[SUBMITTED] Commend Sedgistan

[Astrolinium]

The World Assembly,

OBSERVING the nation of [nation=noflag+short]Sedgistan[/nation],

ACKNOWLEDGING the nation's exemplary work in the Security Council, including authoring the resolutions "Commend Ananke II", "Commend the Skeleton Army", "Commend Crazy Girl", and "Commend Northern Chittowa",

RECOGNIZING the nation's contributions to the field of journalism and to freedom of the press through the NS News Service,

FURTHER NOTING that [nation=noflag+short]Sedgistan[/nation], through the puppet nation [nation=noflag+short]Devonitians[/nation], successfully and with almost entirely native support "invaded" The South Pacific, one of the most ancient and populated regions in all the multiverse, a bold move which required major balls,

HEREBY COMMENDS the Nation of [nation=noflag+short]Sedgistan[/nation]

[Motuka]

Yes. Precisely what the SC needs at this point in time. More proposals about this stupid South Pacific thing.

I'll get to work on drafting "Condemn 'Commend Sedgistan'" immediately!

- Posted via sticky note from the Red Room

EDIT: Six proposals about Sedgistan/Devonitians/whatever, one about Southern Bellz, one about EID. And two about NAZI EUROPE for good measure. This is a SC perfect storm; marvel greatly, for we shall not see its likeness again for a century.

- A second sticky note

[Metania]

We'll need to fire up some useless liberation proposals too. That way the complete aura of insanity can descend upon SC affairs.

[Frattastan]

Yes. Precisely what the SC needs at this point in time. More proposals about this stupid South Pacific thing.

[Astrolinium]

Yes. Precisely what the SC needs at this point in time. More proposals about this stupid South Pacific thing.

I'll get to work on drafting "Condemn 'Commend Sedgistan'" immediately!

- Posted via sticky note from the Red Room

EDIT: Six proposals about Sedgistan/Devonitians/whatever, one about Southern Bellz, one about EID. And two about NAZI EUROPE for good measure. This is a SC perfect storm; marvel greatly, for we shall not see its likeness again for a century.

- A second sticky note

Giovanni scrawls onto the first sticky note, "I'm glad you see things from my point of view, Mr. Sticky Note." He scrawls onto the second one, "Or at least a couple weeks."

[Motuka]

We'll need to fire up some useless liberation proposals too.

Excellent idea. But the question is, should we liberate the South Pacific from its "inactive" government, or the Rejected Realms from its "imperialist" one? I mean, it being impossible to password either one is really a secondary concern at this point.

Well, I suppose we really should do both. And liberate San Francisco Bay Area for good measure; can't be too careful with an ex-feeder tyrant in charge of a userite region.

Still doesn't sound quite insane enough though... perhaps I should create a region called "This TSP Coup Debate"....

- A third sticky note

[Astrolinium]

We'll need to fire up some useless liberation proposals too.

Excellent idea. But the question is, should we liberate the South Pacific from its "inactive" government, or the Rejected Realms from its "imperialist" one? I mean, it being impossible to password either one is really a secondary concern at this point.

Well, I suppose we really should do both. And liberate San Francisco Bay Area for good measure; can't be too careful with an ex-feeder tyrant in charge of a userite region.

Still doesn't sound quite insane enough though... perhaps I should create a region called "This TSP Coup Debate"....

- A third sticky note

Might I suggest "Commend Nazi Europe"?

[Motuka]

Excellent idea. But the question is, should we liberate the South Pacific from its "inactive" government, or the Rejected Realms from its "imperialist" one? I mean, it being impossible to password either one is really a secondary concern at this point.

Well, I suppose we really should do both. And liberate San Francisco Bay Area for good measure; can't be too careful with an ex-feeder tyrant in charge of a userite region.

Still doesn't sound quite insane enough though... perhaps I should create a region called "This TSP Coup Debate"....

- A third sticky note

Might I suggest "Commend Nazi Europe"?

Ooh, excellent idea. I can see it already. "ACKNOWLEDGING that Nazi Europe has been condemned by the Security Council on two prior occasions... RECOGNISING that it has weathered this disapproval and maintained a strong regional community... something or other about making the trains run on time..."

Call the Flemingovian delegation, I'm sure they'd love to help us get it passed.

[Hakkoi]

Sedgistan has already been commended, and condemned. Why feed the Beast moar, my children?

[Lordieth]

Astrol you're so poker-faced that sometimes I can't tell if you're being deadly serious or some sort of twisted post-ironic genius.

[Astrolinium]

Sedgistan has already been commended, and condemned. Why feed the Beast moar, my children?

Because Sedge is getting his shiny commend card taken away probably. Gotta give him a new one to play with.

Astrol you're so poker-faced that sometimes I can't tell if you're being deadly serious or some sort of twisted post-ironic genius.

**bows**
I will be here all week. Unless I'm not.

[Improving Wordiness]

Interesting!
I will wait and hope for a What the fuck were you thinking badge. Sedge does not have one of those.

[Mahaj WA Seat]

Honestly, the only way in heck i'm supporting this is because you're a region member.

Because i'm adamantly opposed, but i'd vote for, i guess...

[Oliver the Mediocre]

Interesting!
I will wait and hope for a What the fuck were you thinking badge. Sedge does not have one of those.

Ouch, that's a bit rough. I do need to find a way to write up "Liberate Sedgistan" though...

[Improving Wordiness]

The World Assembly,

OBSERVING the nation of [nation=short]Sedgistan[/nation],

ACKNOWLEDGING the nation's exemplary work in the Security Council, including authoring the resolutions "Commend Ananke II", "Commend the Skeleton Army", "Commend Crazy Girl", and "Commend Northern Chittowa",

RECOGNIZING the nation's contributions to the field of journalism through the NS News Service,

FURTHER NOTING that [nation=short]Sedgistan[/nation], through the puppet nation [nation=short]Devonitians[/nation], "invaded" [region=short]The South Pacific[/region] (one of the most ancient and populated regions in all the multiverse) with almost entirely native support, a move which took major balls,

HEREBY COMMENDS the Nation of [nation=short]Sedgistan[/nation]

Perhaps Ollie it would be more fitting if you were to write up a resolution to liberate major balls.....as it seems he took them too

[Oliver the Mediocre]

Perhaps Ollie it would be more fitting if you were to write up a resolution to liberate major balls.....as it seems he took them too

"took" with the sense of required is different from "took" with the sense of stole. Of course, people using ... polite... language have also used "liberate" to mean "steal", so its six of one, half dozen of the other, really.

[Improving Wordiness]

Sorry Ollie.....I got confused
Worse as now you are talking MATH

Sedge requires major balls therefore a liberation is not needed.

[/derail]

[Astrolinium]

Sorry Ollie.....I got confused
Worse as now you are talking MATH

Sedge requires major balls therefore a liberation is not needed.

[/derail]

I hardly feel that talking about liberating a moderator's balls is proper etiquette.
Especially in a commendation.

[Mahaj WA Seat]

Sorry Ollie.....I got confused
Worse as now you are talking MATH

Sedge requires major balls therefore a liberation is not needed.

[/derail]

I hardly feel that talking about liberating a moderator's balls is proper etiquette.
Especially in a commendation.

Wordy being female, I was tempted to make a joke about liberating balls.

But I didn't.

[Improving Wordiness]

Major balls is mentioned in the commend....discussion on the resolution is what this thread is for.

Perhaps major balls should be removed?

[Astrolinium]

Major balls is mentioned in the commend....discussion on the resolution is what this thread is for.

Perhaps major balls should be removed?

But I just edited it!

[Improving Wordiness]

haha I just saw that!

[Bears Armed]

We'll need to fire up some useless liberation proposals too.

Excellent idea. But the question is, should we liberate the South Pacific from its "inactive" government, or the Rejected Realms from its "imperialist" one? I mean, it being impossible to password either one is really a secondary concern at this point.

Well, I suppose we really should do both. And liberate San Francisco Bay Area for good measure; can't be too careful with an ex-feeder tyrant in charge of a userite region.

Somebody's posted a draft liberation for NAZI EUROPE, even though that region has a founder: Isn't that useless enough for you?

^_^

[Cerberion]

It's a shame we can't draft the repeal at the same time as the commendation... condemnation... I'm losing track on which discussion I'm in.

[Astrolinium]

I have submitted this, and shall campaign tomorrow when it is not almost midnight.