Condemn The Dourian Embassy
Category: Condemnation | Nominee: The Dourian Embassy | Proposed By: Bergnovinaia
Description: The Security Council,
NOTING the repeal effort by the ambassador of The Dourian Embassy of GA #106, Assitance Givers Protection [sic],
UNDERSTANDING that a primary reason for the repeal is the "misspelling in the title;"
ACKNOWLEDGING that although the ambassador believes the legislation is "poorly written," the ambassador maintains the objective to strike null GA #106 because The Dourian Embassy holds NatSov political values, therefore convincing the ambassador that a great deal of international legislation is an infringement upon the rights of member states;
APPALLED that a core part of the Dourian agenda is influenced so heavily by the egregious NatSov platform, one of the two radical WA political groups;
BELIEVING that the repeal of GA #106 at the hands of the Dourians with no intent of replacement will lead do a decline in activity of "Assistance Givers" since they now face potential lawsuit by the victims they help;
HORRIFIED, additionally, by the breeding of Grammar Nazis in The Dourian Embassy, such as the ambassador himself;
CONCERNED that the red pen, which is mightier than the sword, will continue to terrorize ambassadors and the common man everywhere, with Dourians eternally correcting even the most minor of grammatical errors;
DETERMINED to protect that WA from future petty bickering over grammatical errors rather than pertinent legislation,
Hereby CONDEMNS The Dourian Embassy.
Thoughts? (It should be noted that this is, primarily, a joke as an IC response by my delegation to the Dourians for their repeal of "Assitance Givers Protection.") If this actually receives general approval, I'll pursue it. Otherwise, I'll drop it as the IC response thing, as mentioned in the parenthetical. n the parenthetical.
Source for direct quotes by The Dourian Embassy.
