Proposed by: Lexicor
Cognizant of the less than sane nature of this hallowed assembly and recognizing that new Ambassadors often need time to adapt,
Appalled by Keshiland's near sole responsibility for a tripling in paper material consumption in the General Assembly at great expense to the environment,
Further appalled by the notable uptick in catatonic moaning, conniptions and angry outbursts in the Assembly since Keshiland became a member,
Realizing that although correlation does not imply causation that these above facts cannot simply be dismissed,
Further distraught and traumatized by the discussions of Keshiland's supposed drafts, which have resulted in threats of mass resignation, declarations of war and several defenestrations,
Noting the already fragile mental state of many Ambassadors as proven by their actions at the Strangers Bar at WA HQ,
Believing that for the good of all sapient kind, the trees, the children- unborn and born, outer space, civilian accessible killer robots and the glories of the revolution that Keshiland meets the criteria for condemnation,
Hereby condemns with utmost certainty, the nation of Keshiland.
