Okay, fifth draft.
In response to recent events in the Security Council... AGAIN.
Condemn Bitely
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
Category: Condemnation| Nominee: Bitely| Proposed by: Excidium Planetis
Description: The Security Council,
Realizing that past hopes that the nation of Bitely would learn from its mistakes have been shattered continually,
Noting that Bitely can no longer be considered a "very new" nation as it was in the past, and that it's actions and those of its ambassadors have been going on for quite some time now,
No Longer Dumbfounded that in that time which Bitely's Ambassador Thomas Branson II and his successor Branson III have been active participants in international affairs, they have managed to completely destroy several time-honored processes of World Assembly legislation; insult several other GA ambassadors, attempt to condemn them, and frame them for murder; create an entire region of the universe dedicated to pointless bureaucracy; Lure thousands of tourists to their doom; and generally waste everyone's time with silly arguments about Communists;
Actually Fairly Happy that Bitely continues to pay exorbitant advertising costs to promote national tourism, as this means they will have less money and the galactic economy will prosper;
Nevertheless Disappointed that Ambassador Branson has used silly grudges as a basis of World Assembly Condemnation, including attempts to Condemn the World Assembly and Condemn Caelapes, the current Secretary-General of the WA;
And Disgusted that Bitely was found to have violated WA regulations, and that Bitely's submission and the passage of World Space Administration were due to these violations.
Revealing, in Case You Didn't Already Know that the nation of Bitely founded several puppet states, and that these states illegally joined the World Assembly, endorsed Bitely's WA delegate, and allowed Bitely's Ambassador to reach the required two endorsements to submit a proposal.
Furthermore, that shortly after this, Bitely rushed to write out some objectively awful legislation, and then proceeded to submit it to the proposal queue immediately, with absolutely no drafting phase, thereby circumventing the process by which WA proposals are critiqued, and preventing any suggestions for improvements on the legislation from taking effect;
Knowing, of course, that this rough draft of legislation actually managed to reach quorum, due largely to the amount of money Bitely's Ambassador put in to the proposal's WA telegram campaign, which targeted every single member of the World Assembly, over 20 000 nations,
Recalling, With Much Boredom, that the resolution in question, "World Space Administration", hereafter referred to as GA#336, was such a complete trainwreck of a resolution that it enacted meaningless bureaucracy on WA nations, to the benefit of practically no one, and that it harmed space-capable nations, nations who are developing space-flight, and nations who do not wish to develop space flight alike, thereby failing completely in its presumed goal;
Finding many arguments for the above statements and many other flaws of GA#366 which are too long to be mentioned here;
Just Plain Kinda Upset that Bitely has not only not expressed any regret for these actions, but has done it time and time again, by attempting to get "Irritable Bowel Syndrome Act" to vote, by drafting a replacement for "World Space Administration" while campaigning against its repeal, by drafting a Condemnation of itself in mockery of an earlier draft of this resolution, by drafting no less than three other Condemnations that also were not so "hot";
Amused that Bitely not only harbors a deep paranoia of the "WA Elite", but also claimed only the WA Elite possessed space flight, a statement so ridiculous it can't even be described;
Slightly Discouraged that the World Space Administration, which is effectively a puppet state of Bitely, has dedicated a whole region to Bitely's bureaucratic morass, and that Bitely used a paid telegram campaign to lure nations of the world into this nightmarish region, violating the unspoken rule of only recruiting nations from the Pacific regions, Lazarus, Balder, Osiris, and the Rejected Realms;
And Confused that the nations in this region seem to believe they are responsible for running the World Space Administrtion, and are illegally making regulations for a WA agency, and also that this region still exists despite the repeal of GA#366;
Some other negative emotion about Bitely's Ambassador making hypocritical remarks about another GA author's 4 resolutions, and physical throwing away of these resolutions which have improved the universe.
Noting that at the time of this resolution's writing, Bitely as a nation has has no accomplishments except supporting the international community monetarily and passing the before mentioned resolution, and thus Bitely's actions have been overwhelmingly negative;
Hereby Condemns Bitely
This was a joke, but then Bitely was found to have violated WA rules... I plan to submit this eventually.
I would like suggestions on how to proceed from here.