2021 9:21 am

Drew Durrnil wrote:
Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:Sometimes I think the SC should have a sub-forum where the children can have their juvenile fun and leave the adults to do the serious stuff.

The GA has that, and it's this. If the SC had that, at least half of the joke proposals will be eliminated.

Considering how many "jokes" you have submitted, perhaps you could begin the thread?
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Postby Drew Durrnil » Fri Apr 09, 2021 9:38 am

Honeydewistania wrote:
Drew Durrnil wrote:The GA has that, and it's this. If the SC had that, at least half of the joke proposals will be eliminated.

Considering how many "jokes" you have submitted, perhaps you could begin the thread?

ok
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Atheris wrote:0/10. Using this fifth glyph in casual talk is not only inimical, but also shows that human minds act not of individual thoughts but of compulsory will by a dug-in aristocracy.
Atheris wrote:*pulls out anime weapons*
weeaboo mode!
*screams in depression and existential dread*
Nantoraka wrote:
The Nantorakan government would like to express their concerns about all the pedophiles lurking in this market. There's so much grease and body oil in the offers being made, that you could fry chicken in it. We strongly advise wearing a mask when making deals because the strong smell of kid-diddler permeates the air like a dead, fermenting animal.

News: Former Elite President Pæta Marlín joins the cult of Yahlia, calling it his "sexual and spiritual awakening".

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