[DRAFT] Condemn South His Majestys most loyal kangaroos
Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2020 9:47 am
The Security Council,
Recognizing that many nations participate in the usually morally reprehensible practice of colonization,
Recognizing South His Majestys most loyal kangaroos, as the most prolific colonizer in the history of this august Security Council,
Observing the many thousands of nations colonized by South His Majestys most loyal kangaroos, usually under the name of “Womble,” and the use of those nations to greedily expand the reaches of their region Chicken Overlords to be what is now the largest region in the world, and worried that they may use their position of power to spread their hateful ideologies, such as the elimination of all humans and the ideals of chicken supremacy,
Knowing that South His Majestys most loyal kangaroos has participated in the takeover of regions in the past, most notably assisting in the raid of Old New Tiamat, and worried about what other further sinister functions they may use their many satellite states for,
Also aware of the gross weight which is placed on the World Census Bureau by South His Majestys most loyal kangaroos’s many colonies, to properly count all of the essentially uniform and unified nations, and the way in which they so severely skew the statistics of the World Census Bureau,
Furthermore also aware that it is near impossible for South His Majestys most loyal kangaroos to fully provide for all the peoples of all their colonies,
Wishing to bring sanctions to slow down the spread of this evil menace,
Hereby Condemns South His Majestys most loyal kangaroos.