[Draft] Condemn Riftey

by **Luxdonia** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 8:56 pm

Noting that the nation of Riftey is the direct successor of Rifty and Riftend, nations formerly known on the world stage as being slightly controversial.

Noting that Riftey has created a collection of insignificant backwater regions such as [former] Coalition of Freedom (330 members), [former] Association of Imperialism (228) and [soon to be taken over by Gradea] Sanctum (160) through frowned upon means of Mass WA recruitment (boo, hiss!!).

That Ritey has snatched the Founder account of such regions as The Greater Democratic Union, Madrigal, and the Forsaken Empire.

Noting that a puppet state of Riftey once attempted to sabotage the elections of Wolves of Night, a now defunct region which has since merged into Werewolves of the Flame

Noting that Riftey has been tried as a Heretic Accomplice of the New Pacific Order by the Holy Franco-Spanish Inquisition, an internationally esteemed judicial body.

Noting that Riftey has supported raiding regions such as Osiris with the merge of [former] Association of Imperialism and [former] The Eternal Knights with the merge of [former] Coalition of freedom.

Noting that the World Assembly will pass any old shit as seen with the recent Resolutions authored by Bitely

Hereby condemns Riftey

Authors: Luxdonia & Stalker Queen
Looking for more co-authors.

by **Tinfect** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 8:58 pm

What, is this serious?

by **Jordkloden** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 9:00 pm

Noting that Riftey is the founded of Sanctum, a region which hasn't really done anything apart from roleplaying.

You could say that about a lot of regions.

by **Luxdonia** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 9:01 pm

Tinfect wrote:What, is this serious?

Yes, very serious. Riftey has been found guilty by the Holy Franco-Spanish Inquisition and he needs to pay for his crimes.

by **The Silver Sentinel** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 9:08 pm

Yeah, no.

by **Riftey** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 9:21 pm

Goddamn motherfucking WA Elites! AGAINST!

by **Terrallamus** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 9:26 pm

Luxdonia wrote:
Noting that the World Assembly will pass any old shit as seen with the recent Resolutions authored by Bitely

Hereby condemns Riftey

hahaha you have my full support

by **Vancouvia** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 9:30 pm

commend gradea for trying

by **Stalker Queen** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 10:20 pm

Luxdonia wrote:
Noting that the nation of Riftey is the direct successor of Rifty and Riftend, nations formerly known on the world stage as being slightly controversial.

"Slightly" controversial is not grounds for a condemnation. Nor is Rifty known well on the world stage.

Noting that Riftey has created a collection of insignificant backwater regions such as [former] Coalition of Freedom (330 members), [former] Association of Imperialism (228) and [soon to be taken over by Gradea] Sanctum (160) through frowned upon means of Mass WA recruitment (boo, hiss!!).

His regions have had considerably more success than your even greater collection of insignificant backwater regions. CoF, AoI an Sanctum number many times the population of all your regions, from Lightmont, to Werewolves of the Flame, to Wolves of Night, to Archmont, and so on and so forth. And what is that "boo, hiss!!" in brackets doing in a SC proposal?

That Riftey has snatched the Founder account of such regions as The Greater Democratic Union, Madrigal, and the Forsaken Empire.

Typo corrected. This fragment is the only fragment that I can, to any degree, support. This is coming from a former member of The Forsaken Empire and Sanctum. You'd need to add Ceirien to the list as well of regions whose founders had been snatched by him.

Noting that a puppet state of Riftey once attempted to sabotage the elections of Wolves of Night, a now defunct region which has since merged into Werewolves of the Flame

Didn't you forgive him and let him back in at one point?

Noting that Riftey has been tried as a Heretic Accomplice of the New Pacific Order by the Holy Franco-Spanish Inquisition, an internationally esteemed judicial body.

And how do you know this? Given that you've declared war on the NPO, why would you call their judicial body "internationally esteemed" and why would you even be privy to such information in the first place?

Noting that Riftey has supported raiding regions such as Osiris with the merge of [former] Association of Imperialism and [former] The Eternal Knights with the merge of [former] Coalition of freedom.

You might as well draft a condemnation for Osiris then. The Eternal Knights was, in no way, raider. In fact, their alignments were the most ambiguous one could ever imagine possible. One minute, they'd raid and then the next minute they'd stab their old allies in the back and defend, albeit destructively, so not even the defenders could trust them. TEK were not raiders, but moderates.

Noting that the World Assembly will pass any old shit as seen with the recent Resolutions authored by Bitely

That space is so big that Taylor Swift named one of her latest songs after it. In all seriousness, no need to bash Bitely any longer: that horse is all dust and bones, you can stop whipping it now. Furthermore, profanity is not looked well-upon: this is a professional environment and so there are standards that must at least be adhered to.

Hereby condemns Riftey

Looking for co-authors.

And that's not even counting all the possible illegalities in this proposal. I'm considering becoming a co-author, despite having zero experience writing resolutions, like you, though I do have information.

Edit I: Separated out quotes.
Edit II: Fixed coding fail resulting from the first edit.
Edit III: Fixed a stray closing tag.

by **Luxdonia** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 10:53 pm

Poor old Kemi, thinking this proposal is serious. It is not s joke proposal, however, as I do plan to get this passed. Riftey has given support to it over TG.

by **Riftey** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 11:01 pm

Luxdonia wrote:Poor old Kemi, thinking this proposal is serious. It is not s joke proposal, however, as I do plan to get this passed. Riftey has given support to it over TG.

No no no; Dear god no. Please don't put this forward to the WA. Actually serious about that.

I don't deserve a Badge in the slightest. I said Id gladly support a joke proposal. Not something getting voted on. :blink:

by **We Are Not the NSA** » Sun Oct 11, 2015 8:46 am

Riftey wrote:
Luxdonia wrote:Poor old Kemi, thinking this proposal is serious. It is not s joke proposal, however, as I do plan to get this passed. Riftey has given support to it over TG.

No no no; Dear god no. Please don't put this forward to the WA. Actually serious about that.

I don't deserve a Badge in the slightest. I said Id gladly support a joke proposal. Not something getting voted on.

He's using reverse psychology! He really wants us to condemn him but he's being humble about it! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

by **Nouvelle o France** » Sun Oct 11, 2015 9:00 am

We Are Not the NSA wrote:
Riftey wrote:No no no; Dear god no. Please don't put this forward to the WA. Actually serious about that.

I don't deserve a Badge in the slightest. I said Id gladly support a joke proposal. Not something getting voted on.

He's using reverse psychology! He really wants us to condemn him but he's being humble about it! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

What if he's using Reverse Reverse Psychology, letting us believe he's using Reverse Psychology so we think he actually want us to condemn him while he does not !

by **The Silver Sentinel** » Sun Oct 11, 2015 1:07 pm

The illegalities in this are enough to make my eyes bleed.

by **Ever-Wandering Souls** » Sun Oct 11, 2015 1:20 pm

GIMPressionist Gandalf speaks again (with further editing)-

by **Nouvelle o France** » Sun Oct 11, 2015 1:24 pm

He did it first !

by **The Silver Sentinel** » Sun Oct 11, 2015 6:06 pm

Souls was funnier and more relevant. The WA insignia on the staff was a nice touch.

by **Ever-Wandering Souls** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:20 am

The Silver Sentinel wrote:Souls was funnier and more relevant. The WA insignia on the staff was a nice touch.

Thanks

I don't have the cash for another copy of photoshop (I'd like to get Fallout 4, thank you very much) so I decided it was finally time to try out GIMP

The filter is because I couldn't figure out how to clean up the edges yet, thought it's make a good rhyme, and said screw it, I'm done with this thing for tonight

by **Luxdonia** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:23 am

For the record, this is now a serious Condemnation effort and we will work in rewriting the draft.

Thank you for the replies.

~Gradea~

by **Ever-Wandering Souls** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:25 am

I'll take it seriously once phrases like "(boo, hiss!!)" amd "the World Assembly will pass any old shit " are removed, Gradea.

by **Luxdonia** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:27 am

Ever-Wandering Souls wrote:I'll take it seriously once phrases like "(boo, hiss!!)" amd "the World Assembly will pass any old shit " are removed, Gradea.

I though they were funny. Point taken. Will be removed in due course.

by **Ever-Wandering Souls** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:28 am

Luxdonia wrote:
Ever-Wandering Souls wrote:I'll take it seriously once phrases like "(boo, hiss!!)" amd "the World Assembly will pass any old shit " are removed, Gradea.

I though they were funny. Point taken. Will be removed in due course.

They were funny, but you just said this is no longer a joke

by **Povinksi** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 4:55 pm

Vancouvia wrote:commend gradea for trying

I'd like to know why you never use proper grammar or even attempt to.

by **Vancouvia** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 4:58 pm

Povinksi wrote:
Vancouvia wrote:commend gradea for trying

I'd like to know why you never use proper grammar or even attempt to.

firstable, wrong, I use proper grammar all the time. secondly, I am chill. thirdly, tg me your personal queries from now on so we can engage in a proper one on one conversation

by **Vadia** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 11:10 pm

Jordkloden wrote:
Noting that Riftey is the founded of Sanctum, a region which hasn't really done anything apart from roleplaying.

You could say that about a lot of regions.

I heard his region doesn't even Roleplay.

But at least the Skype and the forums are active right?

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