Fischistan wrote:Commend Omigodtheykilledkenny
Absolutely not! That nation is a breeding ground for perversion and a safe-haven for sexual predators! Allow me to introduce Ms. Aturirc Tulirtug. She will tell you her tale of woe at the hands of one Sammy Faisano, Vice President of the Federal Republic of Omigodtheykilledkenny and former Ambassador.
A young(ish) Aundotutunagirian woman walks out and stands beside Hiriaurtung Arororugul at the podium.Arororugul: "Ms Tulirtug, will you tell these kind people of your treatment at the hands of that monster Faisano?
Aturirc Tulirtug: "Yes my General. About 3 years ago, I lost my job with the Aundotutunagirian Trade Mission to OMGTKK due to downsizing. I was distraught over this and despaired of my future prospects. I did not want to return to Aundotutunagir because.....I...
can't stand the weather there. My boyfriend at the time suggested I meet with Mr. Faisano and inquire about a job with the OMGTKK Creative Solutions Agency, which is known to hire foreigners occasionally."
“I met Mr. Faisano in the lobby of the bar at the Paradise City Hilton at around 6:30 p.m. We had drinks at the hotel, and he asked how I liked my room, which is kind of normal, and I said I was very surprised. I said, I can't believe it, I've got this great suite, it’s gorgeous. Mr. Faisano kind of smirked, and then said, ‘I upgraded you.’
"He then took me to an Italian restaurant where we had dinner. During dinner, Mr. Faisano looked at me and said, ‘Why are you here?’ I said, ‘Actually, Mr. Faisano, my boyfriend, whom you met, suggested that I meet with you ‘cause he thought you could help me because I really need a job. I was wondering if there's anything available at the Creative Solutions Agency.’ He said, ‘I'll look into that.’
“While we were driving back to the hotel, he said that he would show me where the Creative Solutions Agency offices were. He parked the car down the block. I thought that we were going to go into the offices so he that could show me around. At that time I had on a black pleated skirt, a suit jacket and a blouse. He had on a suit with his shirt open. But instead of going into the offices, he suddenly reached over and he put his hand on my leg under my skirt and reached for my genitals. He also grabbed my head and brought it toward his crotch. I was very, very surprised and very shocked."
“I said: ‘What are you doing? You know I have a boyfriend. This isn't what I came here for.’ Mr. Faisano said, ‘You want a job, right?’
Arororugul: "And did he say or do anything else?"
Aturirc Tulirtug: "Yes. He said I was about the same height as his wife."
Arororugul: "Well that is very strange. I don't believe Mr. Faisano was married at that time. So he is not only a lecherous predator but a liar about his marital status as well. What else happened?"
Aturirc Tulirtug: “Nothing. I asked him to stop and he did. I asked him to take me back to my hotel which he did, right away.
"May I leave now? This is terribly embarrassing."
Arororugul: "Yes, yes dear. Of course."
"Well ladies and gentlemen, there you have it. Shameful isn't it? A high-ranking officer of the OMGTKK government taking advantage of a young defenseless girl in order to satisfy his carnal lust. And this is just one example! There are many others involving not only Vice President Faisano, but President Manuelo Fernanda and many, many members of his administration which I will be making known in the days and weeks ahead."
"Thank you and good day."