Category: Liberation | Target: The North Pacific
Proclaiming that despite the lack of ability to impose passwords on the region nor any foreseeable benefit to this liberation, which hasn’t stopped this august Security Council before, the oligarchy of the most northern Pacific must fall for the betterment of God and Country,
Determined to undermine the excessive long-term stability of the region of which this liberation is most capable of doing,
Citing the reluctance of recent delegates to coup despite perfectly acceptable examples set by allies,
Disappointed in the region-sponsored monopoly on rum that is inevitably consumed by Great Bights Mum,
Confused at the region’s ability to switch between supporting and condemning both raiders and “fendas” at the same time,
Acknowledging The North Pacific's allowance of supernatural beings in both government and administration,
Exposing the corrupt stranglehold the region holds over the World Assembly, using their excessive endorsement count to corrupt and manipulate as many voters as their tentacles of influence can reach,
Annoyed by the changing of the regional flag on every holiday despite the region having such bad taste,
Astonished at the election results which placed a literal raider-infant in the seat of the delegacy,
Guided by the belief in the Liberation Revolution, safe guarding the common decency of this World Assembly while morally degenerate regions such as the TNP sully the moral fabric of this community,
Wishing all an enjoyable beginning of April,
Hereby Liberates The North Pacific
Thank you for all those who helped draft this liberation! Most notably... A wizard, a groundhog, a blob, a spooky ghost, some former delegate of Osiris, some legendary cards, and a pink psycho queen!
but I'm against it. I think its time we actually cut back on the joke proposals and La Navs "neoliberations". While I acknowledge that this advent is entirely my fault, that doesn't mean I need to support every thing the SC is doing rn.
