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[JOKE] Condemn Chicken overlords

Postby Comfed » Wed Mar 31, 2021 7:36 pm

Note: this is a joke. I won't submit this.
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Condemn Chicken overlords

A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.

Proposed by Comfed


The World Assembly Security Council,

Noting that the region of Chicken overlords contains a massive number of satellite states totalling over ten thousand,

Dismayed that the region's founder uses the satellite states in order to trick the World Census into increasing its rank,

Worried that this blatant fraud draws promising nations away from quality regions,

Shocked that the sheer number of countries in Chicken overlords slows down or prevents altogether the regular operations of military forces across the world,

Disgusted that the satellite states do nothing but languish, providing no benefit to their citizens,

Horrified that Chicken overlords corrupted an attempt by the World Census to objectively rank the nations of the world by flooding the offices of other nations with the names of said satellites,

Disappointed that the satellite states of Chicken overlords have incredibly uncreative names, generally starting with "Womble" and almost all ending in a number,

Whereas those aforementioned nations are the worst in the world,

Hereby Condemns Chicken overlords.
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Postby Drew Durrnil » Wed Mar 31, 2021 7:39 pm

please submit this
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The Nantorakan government would like to express their concerns about all the pedophiles lurking in this market. There's so much grease and body oil in the offers being made, that you could fry chicken in it. We strongly advise wearing a mask when making deals because the strong smell of kid-diddler permeates the air like a dead, fermenting animal.

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Postby Whitemore » Wed Mar 31, 2021 7:39 pm

It's not even April 1st yet, but I would vote for this.
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Postby Tinhampton » Wed Mar 31, 2021 7:42 pm

Opposed for unfunniness. :P
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Postby Picairn » Wed Mar 31, 2021 7:44 pm

Please submit this. For one, I'd love for this proposal to be the SC's April Fools joke. :p
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Postby Outer Sparta » Wed Mar 31, 2021 7:47 pm

Perfect region for a perfect joke proposal.
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Postby Honeydewistania » Wed Mar 31, 2021 8:04 pm

Nice proposal, but you seem to have forgotten to include the joke? Is this a mistake?
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Postby Drew Durrnil » Wed Mar 31, 2021 9:09 pm

Honeydewistania wrote:Nice proposal, but you seem to have forgotten to include the joke? Is this a mistake?

The joke is about the Womble nations. You should add that the Womble nations are the worst nations in NS.
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Nantoraka wrote:
The Nantorakan government would like to express their concerns about all the pedophiles lurking in this market. There's so much grease and body oil in the offers being made, that you could fry chicken in it. We strongly advise wearing a mask when making deals because the strong smell of kid-diddler permeates the air like a dead, fermenting animal.

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Postby Sorianora » Thu Apr 01, 2021 5:32 am

Drew Durrnil wrote:
Honeydewistania wrote:Nice proposal, but you seem to have forgotten to include the joke? Is this a mistake?

The joke is about the Womble nations. You should add that the Womble nations are the worst nations in NS.

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Postby Lumio Magika » Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:03 am

I would actually get my delegate to approve this xD (he generally looks to me to be the "Shadow delegate", as he calls it.)
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Postby Islamic Holy Sites » Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:06 am

DREW DURRNIL wrote:
Honeydewistania wrote:Nice proposal, but you seem to have forgotten to include the joke? Is this a mistake?

The joke is about the Womble nations. You should add that the Womble nations are the worst nations in NS.

The Womble nations? They are literally the only nations I can find when matchmaking in challenge mode
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Postby Silvedania » Mon Apr 12, 2021 6:45 am

Please submit this!!!
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im going to submit this

Postby United Nations Aerospace Defense Command » Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:34 am

Comfed wrote:Note: this is a joke. I won't submit this.
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Security Council Resolution

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Condemn Chicken overlords

A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.

Proposed by Comfed


The World Assembly Security Council,

Noting that the region of Chicken overlords contains a massive number of satellite states totalling over ten thousand,

Dismayed that the region's founder uses the satellite states in order to trick the World Census into increasing its rank,

Worried that this blatant fraud draws promising nations away from quality regions,

Shocked that the sheer number of countries in Chicken overlords slows down or prevents altogether the regular operations of military forces across the world,

Disgusted that the satellite states do nothing but languish, providing no benefit to their citizens,

Horrified that Chicken overlords corrupted an attempt by the World Census to objectively rank the nations of the world by flooding the offices of other nations with the names of said satellites,

Disappointed that the satellite states of Chicken overlords have incredibly uncreative names, generally starting with "Womble" and almost all ending in a number,

Whereas those aforementioned nations are the worst in the world,

Hereby Condemns Chicken overlords.


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Postby Bhang Bhang Duc » Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:41 am

That does not give you the right to plagiarise it and submit it under your name. I’ve already submitted a GHR to have Moderation remove it.
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Postby Cereskia » Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:43 am

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Postby United Nations Aerospace Defense Command » Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:48 am

Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:That does not give you the right to plagiarise it and submit it under your name. I’ve already submitted a GHR to have Moderation remove it.

dislike

(im gonna write my own)
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Postby Volkswagen International » Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:54 am

Oh

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Oh

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Postby Volkswagen Int Arizonan Subsidiary » Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:55 am

Oh

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:mad:

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Oh
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Postby Comfed » Fri Apr 16, 2021 2:09 pm

Of all the proposals that you could plagiarize, people chose this one :P
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Ever-Wandering Souls wrote:In the liberal justice system, raiding-based offenses are considered especially heinous. In The South Pacific, the dedicated defenders who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Council on Regional Security. These are their proscriptions. DUN DUN.

Numero Capitan wrote:I haven't bothered reading back but I can unequivocally say that I agree with everything HEM has said and Unibot is wrong

Put this in your sig if you passed biology and know that gender and sex are not the same thing.

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Postby Outer Sparta » Fri Apr 16, 2021 2:17 pm

Comfed wrote:Of all the proposals that you could plagiarize, people chose this one :P

Imagine plagiarizing a joke proposal of them all.
social democracy, environmental protection, universal healthcare, free college, social equality, LGBT, pro-choice,
GOP, corporate socialism, Trump, neoconservatism, white supremacy, extreme political views, corruption

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