Condemn Corgislakia (maybe possibly likely a joke)

[Corgislakia]

Corgislakia's had a pretty bad rep, we should probably condemn them. In fact, I changed my name to Corgislakia to raise awareness! Corgislakia is truly an evil country.

I, as the first reborn Corgislakian, will consider any suggestions to my proposal, so we can truly be rid of the evil that is Corgislakia!

[Corgislakia]

You're correct, Mr. Corgislakia. In fact, I, too, have changed my name to Corgislakia, in order to condemn Corgislakia. Corgislakia is clearly quite despicable.

[Walkerfort]

excuse me but


wot

[Grey-Sloan Memorial]

i agree

[Eumaeus]

For the everyone sake of not everyone having to click around to find it, here is the text of the proposal:

Condemn Corgislakia
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.

Category: Condemnation

Nominee: Corgislakia

Proposed by: Corgislakia

This Security Council,

SHOCKED by the frequent health violations of Corgislakian citizens,

SHUDDERING the crime rates of major Corgislakian cities,

RENDERED speechless by the inadequacy of the Corgislakian police force,

APPALLED at the frequent civil rights violations by the government,

PROTESTING the enslavement of refugees,

NOTING the lack of environmental protection,

DISGUSTED by the corruption of the national government,

RECOGNIZING the theocracy imposed by its dictator,

DEEPLY CONCERNED about the spread of dogmatic policies,

HEREBY condemns the Corgislakian government for its inadequacy and apathy towards its own citizens.

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I'm not going to give in depth feedback on this one, and I'm going to ignore the fact that it is a self-condemnation (and a strangely executed one at that). Overall I actually think it is well written, however while the lack of spelling and grammar mistakes is good the complete and utter lack of substance is not. That is mostly because the nation is less than a week old, and has not had the time to anything worthy of condemnation, either IC or OOC.

Once again ignoring the stunt pulled at the beginning of this thread, I think this author has promise if they would be willing to stick around, learn about the game, and direct their focus at matters of actual significance.

[Bhang Bhang Duc]

With regards to the proposal - howls of derisive laughter.

[Corgislakia]

The heck is this? I wake up one morning putting the "Holy" and "Empire" into "Holy Empire", and people are condemning me and renaming themselves? This is identity theft, I say, on a national level! They even managed to have the same population, economic output, and residency as me! The **real** nations we need to condemn are the fake Corgislakians running around, talking about "spreading awareness"!

[Borovan entered the region as he]

The heck is this? I wake up one morning putting the "Holy" and "Empire" into "Holy Empire", and people are condemning me and renaming themselves? This is identity theft, I say, on a national level! They even managed to have the same population, economic output, and residency as me! The **real** nations we need to condemn are the fake Corgislakians running around, talking about "spreading awareness"!

"Oh my, I'm seeing triple."

Ooc: Proposal needs more substance. Details.

[Kuriko]

O.o What the heck is this stuff?

[The Archipelago Territory]

O.o What the heck is this stuff?

A nation is talking to them self on the forum and trying to condemn themself

[Corgislakia]

So I'm thinking of a commendation for Corgislakia, which, as you know, has been raising awareness about the evils of Corgislakia. I've heard posting drafts here before submitting them is good because it allows people to change it before submitting. So here goes:

The Security Council,

RECOGNIZING the awareness efforts made by Corgislakia, which includes:
a. Drafting a resolution against Corgislakia
b. Changing their name to Corgislakia
c. Making forums against Corgislakia
d. and encouraging others to raise awareness against Corgislakia,

NOTING Corgislakia's attempts to compromise with Corgislakia,

SEEING the restructuration of Corgislakia's economy in event of war with Corgislakia,

WITNESSING Corgislakia's spread of information regarding the despicable policies of Corgislakia,

HEREBY COMMENDS Corgislakia for its actions.

Tell me what y'all think!

[The Archipelago Territory]

Self-commendations should be banned

[Corgislakia]

Self-commendations should be banned

You see, I've actually changed my name, economic output, and population to match Corgislakia, as has Corgislakia, in order to raise awareness! I'm commending the first reborn Corgislakian, for their efforts against Corgislakia.

[The Archipelago Territory]

Self-commendations should be banned

You see, I've actually changed my name, economic output, and population to match Corgislakia, as has Corgislakia, in order to raise awareness! I'm commending the first reborn Corgislakian, for their efforts against Corgislakia.

But that can’t be changed...

[Gagium]

Self-commendations should be banned

You see, I've actually changed my name, economic output, and population to match Corgislakia, as has Corgislakia, in order to raise awareness! I'm commending the first reborn Corgislakian, for their efforts against Corgislakia.

Honorable, I support this.

[Corgislakia]

You see, I've actually changed my name, economic output, and population to match Corgislakia, as has Corgislakia, in order to raise awareness! I'm commending the first reborn Corgislakian, for their efforts against Corgislakia.

But that can’t be changed...

When one has truly devoted themselves to raising awareness of Corgislakia, anything is possible. It just goes to show how much effort Corgislakia has put in to raise awareness of Corgislakia.

[The Archipelago Territory]

viewtopic.php?f=16&t=469959

[Borovan entered the region as he]

"I don't think this is commendable. And the fact that just a nation changed their name to a tyrannical nation and brought a proposal to condemn them doesn't cut it." she said twirling her hair.

[Frisbeeteria]

One thread per proposal, no matter how awful.

You see, I've actually changed my name

No, you didn't. Knock it off with this joke. It wasn't funny the first time either.

[Marxist Germany]

"Don't worry ambassador, your incompetence can always be fixed, for a start, we can all agree that you should be fired for wasting everyone's time and occupying an entire room for this catastrophe of a condemnation."

[Corgislakia]

"Don't worry ambassador, your incompetence can always be fixed, for a start, we can all agree that you should be fired for wasting everyone's time and occupying an entire room for this catastrophe of a condemnation."

So essentially, you're condemning me for condemning myself?

[Frisbeeteria]

So essentially, you're condemning me for condemning myself?

Yeah, sure, let's go with that. Will you drop this nonsense if we simply agree with you and stroke your ego a bit?

I think you'll find that the lack of approvals will reflect player opinions on the quality or lack thereof of this proposal.

[Corgislakia]

So essentially, you're condemning me for condemning myself?

Yeah, sure, let's go with that. Will you drop this nonsense if we simply agree with you and stroke your ego a bit?

I think you'll find that the lack of approvals will reflect player opinions on the quality or lack thereof of this proposal.

Mate, couldya stop bein so pissy? I aint asking for agreement, and I knew this wouldn't get many approvals, but I wanted to have a bit of a laugh. If you just asked, I'd be perfectly fine doin whatever. Now, do ya want me to take down the proposal, or forum, or what?

[Bluelight-R006]

Yeah, sure, let's go with that. Will you drop this nonsense if we simply agree with you and stroke your ego a bit?

I think you'll find that the lack of approvals will reflect player opinions on the quality or lack thereof of this proposal.

Mate, couldya stop bein so pissy? I aint asking for agreement, and I knew this wouldn't get many approvals, but I wanted to have a bit of a laugh. If you just asked, I'd be perfectly fine doin whatever. Now, do ya want me to take down the proposal, or forum, or what?

Security Council isn’t, and never a place for jokes. Take your proposal to Forum 7, if you will. But I like how far you’ve gone with this charade. Self-condemnation is still better than self-commendation, but it’s not recommended you do either.

[Frisbeeteria]

Mate, couldya stop bein so pissy?

Nope.

One of my duties as a Game Moderator is to clean the crap out of the SC proposal queue. Since your crappy proposal is unfortunately legal, we have to put up with it for several days unless you take it down.

Now, do ya want me to take down the proposal,

Yes, please.