You know you are a Benutian if
* You fancy riding Dragons and Klendathu Warrior Arachnids
* Duel someone for insulting you
* Marijuana is part of your daily diet
* Complain about those damn filthy martians
* If you carry three guns at all times (one to hunt, one to harrass, and one to have during an Arachnid attack)
* If you are in the military since many people are
* Look down to the floor everytime the Emperors name is mentioned as a sign of respect.
* If you have over 8 children
* Are in bed 2 hours every day for personal reasons
* Have several awards from the wars
* If you freak out from PTSD everytime you hear an explosion
* If you admire Sam the insane( The most heroic soldier on Klendathu killed 5,000 Arachnids)
* Are secretly a Sadistic and enjoy acting it out on Prisoners
* Look up in awe as the Emperor is 9 feet tall
* Have Dragon ancestry in your family line.
* Are a Social Darwinist and Laissez Faire Capitalist
* Have family on the colony of Mars & Klendathu
* Have an Ape or Dinosaur friend or servant
* Try to race in a jeep along the Raptor units in the military
* Go to Church 3 times a week for hours
* If everything is closed on saturday and sunday
* If the word gay means someone living with the same sex on the Planet Cthulhic
* If You are a member of the Templaric Order of Brotherhood and a Meta
* If youre a Dinosaur but despise other Dinosaurial nations because of your raising