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[Draft] Liberate The North Pacific

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[Draft] Liberate The North Pacific

Postby Kranostav » Sun Apr 01, 2018 2:02 pm

Alright the time has come, The North Pacific must pay for their sins.
Category: Liberation | Target: The North Pacific

Proclaiming that despite the lack of ability to impose passwords on the region nor any foreseeable benefit to this liberation, which hasn’t stopped this august Security Council before, the oligarchy of the most northern Pacific must fall for the betterment of God and Country,

Determined to undermine the excessive long-term stability of the region of which this liberation is most capable of doing,

Citing the reluctance of recent delegates to coup despite perfectly acceptable examples set by allies,

Disappointed in the region-sponsored monopoly on rum that is inevitably consumed by Great Bights Mum,

Confused at the region’s ability to switch between supporting and condemning both raiders and “fendas” at the same time,

Acknowledging The North Pacific's allowance of supernatural beings in both government and administration,

Exposing the corrupt stranglehold the region holds over the World Assembly, using their excessive endorsement count to corrupt and manipulate as many voters as their tentacles of influence can reach,

Annoyed by the changing of the regional flag on every holiday despite the region having such bad taste,

Astonished at the election results which placed a literal raider-infant in the seat of the delegacy,

Guided by the belief in the Liberation Revolution, safe guarding the common decency of this World Assembly while morally degenerate regions such as the TNP sully the moral fabric of this community,

Wishing all an enjoyable beginning of April,

Hereby Liberates The North Pacific



Thank you for all those who helped draft this liberation! Most notably... A wizard, a groundhog, a blob, a spooky ghost, some former delegate of Osiris, some legendary cards, and a pink psycho queen!
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Postby Divine Unity » Sun Apr 01, 2018 2:04 pm

Kranostav wrote:Alright the time has come, The North Pacific must pay for their sins.
Category: Liberation | Target: The North Pacific

Proclaiming that despite the lack of ability to impose passwords on the region nor any foreseeable benefit to this liberation, which hasn’t stopped this august Security Council before, the oligarchy of the most northern Pacific must fall for the betterment of God and Country,

Determined to undermine the excessive long-term stability of the region of which this liberation is most capable of doing,

Citing the reluctance of recent delegates to coup despite perfectly acceptable examples set by allies,

Disappointed in the region-sponsored monopoly on rum that is inevitably consumed by Great Bights Mum,

Confused at the region’s ability to switch between supporting and condemning both raiders and “fendas” at the same time,

Acknowledging The North Pacific's allowance of supernatural beings in both government and administration,

Exposing the corrupt stranglehold the region holds over the World Assembly, using their excessive endorsement count to corrupt and manipulate as many voters as their tentacles of influence can reach,

Annoyed by the changing of the regional flag on every holiday despite the region having such bad taste,

Astonished at the election results which placed a literal raider-infant in the seat of the delegacy,

Guided by the belief in the Liberation Revolution, safe guarding the common decency of this World Assembly while morally degenerate regions such as the TNP sully the moral fabric of this community,

Wishing all an enjoyable beginning of April,

Hereby Liberates The North Pacific



Thank you for all those who helped draft this liberation! Most notably... A wizard, a groundhog, a blob, a spooky ghost, some former delegate of Osiris, some legendary cards, and a pink psycho queen!



Must we be brought this low?


EDIT: Of course I'll support anything that shows how silly the WA has become, tho.
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Postby Darcania » Sun Apr 01, 2018 2:13 pm

Divine Unity wrote:Must we be brought this low?
Someone failed a spot check :)

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Postby Queen Yuno » Sun Apr 01, 2018 2:19 pm

I love it ^_^


You TNPers don't know what you've got coming. TEP the entire region exploded into outrage when we had a liberation of our own... and ours is half the size of yours >:3
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Postby Lenlyvit » Sun Apr 01, 2018 2:28 pm

Well written :clap: but I'm against it. I think its time we actually cut back on the joke proposals and La Navs "neoliberations". While I acknowledge that this advent is entirely my fault, that doesn't mean I need to support every thing the SC is doing rn.
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Postby Guslantis » Sun Apr 01, 2018 2:34 pm

Queen Yuno wrote:I love it ^_^


You TNPers don't know what you've got coming. TEP the entire region exploded into outrage when we had a liberation of our own... and ours is half the size of yours >:3

Our region just explodes in outrage when we have a request for review of a request for review of a request for review of something that happened Christmas of last year. :P

And when Great Bights Mum steals our rum...

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Postby Imperium Anglorum » Sun Apr 01, 2018 2:36 pm

Lenlyvit wrote:"neoliberations"

A terrible name that provides no meaningful information as to what it refers other than the fact that it is 'new', something that isn't even true.
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Postby Kranostav » Sun Apr 01, 2018 2:41 pm

Guslantis wrote:
Queen Yuno wrote:I love it ^_^


You TNPers don't know what you've got coming. TEP the entire region exploded into outrage when we had a liberation of our own... and ours is half the size of yours >:3

Our region just explodes in outrage when we have a request for review of a request for review of a request for review of something that happened Christmas of last year. :P

And when Great Bights Mum steals our rum...

Oh especially when the rum is stolen! We should condemn GBM too!
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Postby Puczovska » Sun Apr 01, 2018 2:54 pm

At last, a quality proposal.
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Postby Paxiosolange » Sun Apr 01, 2018 2:58 pm

Queen Yuno wrote:I love it ^_^


You TNPers don't know what you've got coming. TEP the entire region exploded into outrage when we had a liberation of our own... and ours is half the size of yours >:3

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Postby Malphe » Sun Apr 01, 2018 2:58 pm

Now this is a proposal I can get behind.
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Postby Kranostav » Sun Apr 01, 2018 3:44 pm

Malphe wrote:Now this is a proposal I can get behind.
Puczovska wrote:At last, a quality proposal.

Thank you! :lol:
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Postby Lenlyvit » Sun Apr 01, 2018 3:46 pm

Imperium Anglorum wrote:
Lenlyvit wrote:"neoliberations"

A terrible name that provides no meaningful information as to what it refers other than the fact that it is 'new', something that isn't even true.

I'm not in any way agreeing with the use of the word IA, just stating what La Nav is calling them.
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Postby Alkasia » Sun Apr 01, 2018 4:28 pm

Hope this is just for April Fool's and won't actually be submitted. :P
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Postby Malphe » Sun Apr 01, 2018 5:18 pm

Alkasia wrote:Hope this is just for April Fool's and won't actually be submitted. :P

I want TNP to have it's badge, dammit! It would look so fancy.
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Postby Verdrassil » Sun Apr 01, 2018 6:20 pm

Malphe wrote:
Alkasia wrote:Hope this is just for April Fool's and won't actually be submitted. :P

I want TNP to have it's badge, dammit! It would look so fancy.

I can assure you that it does indeed look and feel quite fancy. 8)

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Postby Democratic Empire of Romania » Sun Apr 01, 2018 6:30 pm

It doesn't counts for what reason you have it, but you MUST have that badge !

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Postby Kranostav » Sun Apr 01, 2018 7:39 pm

Verdrassil wrote:
Malphe wrote:I want TNP to have it's badge, dammit! It would look so fancy.

I can assure you that it does indeed look and feel quite fancy. 8)

See! TNP deserves one too!
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