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[Joke] Condemn Everyone
Posted:
Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:13 pmby Astrolinium
Condemn Everyone
Category: Condemnation
Nominee: Everyone
THE SECURITY COUNCIL,
NOTING there are a fucking lot of people in the world,
RECOGNIZING that a hell of a bunch of them are dumbasses,
SHOCKED at all the puerile whining within this very body,
CONVINCED that such a situation is chiefly due to Nazis, abortion, and store-brand Mountain Dew,
DEFINING "Nazis" as persons who manufacture delicious bread out of persons of a Jewish persuasion,
BELIEVING that "everyone" includes Nazis, communists, and Bob Flibble,
APPALLED that your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries,
HEREBY CONDEMNS Everyone,
AND AFFIRMS that you're all horrible, horrible people.
Posted:
Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:14 pmby The Great Watchers
Astrolinium wrote:Condemn Everyone
Category: Condemnation
Nominee: Everyone
THE SECURITY COUNCIL,
NOTING there are a fucking lot of people in the world,
RECOGNIZING that a hell of a bunch of them are dumbasses,
SHOCKED at all the puerile whining within this very body,
CONVINCED that such a situation is chiefly due to Nazis, abortion, and store-brand Mountain Dew,
APPALLED that your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries,
HEREBY CONDEMNS Everyone,
AND AFFIRMS that you're all horrible, horrible people.
Posted:
Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:15 pmby New East Ireland
I support this nomination.
Posted:
Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:15 pmby The Great Watchers
New East Ireland wrote:I support this nomination.
^ This
Posted:
Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:18 pmby Shanix
Astrolinium wrote:Condemn Everyone
Category: Condemnation
Nominee: Everyone
THE SECURITY COUNCIL,
NOTING there are a fucking lot of people in the world,
RECOGNIZING that a hell of a bunch of them are dumbasses,
SHOCKED at all the puerile whining within this very body,
CONVINCED that such a situation is chiefly due to Nazis, abortion, and store-brand Mountain Dew,
APPALLED that your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries,
HEREBY CONDEMNS Everyone,
AND AFFIRMS that you're all horrible, horrible people.
I support it.
Posted:
Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:18 pmby Furious Grandmothers
Fuck YOU, Astrolinium. I fart in your general direction.
Posted:
Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:18 pmby Arteria Zoness
I approve and endorse this message.
Posted:
Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:19 pmby Daynor
"REALIZING Everyone includes Nazis,"
A clause along these lines may be in order.
Posted:
Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:19 pmby Matthew De Vareil
Furious Grandmothers wrote:Fuck YOU, Astrolinium. I fart in your general direction.
I agree, and do as well.
Posted:
Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:20 pmby Astrolinium
Daynor wrote:"REALIZING Everyone includes Nazis,"
A clause along these lines may be in order.
Of course.
And you know, I really ought to define "Nazis" in there.
Posted:
Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:20 pmby Sanctus Pacis
Astrolinium wrote:APPALLED that your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries,
Posted:
Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:20 pmby The Great Watchers
This is so sig'd...
Posted:
Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:21 pmby Monocled Gentlemen
I can't argue with this resolution.
Posted:
Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:22 pmby Astrolinium
Okay, updated.
Posted:
Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:23 pmby Daynor
The only thing I'm concerned about now, is why we need to condemn everyone when it everyone can clearly tell
who the problem is. 
Posted:
Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:26 pmby Astrolinium
Daynor wrote:The only thing I'm concerned about now, is why we need to condemn everyone when it everyone can clearly tell
who the problem is.
How very zen.
Posted:
Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:26 pmby Ghalifar
I approve this message.
Posted:
Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:28 pmby Sucrati
Note: Supporting legislation condemning those that are NOT in the WA is considered God-Modding.
Posted:
Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:29 pmby Coffee Cakes
Sigged.
Posted:
Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:29 pmby The Great Watchers
Astrolinium wrote:Daynor wrote:The only thing I'm concerned about now, is why we need to condemn everyone when it everyone can clearly tell
who the problem is.
How very zen.
I must say, hats off for such a bold proposal. You have my congratulations, thanks, and death wish. I hope you burn for this fantastic condemnation of all of the WA members.
Posted:
Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:30 pmby Slaytesics
I actually want this to pass!
Posted:
Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:30 pmby Sucrati
The Great Watchers wrote:Astrolinium wrote:How very zen.
I must say, hats off for such a bold proposal. You have my congratulations, thanks, and death wish. I hope you burn for this fantastic condemnation of all of the WA members.
Everyone includes NON WA members as well...
Posted:
Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:32 pmby The Great Watchers
Sucrati wrote:The Great Watchers wrote:I must say, hats off for such a bold proposal. You have my congratulations, thanks, and death wish. I hope you burn for this fantastic condemnation of all of the WA members.
Everyone includes NON WA members as well...
You bring about an irrefutable point. I shall prepare the family katana for the honorary suicide because of my shame.
Posted:
Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:32 pmby The Great Watchers
Slaytesics wrote:I actually want this to pass!
Ditto!
Posted:
Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:38 pmby Furious Grandmothers
The Great Watchers wrote:Slaytesics wrote:I actually want this to pass!
Ditto!
And so, "Everyone" in NSG endeavors to prove Gandalf "You shall not pass" the White wrong.
Also, inb4lock.