Liberate Zhaucauozian Friendship
A resolution to strike down Delegate-imposed barriers to free entry in a region.
Category: Liberation | Nominee (region): Zhaucauozian Friendship | Proposed by: Eastern Behon Wazian
Description: The Security Council,
Noting that hating fascists and Nazis is very popular,
Seeing that many voters in this august body will want to take action against a region if evidence, however flimsy, of said region being fascist is offered,
Seeing that simply accusing a region of being fascist is enough to gain the masses' support,
Knowing that accusing everyone who doesn't support you of also being a fascist and a Nazi is an effective debating strategy in this august body,
Knowing that repeating such accusations many times and shouting "Nazi!" from the top of our lungs is an excellent way to gain the advantage,
Observing that the region Zhaucauozian Friendship appears to be harmless and not at all affiliated with Nazism or fascism,
Asserting that Zhaucauozian Friendship is indeed a very Nazi and fascist region,
Demonstrating that, by using the letters from 'Zhaucauozian Friendship', the words 'Nazi Nazi fasch' can be spelled out,
Gasping,
Overjoyed that we have uncovered the true Nazi and fascist nature of this region,
Very sure that this evidence is undeniable and concrete proof that Zhaucauozian Friendship is evil,
Eager to take action against this Nazi and fascist region immediately but sad at the fact that it is protected by a password,
Believing that removing Zhaucauozian Friendship's password will allow these Nazis to face the sword of justice,
Absolutely certain that fighting Nazism and fascism in NationStates actually matters,
Patting ourselves on the back because fighting so-called Nazis in NationStates is really brave, important, and heroic,
Salivating at all the brownie points we will get for this,
Secure in the knowledge that the true victims of Nazism and fascism will approve of these powerful and effective actions,
Hereby Liberates Zhaucauozian Friendship.
