The Security Council of this most october World Assembly, long the bulwark against the ravages of time and arbiter of justice from on high, whose ancient name doth ring through temple and palace, submits the following as truth:
- In the annals of world history, Queen Yuno, herein referred to as the LOLigarch and Sovereign Lord Protector of the Realms of the Eastern Pacific, has undoubtedly played a pivotal role in shaping the trajectory of the East Pacific, their region of residence. The Security Council submits the following statements regarding their delegacy as truth, though they be evident in themselves:
- The East Pacific rose once again to prominence having raised Delegate endorsement counts over 800, at the fastest rate of any superpower. Once the smallest superpower of these nation states, the East Pacific soared to the heights of the indomitable in military, political, and cultural status.
- Regional activity rose to such remarkable levels that several regional members have commented that it is nearly impossible to keep up with all the bubbling activity occurring within the East Pacific -- much of which happen spontaneously.
- Regional consumption of all things pink and kawaii has risen to their highest levels ever, spreading peace and cultural understanding with them.
- The East Pacific has expanded outreach to its own citizens, through such nice messages as “emigration is banned” and “endorse me or else you’ll be limited to ten endorsements and my wrath.” The region has also brought in a housecat to guard itself from outside threats and to welcome residents. Further, it created guides for the leaders of newly-founded nations and gift baskets of pink things, all the while The LOLigarch and Sovereign Lord Defender of the Realms of the Eastern Pacific made a pledge to personally mentor those who sought their assistance. As a consequence, a new generation of East Pacificans rose to regional prominence, including Libertanny, Verdrassil, and Wonder Woman.
- The LOLigarch and Sovereign Lord Protector of the Realms of the Eastern Pacific firmly and steadily upheld the Concordat of the East Pacific while still maintaining suspiciously high levels of popularity among regional citizens.
- Under the LOLigarch and Sovereign Lord Protector of the Realms of the Eastern Pacific’s leadership, through their subsidiary in the West Pacific, the West Pacific Armed Forces were revived and trained into the professional organization they are today.
- Also under the auspicious watch of the LOLigarch and Sovereign Lord Protector of the Realms of the Eastern Pacific, the South Pacific Special Forces experienced increased success in spreading democratic cosmopolitanism to realms far and wide.
- Through yet another subsidiary, they served faithfully as Deputy Speaker of the North Pacific’s Assembly for roughly a year. During this time, they also served in the North Pacific Army.
- In general, they have maintained a large squadron of subsidiary ambassadors seeking to spread peace and goodwill across the superpowers of NationStates, making such useful contributions as “^_^” and “=^.^=”. These ambassadors have also helped regions like Osiris, Lazarus, and The Rejected Realms meet their recruitment needs.
- With much dismay, the Security Council acknowledges that the LOLigarch and Sovereign Lord Protector of the Realms of the Eastern Pacific maintains an overwhelming fleet of allies from all areas of these nation states. At their request, some of them shall be listed, in no particular order, as follows: Aelitia, Aeneas Prime, Verdrassil, Fedele, United Massachusetts, Pakitsk, Elfine, The Sanada Clan, Zukchiva, Todd McCloud, East Malaysia, Hobbesistan, Bachtendekuppen, A Slanted Black Stripe, Pendragonania, Greyghost, Wonder Woman I, Ramaeus, Talitoa, Opstan, Furnifold, Kurnugia, Zukchiva, the_three_states_of_fortuna, Packilvania, The Atlae Isles, Junkyard America, Lenlyvit, ever-wandering_souls, jakker, Reventus Koth, The Sygian, Raionitu, Gibraltarica, Lamoni, Escade, Kyrusia, Bedetopia, Ivory Rhodes, Liliarchy, Mad-Eye Jack, Altisane, Wabbitslayah, Pergamon, Xoriet, Pallaith, Plembobria, Aleisyr, Japanese Schoolgirls, T-ara, Siwale, Imkiville, Syberis, Neo Kervoskia, Cormactopia Prime, DiRito-Opolis, united_states_of_vietnam, Parhe, pencil_sharpeners_2, Renegalle, Wonderess, Xagill, kyoki_chudoku, Gladio ii, McMasterdonnia, August, Lamoni, ghostfox, Kawaii Schoolgirl, Big Bad Badger, Davelands, Neenee, Overthinkers, Vincent Drake, Serboro, Red Dusk, Deadeye Jack, hired_contractor_ii, Benevolent Thomas, Devi Vytherin, Somyrion, Pyntuma, Roavin, Tsunamy, Miss Bad Life Choices, and other allies too long to list.
The Security Council, down in adoration falling, by the divine power of its name, under the auspicious eye of Violet, by the advice and the authority of its Delegates and member nations, hereby acknowledging the beauty of eye-searing shades of pink, hails (o7) and commends Queen Yuno.
QED.
This is at exactly 5000 characters. No, I'm not removing the friend list -- it was specifically put in at Yuno's request, and she chose who was listed on it.
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long time no see! 
