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Corporation de Apple
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[JOKE] Condemn the Moderators

Postby Corporation de Apple » Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:01 pm

NB: This is 100% a joke, and I pray every day to the holy Barbie Barcode that I will not be banned.

THE SECURITY COUNCIL,

DISPUTING the absolute power handed by the Holy One Himself, Max Barry, to the renegade cadre of supposedly superior life forms, the self-titled Moderators

CONTESTING the unilateral decisions made by them in regards to National Socialism and Nazism,

SUPPLICATING the Security Council and the world at large to take action against this treacherous group of double-standarded brigands,

NOTING that the powers supposedly vested in them by the Great One, author and supremely gifted literary genius Max Barry, are both forever-lasting and will withstand time immemorial,

FRIGHTENED at the apparent cowardice of the international community in regards to the reckless abuse of the said vested powers,

ACCREDITING the fact the renegades have managed to maintain their own perversion of law and order within Nationstates but

BESEECHING the world at large to grow a pair,

HEREBY CONDEMNS THE MODERATORS
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Albul wrote:Everyone has said what they needed and now no one is saying anything relevant to the topic.

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Postby The Two Jerseys » Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:21 am

The scary thing is that this is better-written than some serious proposals.
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Postby Cerian Quilor » Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:19 pm

The Two Jerseys wrote:The scary thing is that this is better-written than some serious proposals.

Not better written than any that actually pass,
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Postby Die Volkes Lebensraum » Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:59 pm

Cerian Quilor wrote:
The Two Jerseys wrote:The scary thing is that this is better-written than some serious proposals.

Not better written than any that actually pass,


I believe "liberate nazi europe" will soon prove you wrong.
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Postby Kulaloe WA » Thu Mar 14, 2013 4:59 pm

Die Volkes Lebensraum wrote:
Cerian Quilor wrote:Not better written than any that actually pass,


I believe "liberate nazi europe" will soon prove you wrong.

Indeed.
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Postby Feux » Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:13 pm

Die Volkes Lebensraum wrote:
Cerian Quilor wrote:Not better written than any that actually pass,


I believe "liberate nazi europe" will soon prove you wrong.

Eh, that's cute. :P
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Postby Mengsk » Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:15 pm

Feux wrote:
Die Volkes Lebensraum wrote:
I believe "liberate nazi europe" will soon prove you wrong.

Eh, that's true. :P


Fixed.
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Cerian Quilor
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Postby Cerian Quilor » Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:17 pm

Feux wrote:
Die Volkes Lebensraum wrote:
I believe "liberate nazi europe" will soon prove you wrong.

Eh, that's cute. :P

Compared to the actual dross, Lib NE is just fine.
Never underestimate the power of cynicism, pessimism and negativity to prevent terrible things from happening. Only idealists try to build the future on a mountain of bodies.

The Thing to Remember About NationStates is that it is an almost entirely social game - fundamentally, you have no power beyond your own ability to convince people to go along with your ideas. In that sense, even the most dictatorial region is fundamentally democratic.
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Postby Feux » Fri Mar 15, 2013 6:18 pm

Mengsk wrote:
Feux wrote:Eh, that's cute. :P


Fixed.

That is also cute. :P
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Postby The Gregorach » Fri Mar 15, 2013 10:02 pm

I'm down for this. :)
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Dakran
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Dakran » Sat Mar 23, 2013 2:25 am

Support :P
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Toronina
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Postby Toronina » Sat Mar 23, 2013 2:30 am

Supporting this :twisted:
Now I'm back in the ring to take another swing
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Postby Slow-Declinesville » Sat Mar 23, 2013 2:34 am

Yeah, bring it all down! Death to the West etc...
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Postby Wind in the Willows » Sat Mar 23, 2013 2:40 am

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Postby Toronina » Sat Mar 23, 2013 2:43 am

Wind in the Willows wrote:Can Max Barry actually be condemned? Has anyone tried it?

Thats like trying to get a DoS on Max Barry, if you can do it, then either your Max Barry, Violet or God
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Godorgo the Great
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Postby Godorgo the Great » Sat Mar 23, 2013 3:43 pm

I support this because they deserve it.

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The Republic of Lanos
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Postby The Republic of Lanos » Sat Mar 23, 2013 10:59 pm

Beat you to it on something related to this last year:
viewtopic.php?f=16&t=164624
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Corporation de Apple
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Postby Corporation de Apple » Mon Mar 25, 2013 11:19 pm

The Republic of Lanos wrote:Beat you to it on something related to this last year:
viewtopic.php?f=16&t=164624

But I'm (jokingly) condemning them, not commending them.

There's a difference, right? :unsure:
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Frisbeeteria wrote:
Albul wrote:Everyone has said what they needed and now no one is saying anything relevant to the topic.

That describes pretty much every topic ever posted in NSG.
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Dakran
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Dakran » Mon Mar 25, 2013 11:20 pm

Submit this to the SC and see if anyone endorses it :P
Trans flag here
01_EMBASSY_PROPOSE
WHAT WAS WILL BE, WHAT WILL BE WAS, WHAT WAS WILL BE, WHAT WILL BE WAS, WHAT WAS WILL BE, WHAT WILL BE WAS
Baltenstein wrote:Source:
The Turkish minister of Turkishness, Öztürk Türkuglu.
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Postby Corporation de Apple » Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:17 am

Dakran wrote:Submit this to the SC and see if anyone endorses it :P

I really want to. Under an alias.

But that would completely and utterly useless.
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Former things in Osiris
Frisbeeteria wrote:
Albul wrote:Everyone has said what they needed and now no one is saying anything relevant to the topic.

That describes pretty much every topic ever posted in NSG.
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The Marxist State
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Democratic Socialists

Postby The Marxist State » Thu Mar 28, 2013 3:35 am

Support! We don't need these imperialist pig-dogs enforcing their so-called "rules!"
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Jamie Anumia
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Postby Jamie Anumia » Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:49 am

Wind in the Willows wrote:Can Max Barry actually be condemned? Has anyone tried it?

No, it's not legal to be done under the SC rules. Condemnations/Commendations can only be targeted towards a nation and not the person behind it under Rule 4a. Staff members can also not be commended/condemned for their actions as a staff member under Rule 1.
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The Great Destruction
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Postby The Great Destruction » Thu Mar 28, 2013 12:14 pm

I think you missed the joke.
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Jamie Anumia
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Postby Jamie Anumia » Thu Mar 28, 2013 12:25 pm

The Great Destruction wrote:I think you missed the joke.

I got the joke. But if someone is asking whether it's actually possible to do it, I'm not going to lie and say it is when the SC rules say it's not allowed.
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