[DRAFT] Commend Koem Kab
Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2020 12:20 pm
The Security Council,
ACKNOWLEDGING that the nation Koem Kab has since time immemorial possessed the greatest amount of international art, and that this makes Koem Kab uniquely deserving of praise and respect, especially among other prominent art-trading nations,
DISTURBED by the pretensions of certain other nations, which may wish to dethrone Koem Kab and upset the natural order of things, perhaps for the following reasons:
1. The nation's leadership acting in a youthful and rebellious manner and seeking to change that which had ought to remain the same.
2. The nation's leadership holding Koem Kab in enmity, for some reason or other.
3. The nation's leadership seeking infamy and universal disdain
4. The nation's leadership simply not having any clue what they are doing.
AWARE that the effect of any other nation eclipsing Koem Kab in international artwork would be severe, and may even incur the wrath of Violet,
NOTING that Koem Kab, in its position as foremost patron of the arts, has always acted with the utmost kindness and respect towards smaller art traders, and that this reputation has been so powerful so as to cause the creation of the Cult of Koem Kab region, and the inclusion of tributes to Koem Kab in the World Factbook Entries of several other card-based regions, such as Second Best Card Farm, RSCA, Giovanniland, and Blepia,
CONCLUDING that it is in the best interest of the art trading community, and indeed of all of the nations of the world, that Koem Kab be recognized and congratulated for its great feat,
Hereby commends Koem Kab.
ACKNOWLEDGING that the nation Koem Kab has since time immemorial possessed the greatest amount of international art, and that this makes Koem Kab uniquely deserving of praise and respect, especially among other prominent art-trading nations,
DISTURBED by the pretensions of certain other nations, which may wish to dethrone Koem Kab and upset the natural order of things, perhaps for the following reasons:
1. The nation's leadership acting in a youthful and rebellious manner and seeking to change that which had ought to remain the same.
2. The nation's leadership holding Koem Kab in enmity, for some reason or other.
3. The nation's leadership seeking infamy and universal disdain
4. The nation's leadership simply not having any clue what they are doing.
AWARE that the effect of any other nation eclipsing Koem Kab in international artwork would be severe, and may even incur the wrath of Violet,
NOTING that Koem Kab, in its position as foremost patron of the arts, has always acted with the utmost kindness and respect towards smaller art traders, and that this reputation has been so powerful so as to cause the creation of the Cult of Koem Kab region, and the inclusion of tributes to Koem Kab in the World Factbook Entries of several other card-based regions, such as Second Best Card Farm, RSCA, Giovanniland, and Blepia,
CONCLUDING that it is in the best interest of the art trading community, and indeed of all of the nations of the world, that Koem Kab be recognized and congratulated for its great feat,
Hereby commends Koem Kab.