Today! Today, in the large WA,
we have us a target of antipathay,
a beastie, a monster most trollious and cruel,
which counts itself in with Gatesvillian stool,
the nation is oft known as "John Ashcroft Land,"
or "Durka" or "JALby" or "Nevadar's Hand,"
it crawls through the mire, it weaves through the muck,
casting aspersions, not giving a [redacted],
its policies be evil and narrowly vary,
and it preys upon those who do fail to be wary,
turning most rogue in The North Pacific,
its mean-spirited takeovers are most prolific,
twice TNP then with Milograd,
allying others that seek to be had,
once off in Lazarus, taunting the weary,
catching their rulers while they were not leery,
it tooketh Osiris from Gatesvillian palm,
to act as their puppet and bedside alarm,
it warns them of saviors and ousts those who try,
with titanic ejection count 6000 high,
it often grows restless and ditches its post,
though the Osiris coup's lasting longer than most,
for once JALby's status is low on the spectrum;
rather than scream orders it bows to accept them,
while we hope for its ousting and for change to ensue,
Durkadurkiranistan II, the SC condemns YOU!
Input is welcome and will most likely be disregarded, thank you, come again.
