Silly SC proposals - post them here!

[Sedgistan]

They're spammish, definitely, but contain juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust enough content to make them legal. Just. Juuuuuuuuuuuust.

[Damanucus]

For the record, here's what TGD is talking about:

Condemn The Skeleton Army
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.


Category: Condemnation

Nominee: The Skeleton Army

Proposed by: Gelato

Description: KNOWING that the skeleton army has invaded pwnzoria
TRYING to condemn The skeleton army
Hearby condemns the skeleton army.

Repeal "Liberate belgium"
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation


Category: Repeal

Resolution: SC#4

Proposed by: Gelato

Description: WA Security Council Resolution #4: Liberate belgium shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

Argument: KNOWING that Belgium has been freed
TRYING to repeal SC resolution #4
Hearby repeals SC resolution #4

Condemn Mizialand
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.


Category: Condemnation

Nominee: Mizialand

Proposed by: Gelato

Description: KNOWING that mizialand took power of the Hanseatic league
TRIYING to condemn mizialand
Hearby condemns mizialand

The third one, especially, was brought about has a follow-up to the liberation of the Hanseatic League (which Mizialand no longer has control over).

[Unibot II]

They're spammish, definitely, but contain juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust enough content to make them legal. Just. Juuuuuuuuuuuust.

Juuuuuuuuuuuuust legal? Gawd, I think we've found my protégé.

[Skyrim Diplomacy]

And somehow one reached quorum.

[The Great Destruction]

It seems appearent that these two authors, Nutricland and Gelato, are in cahoots.

The other two proposals, for posterity are thus:

Liberate Hanseatic League

A resolution to strike down Delegate-imposed barriers to free entry in a region

Category: Liberation

Nominee (region): Hanseatic League

Proposed by: Neutricland

Description: NOTING that Hanseatic League's new delegate, The Kingdom of Mizialand took full control of the region and announced its fall,

APPALLED by the fact that The Kingdom of Mizialand password-protected the region to prevent any new nations from coming and threatened the native nations with ejection if they didn't leave,

CALLING the WA to act before the region falls so that the native nations of Hanseatic League can go back to their homeland,

HEREBY liberates Hanseatic League.

and

Repeal "Condemn Macedon"

A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation

Category: Repeal

Resolution: SC#1

Proposed by: Neutricland

Description: WA Security Council Resolution #1: Condemn Macedon shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

Argument: NOTING that Macedon has changed in several ways since it was condemned,

OBSERVING that Macedon does not have any more colonies,

REALIZING that Macedon is a very inactive region now with nations that have not been active for at least 6 days and has only 3 nations remaining,

FURTHER NOTING that Macedon doesn't carry out raids or have the ability to carry out raids anymore,

HEREBY repeals Security Council Resolution # 1, "Condemn Macedon".

Both authors reference Mizailand and I wouldn't be suprised if that nation was in on it too in order to get a condemnation. Neither author nation is part of the invaded region that needs liberating (really it doesnt), for which mizailand is getting condemned. Also one of the proposals is actually trying to repeal the first SC resolution which has held up for over 3 years now. This is just a bit on the rediculous side. and I think they should be juuuuuuuuuuuuust ignored except for the one that juuuuust made quorum and will hopefully still be voted down based on the fact that, acoording to Mizailand, the region in question will cease to exist by the time the proposal can be carried through.

[The Great Destruction]

I actuall got froggy enough to canvass all of the supporters of the proposal to get them to remove support. Just before the third and deciding one did the proposal was usherd into que. Bah, I almost had it nailed, lol. Seconds. All I needed was seconds.

[Damanucus]

I actuall got froggy enough to canvass all of the supporters of the proposal to get them to remove support. Just before the third and deciding one did the proposal was usherd into que. Bah, I almost had it nailed, lol. Seconds. All I needed was seconds.

You may have also needed me online present when you sent the TG, then I would've removed my support of the proposal. I apologised on the debate thread regarding my error.

[Wu Wei Shan]

Gelato just moved to my region, asking for endorsements.

Did one of his actually reach queue? I can't find it. Was it the Skeleton Army one?

[The Great Destruction]

You may have also needed me online present when you sent the TG, then I would've removed my support of the proposal. I apologised on the debate thread regarding my error.

No worries, It will be defeated handily.

Gelato just moved to my region, asking for endorsements.

Did one of his actually reach queue? I can't find it. Was it the Skeleton Army one?

God I hope not No not that I know of.

[Super-Llamaland]

SECURITY COUNCIL PROPOSAL
ID: minevana_1343614448

Commend Europe
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.


Category: Commendation

Nominee: Europe

Proposed by: Minevana

Description: The region of Europe is a prosperous region, it contains 520 nations Minevana being one of them, Europe contains many out going nations and very nice nations many nations with-in Europe have been outstanding and this is why we should recognize this brilliant region, many of the nations with in Europe are friendly and kind if you ask them to do a simple task for you on nation states they will, they are very active and are very welcoming.

[The Great Destruction]

Perhaps it is time to end this thread and preserve it and start a new one so that it is not so hefty. Perhaps you should start a new sill proposal thread every year.

[Of the Free Socialist Territories]

Perhaps it is time to end this thread and preserve it and start a new one so that it is not so hefty. Perhaps you should start a new sill proposal thread every year.

Or perhaps we could just stick with this thread, given that the page limit for any thread is 500 pages. This one has a lot of room and a lot of mileage left.

Speaking of which, here's a joke proposal.

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Condemn Winner12345

A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.

Category: Condemnation | Nominee: Winner12345 | Proposed by: Bergnovinaia

Description: The Security Council of the World Assembly:

DISGUSTED by the mien of the ambassador that Winner12345 has sent to the World Assembly;

HIGHLIGHTING that ignorance of WA standard protocols, rude behavior, and a pompous attitude are just some of the ambassador's flaws;

NOTING that the ambassador has proposed multiple gun law proposals, switching political opinions by flip-flopping in an attempt to find support for the poorly written and despised proposals;

UNDERSTANDING that the ambassador, at the discretion of the nation of Winner12345, willingly made a wager with the distinguished members of this assembly that the nation would resign from WA affairs forever and always should the submitted gun proposal fail to achieve quorum;

APPALLED that the ambassador and the nation of Winner12345 have purposefully not honored the terms of this agreement, but on the contrary the nation has become the WA delegate for the region of Great White Brotherhood and the ambassador has continued to submit proposals of extreme poor quality, including an attempt to repeal SC Resolution #1, simply on the fact the region is proud of being condemned first;

BELIEVING that the actions by both the ambassador and nation of Winner12345 are not the actions that the WA are reputable for;

CONVINCED that an SC condemnation is the only course of action that will send a message to the ambassador, nation, and the world that this appalling behavior is not welcomed in this distinguished assembly,

Hereby condemns the nation of Winner12345.

[The Great Destruction]

Thats no joke. I'd condemn that nation in a heartbeat

[Sedgistan]

Only post submitted proposals here, and only if they haven't got a thread already.

[The Great Destruction]

SECURITY COUNCIL PROPOSAL
ID: ruzslava_1343939016

Repeal "Condemn Macedon"

A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation





Category: Repeal


Resolution: SC#1


Proposed by: Ruzslava




Description: WA Security Council Resolution #1: Condemn Macedon shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

Argument: NOTING that Macedon was a dangerous and discriminatory empire,

YET RECOGNIZING that Macedon no longer poses a threat to any region, as it only has 3 nations, all with World Assembly membership, this resolution

HEREBY REPEALS the outdated condemnation of Macedon.

Approvals: 1 (Ruzslava)

Status: Lacking Support (requires 67 more approvals)

Voting Ends: in 3 days 7 hours


The Olympic Weight-lifters of The Great Destruction has not approved this proposal.

Again with this nonsense? Reality check. If it is the first ever SC resolution and its been on the books for 3 years, you aren't getting it repealed. This is the third one in the last couple of weeks, Right?

[Sedgistan]

Which rule do you think that violates?

[The Great Destruction]

It doesn't but this proposal does not have athread of its own. I thought is was customary to discuss those here when there is no thread for them. Silly, but not illegal

[Sedgistan]

No, this is for reporting illegal proposals. If you want to discuss a legal proposal that doesn't have a thread, you can start one for it yourself.

[The Great Destruction]

my mistake

[Sedgistan]

Locking this to post a new version with a more accurate and helpful OP.

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