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Alentejozinho and Algarvezinho
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Condemn Alentejo And Algarve!

Postby Alentejozinho and Algarvezinho » Sat Jan 02, 2021 3:57 pm

The World Assembly,

SHOCKED, SHOCKED, that Alentejo and Algarve foreign ministry sometimes uses a little humour in its proposals.

AFFIRMING that the WA is a serious place where serious people discuss serious issues and where all humour must be verboten!

ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED that the nation of Alentejo and Algarve tried to self-commend its own region.

DECLARING that diversity and joy are to be avoided in these halls of professional government at all costs.

HEREBY decides to condemn this nation of scoundrels, this hive of scum and villainy, called Alentejo and Algarve!

Shame! Shame!
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Postby Drew Durrnil » Sat Jan 02, 2021 4:04 pm

Doesn't break any rules as far as I know except for maybe Rule 1a.

is this a joke
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Postby Alentejozinho and Algarvezinho » Sat Jan 02, 2021 4:07 pm

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Please, everyone, let's condemn this madman. This evil creature. This person who used the vile humour in the halls of this very serious World Assembly.

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Postby Alentejozinho and Algarvezinho » Sat Jan 02, 2021 4:08 pm

Drew Durrnil wrote:Doesn't break any rules as far as I know except for maybe Rule 1a.

is this a joke


There are no jokes in the WA sir! This is a serious place!

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Postby Praeceps » Sat Jan 02, 2021 4:15 pm

Drew Durrnil wrote:Doesn't break any rules as far as I know except for maybe Rule 1a.

is this a joke

2b
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Postby Bormiar » Sat Jan 02, 2021 4:18 pm

Cute.

Unsurprisingly this is still illegal: the usage of "he" is a blatant rule 4 violation. And prior to December 20th, the entire concept would've been illegal due to the tit-for-tat rule.

It's entirely typical for new players to go into the SC, do something they shouldn't (like self-commend), and then chalk it up to the WA elite oppressing them with their rules and their seriousness and their — god forbid — standards. You, a neophyte, couldn't possible have made any mistakes! It's far more likely that the entire WA community and moderation team has been doing things wrong for 12 years!

If you want any chance at ever getting anything you want in the SC, you need to stop mocking it. If you hadn't figured it out, "Commend Portugal" is not going to pass. Don't make things worse for yourself.

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Postby Silvedania » Sat Jan 02, 2021 4:24 pm

GenSec said this was legal - somehow. There are a bunch of rule violations that others before me have listed. I think the proposal is lacking, and more against it is that it's a self-condemnation. Obviously a joke proposal, but still.
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Postby Alentejozinho and Algarvezinho » Sat Jan 02, 2021 4:30 pm

Bormiar wrote:Cute.

Unsurprisingly this is still illegal: the usage of "he" is a blatant rule 4 violation. And prior to December 20th, the entire concept would've been illegal due to the tit-for-tat rule.

It's entirely typical for new players to go into the SC, do something they shouldn't (like self-commend), and then chalk it up to the WA elite oppressing them with their rules and their seriousness and their — god forbid — standards. You, a neophyte, couldn't possible have made any mistakes! It's far more likely that the entire WA community and moderation team has been doing things wrong for 12 years!

If you want any chance at ever getting anything you want in the SC, you need to stop mocking it. If you hadn't figured it out, "Commend Portugal" is not going to pass. Don't make things worse for yourself.


Been around here with various accounts for a loooong time. Nearly since the beginning of the game.

Didn't like the UN/WA part of the game back then, I don't like it now.

Im not against the rules, I actually believe the moderators are usually right. What annoys me is the sheer arrogance that some people here exume even though this is just a game.

I really don't care about the SC, but some nice folks in the Portugal community decided to give it a shot, and like clockwork people the Very (self)Important People that prowl these forums shot them down mercilessly.

Now, Im me, they are they. Im grumpy, they are a little less so. My region will get the commendation one day soon because they won't stop.

Don't take everything so seriously, especially this.
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Postby Praeceps » Sat Jan 02, 2021 4:33 pm

Silvedania wrote:GenSec said this was legal - somehow. There are a bunch of rule violations that others before me have listed. I think the proposal is lacking, and more against it is that it's a self-condemnation. Obviously a joke proposal, but still.

1. GenSec did not say that this proposal was legal.
2. GenSec is in charge of the rules over in the GA.
3. The mods are in charge of the rules over here in the SC.
4. No mod has marked the proposal legal or illegal yet. As such, by default it is marked as legal but I'm sure that'll be remedied shortly.
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Postby Silvedania » Sat Jan 02, 2021 4:35 pm

Praeceps wrote:
Silvedania wrote:GenSec said this was legal - somehow. There are a bunch of rule violations that others before me have listed. I think the proposal is lacking, and more against it is that it's a self-condemnation. Obviously a joke proposal, but still.

1. GenSec did not say that this proposal was legal.
2. GenSec is in charge of the rules over in the GA.
3. The mods are in charge of the rules over here in the SC.
4. No mod has marked the proposal legal or illegal yet. As such, by default it is marked as legal but I'm sure that'll be remedied shortly.

Oh, didn't see that. Thanks for explaining it
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Postby Sodoran Alesia » Sat Jan 02, 2021 4:38 pm

Alentejozinho and Algarvezinho wrote:
Bormiar wrote:Cute.

Unsurprisingly this is still illegal: the usage of "he" is a blatant rule 4 violation. And prior to December 20th, the entire concept would've been illegal due to the tit-for-tat rule.

It's entirely typical for new players to go into the SC, do something they shouldn't (like self-commend), and then chalk it up to the WA elite oppressing them with their rules and their seriousness and their — god forbid — standards. You, a neophyte, couldn't possible have made any mistakes! It's far more likely that the entire WA community and moderation team has been doing things wrong for 12 years!

If you want any chance at ever getting anything you want in the SC, you need to stop mocking it. If you hadn't figured it out, "Commend Portugal" is not going to pass. Don't make things worse for yourself.


Been around here with various accounts for a loooong time. Nearly since the beginning of the game.

Didn't like the UN/WA part of the game back then, I don't like it now.

Im not against the rules, I actually believe the moderators are usually right. What annoys me is the sheer arrogance that some people here exume even though this is just a game.

I really don't care about the SC, but some nice folks in the Portugal community decided to give it a shot, and like clockwork people the Very (self)Important People that prowl these forums shot them down mercilessly.

Now, Im me, they are they. Im grumpy, they are a little less so. My friends will get their commendation one day soon because they won't stop.

Don't take everything so seriously, especially this.


Lol and this is how you guarantee your region will never get commended lol You don't self commend or ask for a commend, you get commended for outstanding contributions to the game.

If you can't take basic criticism or understand some basic tenets of commend/condemn, ( like how it's really bad form to self commend) then you're not going anywhere here lol

You're just digging your own grave at this point lol

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Postby Bormiar » Sat Jan 02, 2021 4:40 pm

Alentejozinho and Algarvezinho wrote:
Bormiar wrote:Cute.

Unsurprisingly this is still illegal: the usage of "he" is a blatant rule 4 violation. And prior to December 20th, the entire concept would've been illegal due to the tit-for-tat rule.

It's entirely typical for new players to go into the SC, do something they shouldn't (like self-commend), and then chalk it up to the WA elite oppressing them with their rules and their seriousness and their — god forbid — standards. You, a neophyte, couldn't possible have made any mistakes! It's far more likely that the entire WA community and moderation team has been doing things wrong for 12 years!

If you want any chance at ever getting anything you want in the SC, you need to stop mocking it. If you hadn't figured it out, "Commend Portugal" is not going to pass. Don't make things worse for yourself.


Been around here with various accounts for a loooong time. Nearly since the beginning of the game.

Didn't like the UN/WA part of the game back then, I don't like it now.

Im not against the rules, I actually believe the moderators are usually right. What annoys me is the sheer arrogance that some people here exume even though this is just a game.

I really don't care about the SC, but some nice folks in the Portugal community decided to give it a shot, and like clockwork people the Very (self)Important People that prowl these forums shot them down mercilessly.

Now, Im me, they are they. Im grumpy, they are a little less so. My region will get the commendation one day soon because they won't stop.

Don't take everything so seriously, especially this.


Trust me, I'm not taking this seriously. :P

Portugal might be commended one day, but someone from Portugal will not be the author. It really doesn't matter if you guys won't stop; it's not going to happen. Sorry.

And by the way, that "arrogance" is actually just surety, because all of us are sure that self-commends are too taboo to pass.

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Postby Alentejozinho and Algarvezinho » Sat Jan 02, 2021 4:41 pm

Sodoran Alesia wrote:
Alentejozinho and Algarvezinho wrote:
Been around here with various accounts for a loooong time. Nearly since the beginning of the game.

Didn't like the UN/WA part of the game back then, I don't like it now.

Im not against the rules, I actually believe the moderators are usually right. What annoys me is the sheer arrogance that some people here exume even though this is just a game.

I really don't care about the SC, but some nice folks in the Portugal community decided to give it a shot, and like clockwork people the Very (self)Important People that prowl these forums shot them down mercilessly.

Now, Im me, they are they. Im grumpy, they are a little less so. My friends will get their commendation one day soon because they won't stop.

Don't take everything so seriously, especially this.


Lol and this is how you guarantee your region will never get commended lol You don't self commend or ask for a commend, you get commended for outstanding contributions to the game.

If you can't take basic criticism or understand some basic tenets of commend/condemn, ( like how it's really bad form to self commend) then you're not going anywhere here lol

You're just digging your own grave at this point lol


Lol, im not the delegate :roll:

What grave? I though I was a jokester but you people are hilarious.

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Postby Alentejozinho and Algarvezinho » Sat Jan 02, 2021 4:44 pm

Bormiar wrote:
Alentejozinho and Algarvezinho wrote:
Been around here with various accounts for a loooong time. Nearly since the beginning of the game.

Didn't like the UN/WA part of the game back then, I don't like it now.

Im not against the rules, I actually believe the moderators are usually right. What annoys me is the sheer arrogance that some people here exume even though this is just a game.

I really don't care about the SC, but some nice folks in the Portugal community decided to give it a shot, and like clockwork people the Very (self)Important People that prowl these forums shot them down mercilessly.

Now, Im me, they are they. Im grumpy, they are a little less so. My region will get the commendation one day soon because they won't stop.

Don't take everything so seriously, especially this.


Trust me, I'm not taking this seriously. :P

Portugal might be commended one day, but someone from Portugal will not be the author. It really doesn't matter if you guys won't stop; it's not going to happen. Sorry.

And by the way, that "arrogance" is actually just surety, because all of us are sure that self-commends are too taboo to pass.


Hell, maybe we'll ask Devin Nunes to post the commendation with his secret account currently in the Internationale.

Really people, don't be so serious.

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Postby Alentejo and Algarve » Sat Jan 02, 2021 5:16 pm

Alentejozinho and Algarvezinho wrote:The World Assembly,

SHOCKED, SHOCKED, that Alentejo and Algarve foreign ministry sometimes uses a little humour in its proposals.

AFFIRMING that the WA is a serious place where serious people discuss serious issues and where all humour must be verboten!

ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED that Alentejo and Algarve tried to self-commend the region he declares to enjoy so very much.

DECLARING that diversity and joy are to be avoided in these halls of professional government at all costs.

NONETHELESS respecting the actions of the SecGen members, who were constructive and pleasant.

HEREBY condemns this nation of scoundrels, this hive of scum and villainy called Alentejo and Algarve!

Shame! Shame!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=UN_vi ... 1609626567

I say crucify that bastard! Wait....

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Postby Ofiussia » Sat Jan 02, 2021 5:30 pm

Alentejozinho and Algarvezinho wrote:The World Assembly,

SHOCKED, SHOCKED, that Alentejo and Algarve foreign ministry sometimes uses a little humour in its proposals.

AFFIRMING that the WA is a serious place where serious people discuss serious issues and where all humour must be verboten!

ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED that Alentejo and Algarve tried to self-commend the region he declares to enjoy so very much.

DECLARING that diversity and joy are to be avoided in these halls of professional government at all costs.

NONETHELESS respecting the actions of the SecGen members, who were constructive and pleasant.

HEREBY condemns this nation of scoundrels, this hive of scum and villainy called Alentejo and Algarve!

Shame! Shame!

https://www.nationstates.net/page=UN_vi ... 1609626567

That bastard must go! #NoMyDelegate #AlentejoAndAlgarveBad

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Postby Jakker » Sat Jan 02, 2021 6:25 pm

Marked this as illegal for 2b using "he"
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Postby Alentejozinho and Algarvezinho » Sun Jan 03, 2021 11:33 am

After self-flagellating myself for using that most wicked of words, the shameful term "he", I can confirm a new and improved version of the condemnation is available to be shot down again.

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Postby Makdon » Sun Jan 03, 2021 4:18 pm

This is honestly pretty funny, if a noobish overreaction to the realities of the SC. I'm not sure where you got the idea the SC doesn't like a bit of humor - personally I enjoy a good joke in an otherwise good proposal. Anyways, you're not going to get anywhere unless you accept both the rules of SC and the fact that a self commend will never pass. That or you can keep banging your head against the wall.
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Postby Alentejozinho and Algarvezinho » Sun Jan 03, 2021 4:33 pm

Makdon wrote:This is honestly pretty funny, if a noobish overreaction to the realities of the SC. I'm not sure where you got the idea the SC doesn't like a bit of humor - personally I enjoy a good joke in an otherwise good proposal. Anyways, you're not going to get anywhere unless you accept both the rules of SC and the fact that a self commend will never pass. That or you can keep banging your head against the wall.


Not the SC per se, but a lot of people around it.

We heard and learned from all the people that were constructive. We make fun of the people who aren't.

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Postby Outer Sparta » Sun Jan 03, 2021 8:30 pm

What in the world is this proposal? Clearly this doesn't come close to SC standards.
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Postby WayNeacTia » Sun Jan 03, 2021 9:58 pm

Alentejozinho and Algarvezinho wrote:We heard and learned from all the people that were constructive. We make fun of the people who aren't.

There once was another player by the name of Bitley who used to try the exact same thing. Problem was, people were smart enough not to bite that particular hook. Eventually Bitley left.
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Postby Refuge Isle » Sun Jan 03, 2021 11:50 pm

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Alentejozinho and Algarvezinho wrote:We heard and learned from all the people that were constructive. We make fun of the people who aren't.

There once was another player by the name of Bitley who used to try the exact same thing. Problem was, people were smart enough not to bite that particular hook. Eventually Bitley left.

They'll be back, though, and in greater numbers [of stamps].

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This has to be a joke, right?
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Postby Imperium Anglorum » Mon Jan 04, 2021 4:37 pm

Praeceps wrote:1. GenSec did not say that this proposal was legal.
2. GenSec is in charge of the rules over in the GA.
3. The mods are in charge of the rules over here in the SC.
4. No mod has marked the proposal legal or illegal yet. As such, by default it is marked as legal but I'm sure that'll be remedied shortly.

Maybe call the SC Secretariat SecSec.

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