Security Council Resolution #420
Commend Azhukali
Category: Commendation | Nominee: Azhukali | Proposed by: Milograd
The Security Council,
Yearning for a brighter future,
Having passed many truly useless resolutions in its illustrious history, and aspiring to outdo itself,
Aware that the formerly prominent and ultra-successful region of Azhukali was recently refounded,
Totally amused that Azhukali's members authored a commendation of Azhukali and, in this resolution, promise to subvert any region that doesn't support the joke resolution to commend Azhukali,
Really, quite seriously, amazed and amused that Azhukali intends to subvert regions - including major regions such as The Pacific and Balder - that don't vote for this,
Assuming direct control...
Intrigued that, at the same time, Azhukali is willing to all-but-unconditionally sign non-aggression pacts with regions that do vote for this, including The Pacific and Balder, as a way of determining who in the inter-regional community is "in it for the lols" and deserving of Azhukali's unconditional eternal comradeship,
Acknowledging Azhukali's very long collective memory, and believing that said memory means Azhukali will uphold its promise to subvert or befriends regions purely based on lols,
HEREBY COMMENDS Azhukali.
Co-authored by <PERSON WHO CAN PROMISE TO HELP STACK THE VOTE #1>, <PERSON WHO CAN PROMISE TO HELP STACK THE VOTE #2>, AND <PERSON WHO CAN PROMISE TO HELP STACK THE VOTE #3>. (Just propose some minor changes to the resolution and you can get a free co-authorship!)
If this is legal (and idk if it's legal, I'm rusty...), I'll be submitting and aggressively campaigning in pursuit of the utmost of lols for it.
If it isn't legal, I will make it legal, and then I'll aggressively campaign for it in pursuit of the utmost of lols.
I don't know about you, but I want to monger some fucking fish. That means that:
- [+] If you don't support commending Azhukali, I have no qualms subverting your region by myself or with my friends for no real reason whatsoever. Although Gameplay seems to think I'm washed-up and irrelevant, Gameplay is also pretty naive, and personally I'm moving into a new apartment/city soon. But even without that, MILO R INTO VPNs NAO.
[+] If you come out and support my needless self-commend of my region, boom, we're friends now, and I've got your back forever. Even if you're Balder. I'm willing to be friends with Balder. SAD! right? But it's legitimately because I'm clearing out my beefs, and the cleaning starts today. Everyone will be judged solely according to how they vote on this resolution ... assuming I get it to vote. The more useful you are at stacking the vote, the better friends we can be.
Death to jaywalkers.
Signed,
An ordinary Fishmonger in Azhukali
An ordinary Fishmonger in Azhukali
tl;dr Fishmongering is back where it belongs: Shamelessly in your face.
