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by Improper Classifications » Sat Sep 23, 2023 7:59 pm
by Unibot III » Mon Sep 25, 2023 6:30 am
Improper Classifications wrote:Amb. Dravis, sitting next to the Unibot vice-rep, snorts. “Who let him out of cryostasis?”
[violet] wrote:I mean this in the best possible way,
but Unibot is not a typical NS player.
Milograd wrote:You're a caring, resolute lunatic
with the best of intentions.
by Unibot III » Sat Oct 07, 2023 6:51 pm
[violet] wrote:I mean this in the best possible way,
but Unibot is not a typical NS player.
Milograd wrote:You're a caring, resolute lunatic
with the best of intentions.
by Simone Republic » Sat Oct 21, 2023 1:37 am
by Unibot III » Sat Oct 21, 2023 7:46 pm
Simone Republic wrote:The bear rushes over to place terminals running on Telnet and some text based computers swiped from the 1980s for drinkers to also play text based games like Zork and the original text version of the Hitchhiker's Guide.
[violet] wrote:I mean this in the best possible way,
but Unibot is not a typical NS player.
Milograd wrote:You're a caring, resolute lunatic
with the best of intentions.
by Simone Republic » Mon Nov 13, 2023 10:37 pm
by Wallenburg » Tue Nov 14, 2023 12:52 am
by Simone Republic » Tue Nov 14, 2023 9:15 am
Wallenburg wrote:Holt, miserable from his bar allowance having run dry, cries out against the a capella assault. "Oh, the noise! Oh the noise! Noise! Noise! Noise! There's one thing I hate! All the noise, noise, noise!"
by Simone Republic » Sun Dec 24, 2023 9:18 pm
Improper Classifications wrote:Amb. Dravis, sitting next to the Unibot vice-rep, snorts. “Who let him out of cryostasis?”
by Unibot III » Mon Dec 25, 2023 7:05 am
Simone Republic wrote:Improper Classifications wrote:Amb. Dravis, sitting next to the Unibot vice-rep, snorts. “Who let him out of cryostasis?”
The white bear starts to bring in serious amounts of unthawing equipment and starts to unthaw various ambassadors. And tries to find Cedric.
"Okay, send two robots to go to try to find Cedric", the bear asks an assistant as it pours itself some whiskey using glasses that says "World Assembly Strangers' Bar". "Also get some new cutlery, glasses and other stuff. Just take them from the Simone Republic Gift Shop down the road, we've got so much of thatcrap... Um, fine ware in there anyway."
The bear turns to another assistant. "See if you can find the Kennyites and the Unibotians." It quickly adds, after its assistant's face turns whiter than the bear's white skin. "Send two robots of course, not you going in person. Make the bar rowdier."
An assistant dusts off the screen which shows the current vote.
[violet] wrote:I mean this in the best possible way,
but Unibot is not a typical NS player.
Milograd wrote:You're a caring, resolute lunatic
with the best of intentions.
by Unibot III » Tue Dec 26, 2023 10:24 pm
0rville Redenbacher wrote:*sits in the corner eating popcorn*
[violet] wrote:I mean this in the best possible way,
but Unibot is not a typical NS player.
Milograd wrote:You're a caring, resolute lunatic
with the best of intentions.
by Simone Republic » Fri Jan 05, 2024 3:56 am
Sedgistan wrote:Cedric started, and jerked his head around to look at the newcomer. He winced as the man hammered a piece of paper onto the wall. Something was playing at the back of his mind -- a painful memory which he was unable to focus on. Putting down the glass he'd been cleaning for the last 20 minutes, he limped over to read the parchment.
Unibot III wrote:"It's for the 3WB," said the page.
“If it passes, will it get rid of the mold?” said Wager.
“Actually, I’ve come to reckon the mold might be a diplomatic mission of some kind,” said Mandrake, eyeing the black marks that stretched across the pub’s ceiling. “We mean you, nor your mycelium, no harm, mold-people!” he called out to the ceiling in a rare act of diplomacy.
Vidal, unimpressed, turned to the page and said “I’ll vote ‘for’ if it means we get a space heater.”
by Unibot III » Fri Jan 05, 2024 4:29 pm
Simone Republic wrote:Sedgistan wrote:Cedric started, and jerked his head around to look at the newcomer. He winced as the man hammered a piece of paper onto the wall. Something was playing at the back of his mind -- a painful memory which he was unable to focus on. Putting down the glass he'd been cleaning for the last 20 minutes, he limped over to read the parchment.
Any way we can find Cedric now that SC#488 has been passed?Unibot III wrote:"It's for the 3WB," said the page.
“If it passes, will it get rid of the mold?” said Wager.
“Actually, I’ve come to reckon the mold might be a diplomatic mission of some kind,” said Mandrake, eyeing the black marks that stretched across the pub’s ceiling. “We mean you, nor your mycelium, no harm, mold-people!” he called out to the ceiling in a rare act of diplomacy.
Vidal, unimpressed, turned to the page and said “I’ll vote ‘for’ if it means we get a space heater.”
An assistant of the bear drags a couple of heaters into the 3WB. It says "Made in Simone Republic. Not likely to explode in a fireball if used properly". Another assistant directs robots to clean molds and redecorates the bar with wallpaper from Simone Republic, and taking out the asbestos in the process.
Yet another group of robots clean the glasses and other cutlery, all of which says "World Assembly Strangers' Bar".
The bear, allergic to asbestos, leave all the redecoration to the robots and assistants (none of which are humans so do not face issues with asbestos) to their work, while it returns to the Strangers' Bar, whistling "All we want for Christmas is you".
[violet] wrote:I mean this in the best possible way,
but Unibot is not a typical NS player.
Milograd wrote:You're a caring, resolute lunatic
with the best of intentions.
by 0rville Redenbacher » Sat Feb 10, 2024 7:17 pm
by Simone Republic » Mon Feb 12, 2024 12:52 am
Simone Republic wrote:An assistant of the bear drags a couple of heaters into the 3WB. It says "Made in Simone Republic. Not likely to explode in a fireball if used properly". Another assistant directs robots to clean molds and redecorates the bar with wallpaper from Simone Republic, and taking out the asbestos in the process.
Yet another group of robots clean the glasses and other cutlery, all of which says "World Assembly Strangers' Bar".
The bear, allergic to asbestos, leave all the redecoration to the robots and assistants (none of which are humans so do not face issues with asbestos) to their work, while it returns to the Strangers' Bar, whistling "All we want for Christmas is you".
by Fishelle » Mon Feb 19, 2024 11:18 am
Fishelle wrote:Feces Town is not a real nation, I swear, it is just a false rumor spread by the Anti-WA separatists!
News (Archive Entry): Dale and Gambi aiming-to-be-24-hours "Marathontrack" known as "Terminus" is cancelled by its current owner because: It was very controversial and even prompted some questionable responses, it was originally a fun project but the quality just degraded to constant spam in the later half of the sections, a third of the characters used in it are banned for use in marathons by their supposed current owners, it suffered many ownership transfers, and the current owner wants it to be lost and forgotten due to such. | Fishellean English should "become its own dialect by getting some words", Fishellean Linguist says.Signature Stuff
by Feces Town » Tue Feb 20, 2024 11:13 am
Fishelle wrote:
"The number of Anti-WA separatists that consider Feces Town a real nation is alarming."
by Simone Republic » Tue Mar 19, 2024 12:38 pm
by Feces Town » Tue Mar 19, 2024 1:47 pm
Simone Republic wrote:Two robotic assistants and a catering truck turn up at the 3WB, bringing new supplies into a new fridge, new cutlery, and bottles of Australian wine that they boughtly cheaply.
All of them have stickers on them that says "Courtesy of tax payers of Simone Republic - Because Capitalism Works"
by Feces Town » Wed Mar 20, 2024 12:03 pm
by Fachumonn » Wed Mar 20, 2024 12:53 pm
Feces Town wrote:OOC: Turd Ferguson, the representative from Feces Town is an anthropomorphic dung beetle, about 6 ft tall. It has a giant ball of dung that it rolls around, sometimes offering some dung to passersby.
It’s funny, because it’s bigger than a normal ball of dung.
by Feces Town » Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:04 pm
Fachumonn wrote:Feces Town wrote:OOC: Turd Ferguson, the representative from Feces Town is an anthropomorphic dung beetle, about 6 ft tall. It has a giant ball of dung that it rolls around, sometimes offering some dung to passersby.
It’s funny, because it’s bigger than a normal ball of dung.
"I don't recall this being a place for that wretched OOC thing I heard outside the bar."
by Improper Classifications » Thu Mar 21, 2024 6:24 am
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