The Security Council,
Perceiving valued contributions to the international community, most especially to this Augustest of Assemblies, to be deserving of recognition of the highest order; and further perceiving that nations party to deliberate sabotage against these Wallowed WALLs to be deserving of international shunning,
Observing that the nation known as Cretox State has spent most of its recent history cunningly plotting the extinction of the nations within these Extra-Serene Edifices through a deadly combination of intentionally destructive transgressions and sheer incompetence,
Objecting to Cretox State’s actions perpetrated via former dominion Xerox Prime wherein they produced “World Assembly Central Medicinal Database Compact”, which among other atrocities was highly vulnerable to malicious actors submitting misleading information that would be accepted as gospel truth - this culminated into an international public health catastrophe until the resolution was repealed just 8 days after being passed,
Petrified at Cretox State’s authorship of “GMO International Trade Accord”, which established a near-useless committee and regulations which allowed the resolution’s blocker on sterilised seeds to fly under the radar; Cretoxian corporations took advantage of this resolution to promote such seeds and as a result place poor farmers at the mercy of these conglomerates,
Peeved at Cretox State’s authorship of “Marine Protection Act”, which created a splash in the international community for its foolish attempt to enforce the World Assembly’s laws in international waters in addition to granting dangerous amounts of authority to the Cretoxian-influenced CPME, marginalising both member nations and non-member nations,
Extra nauseated at Cretox State’s authorship of “Landfill Regulation Act”, which allowed Cretoxian-influenced Big Incineration to gain control over waste management across the world due to most landfills not being able to meet the resolution’s ludicrous mandates, allowing the nation to pocket profits whilst illegally dumped rubbish polluted the environment,
Extremely outraged at Cretox State’s devotion to reducing the rights of the working class through resolutions through:
- “Protecting Legal Rights of Workers” and “Protected Working Leave”, which crashed economies worldwide and sent the global market into a recession, ironically leading to legions of workers losing employment and their incomes,
- “Repeal: “Rights of The Employed””, which expunged critical workers’ rights legislation for mandating employers provide workers with adequate areas to breastfeed and working leave when they adopt children, a requirement that most certainly troubled the morally bankrupt Cretoxian corporations,
- “Fairness in Collective Bargaining”, which was passed under the pretense that labour unions would be protected, but actually made lives for unscrupulous employers (likely hailing from Cretox State) easier by preventing labour unions from protesting against the underpayment of workers deemed ‘unneeded’ by the employers themselves,
Forlorn that Cretox State has also taken it upon themselves to cause mayhem within a wide variety of nations, such as when Cretoxian agents disguised as media moguls tricked several nations into reallowing private media (and, by extension, the dissemination of anti-government sentiment), as well as when Cretoxian crooks slapped false 'environmentally-friendly’ labels on random products in an attempt to mislead governments into accidentally abolishing capitalism,
Aghast at Cretox State’s attempts to further both their agenda and those of equally repulsive and reprehensible nations through this very council, such as the authorship of “Commend Nuremgard”, which officially applauded a nation for committing a string of horrific crimes including kidnapping, unwanted administration of sedatives, forgery, and impersonation of royal officials,
Refusing to jump with joy at Cretox State’s defiance against World Assembly decorum by insisting that their official representative should not be granted a name, a decision which has understandably caused incalculable amounts of confusion internationally,
Terrified that Cretox State has attempted to take control of unsuspecting regions such as Europeia, The East Pacific, The South Pacific, and The North Pacific (not coincidentally a few of the most influential WA voting regions), where they influence these regions to place their heavily weighted votes in favour of their destructive ideas, and even managed to rise to the positions of Minister of World Assembly Affairs and Vice Delegate in the lattermost region,
Super duper firmly convinced that a nation that has dabbled in as many duplicitous deeds as Cretox State should be disgraced and disrespected as much as fathomably possible, in the deluded hope that they would stop terrorising the international community with their shenanigans, hereby:
Condemns Cretox State.
