You know you are...

[San Anderius]

You know you're an Andreian when...

...you only receive half of your supposed wage because of a 50% income tax
...you still study in elementary school even though you're 35 years old
...you realize that guns are sold freely
...you wake up and noticed that you live in a shack, and from 1000 residents only one who have a decent home
...you stand in the middle of the road for hours and no car hit you
...you walk in the side of the street and a car hits you

Yo, I feel for you.

[Fatatatutti]

You know you're a Fatatatutian if...

... your children and their classmates organize an independent Grade Two Republic if the teacher is five minutes late.

... hockey players interrupt a game for a formal debate on whether or not the ice is too thick.

... there's only one ice rink in a nation of 10 billion people - and the skates are free.

[Frostaland]

You know that You are Frostakish, if You:

- like ushankas.
- like mildly-hot weather in summer, and cold weather in fall and winter.
- are a homophobe.
- are lazy.
- are more intelligent than a sport-type.
- have 3/4 of life founded by government.

[Green Port]

YKYA Portlander if:
You respect everyone equally
You are really xenophobic
Your house is free
You pay +50% taxes and don't care
You can't get a visa anywhere else because everyone hates Portlanders
You don't care you can't get a visa cause you are happy
You feel no need to request a visa somewhere in the world
You wake up everyday with a smile
You are a soldier and get payed really well
You know pretty much everyone
You are extremely partiotic

[New Unsociety]

You know you are Oltharian when...
...Wait, are you forming an independent thought there, citizen 6595-12-447? That's against the law. *shot repeatedly*

[New Unsociety]

You know you're from NU when...

..you vaguely remember what "money" meant
..you (ab)use at least 3 different substances
..you know how to destroy an F-16 with a Molotov cocktail
..you hate politicians
..you hate businessmen
..you hate haters
..you don't give a $hit about most anything
..you read books 3 hours a day,work five,party four,and spend six in peoples'assemblies
..you only know religion from history books
..you can sell "Mein Kampf" for 100k dirricks,as it is that rare-atleast you could,if money were used...
..you can take on Sibirsky on the economy
..you own atleast four assault weapons
..you (have to)have four home-security systems
..you only listen to punk
..you have taken part in atleast 1000 protests-atleast 400 of which violent
..you are a pro gamer
..you drink beer more often than water
..GTA Vice City reminds you of how you drive when you're calm
..you know how to mix C4 using soap and lemonade
..if you see a man ****ing a goat,you yawn in boredom
..you have Phds in Maths,Chemistry,Philosophy,Physics,Sociology,and Quantum Mechanics
..ID reminds you of ID Games
..you know how to start a riot in Monaco
..you are mad because there are no more politicians to hang-or priests to use their entrails to hang them from
..you are against "terrorist" groups because they are not radical enough
..you like to have sex with fascists
..because you are a corpophiliac
..you are in your city's Peoples' militia,your factory's cooperative,and your neighborhood's council
..you take "high social status" as meaning "high hanging"
..you would be burning the flag five times a day,if it wasn't for that symbol in the corner
..you [EXPLICIT LANGUAGE]

[Ruskarkand]

You know you are Ruskarkan if...

...You have a tail, claws and are refered to as a Dragoon.
...You loathe humans.
...You worship a pointy rock called the Marker.
...You LOVE war like you love your mother.
...You like to kill and eat humans daily.
...You wear a Ushanka despite the fact you are a Dragon (And look undeniably awesome at the same time)
...You consider ice wrestling a peaceful passtime.
...You can iceskate on your damn feet.
...You love all forms of Communism.
...You carry a hammer and sickle at all times.
...You wear a Hammer, star and Sickle armband 24/7.
...You love cold weather.
...You hate hot weather.
...You like to hit humans for no reason.
...You like to KILL humans for no reason.
...You like to do the prior then EAT THE HUMANS CORPSE.
...You consider Capitalism and Democracy and all that other bogus to be a load of rubbish.
...You have respect for who you are.
...You believe in the code of Honour.
...You like cutting things up to see what they look like on the inside, especially when they are alive.
...You like doing the above to humans especially.

Yep.

[Rupudska]

You know you're from Karlsland if...

...you think the Prime Minister is the devil incarna*vaporized*
...you think the Prime Minister is evi*vaporized*
...you think the Prime Minister pads her bre*knifed, then vaporized*
...you don't believe in speciesism.
...you have ever been outwitted by a nonhuman/
...you have seen a non-human in the past 10 minutes.
...you have ever dated a non-human.
...you have a poster with the ambassador from Imeriata's face on it... and several darts

[The empire of dragons]

you know you are in the empire of dragons if:
-you can walk in the ceilings like you were walking in the floor
-you mean other races as "inferior, primitive, barbaric, savage"
-you eat them
-you find tvs even in the bathrooms
-you live in a bathroom
-you recognized other dragons using some sort of "unknown sense"
-you want to kill
-you were in 3000 wars
-2970 of that wars were against the vampires
-you hate vampires
-you remember the time when the empire was bigger
- your house is similar to your friend´s house

[Dutch Pacific]

you know you are from DP if....
your old G3 battle rifle is in the closet locked and loaded
your new AUG battle rifle is in the closet locked and loaded
your uniforms are cleaned, pressed, and sorted hanging in your closet uniformly
your SIG is locked and loaded in your night stand
you've served 2 years to gain the right to vote
you have enough .223 and 7.62 rounds in your house to fight a small war.

[Kolpi]

You know you're from Kolpi when...

-you're a two-meter-tall, intelligent, bipedal beetle.
-somebody fires a pistol at you and the shots bounce off your hard exoskeleton.
-your babies look pretty much exactly like you, except they're about four inches tall.
-it's always bright, even when the sun sets. (Kolpi's in the dead center of a globular cluster.)
-you have an extreme allergic reaction to helium.
-if you were important to Kolpi, when you die, your body gets fired into a blue supergiant star.

[Legital]

You know your a Rim if...
-You own more than one chemistry set
-You have a small private library
-Your closet is filled with mostly the same cloths, except in different colors
-You almost always wear a hat outside
-You own at least two subscriptions to Science monthly magazine
-You know how to perform surgery
-You are an Agnostic

[Novikov]

You know you are a gravedigger...
... if you gravedig threads that have been dead for 4 months and 3 weeks.

[Kalaspia-Shimarata]

You know you are Kalashi when:
-You think an attractive woman/girl/female is hotter when she has to pee
-When you know the national secrets and know why they must be secret all though you know tourists may find them out extremely easily and it is perfictly legal to tell foreigners the secrets
-You speak fluent Shimaratan (which is an extremely circular language where every word has its own rule and each rule has an exeption and each exeption has an exeption)
-You can tell if someone is upset or happy or a tourist/NEW immigrant even though they have a pocker face and no expression by they way they arrange the words when speaking Kalaspian (Kalaspian is a very easy language where there is no correct grammatical order)
-You combine Shimaratan and Kalaspian to s-t stir tourists without them understanding
-You stop what you are doing at 11am and 11pm to sing the Kalashi national anthem and say the daily prayers, even when overseas, because that is what happens in Kalaspia-Shimarata and most people do stop even though it's not compolosory
-You complain that there isn't enough public toilets overseas and when there is they are filthy
-You know when each star sign starts and stops because of the Kalaspian calendar
-You call the 1st October 31st of Northern Automn and/or Southern Spring due to the Shimaratan calendar and you beg for a day off as it is the birthday of the first Kalashim of the dynasty
-You know all of Kalaspia-Shimarata's off by heart
-You can instantly convert metric system to imperial and vice versa without any calculators or converters
-You understand the dozenal number system as it is now used in Kalaspia-Shimarata as Roman numerals are in the Western World
-You get home sick, even in Western Civilisation, because it isn't up to your standards as you are used to a better life in Kalaspia-Shimarata
-When you look for a trail of fish painted on the footpath so you can follow it to the nearest Orthodox Christian church before you remember that the trail only exists in Kalaspia-Shimarata
-If you can name every colony, distric and stand alone province depite that the fact that there is 140 of them and you can tell which part of Kalaspia-Shimarata they are from by the way they speak they arange the words in Kalaspian language, their acsent and (if Shimaratan) which ancient Shimaratan dialect they can speak (if any)
-You are so patriotic that you paint the flag on your body when overseas
-You are a 4 eyed human, fresh or salt water mermaid or a Kalashi 2 eyed human
-Know you're Kalaspian, Shimaratan, Agean, Attic and Ionian Numerals by heart
-You think anyone with an IQ below 115 is a moron

[The Kangaroo Republic]

You know you're macropodine when...

...you are a talking kangaroo.
...you are obsessed with football.
...you paint your fur in the colours of your favourite team during football matches.
...you say you're a buddhist, but you really don't give a crap about religion.
...you like to eat grass, a lot.
...you also like to drink grass tea.
...family barbeques mean eating your own backyard to you.
...alternatively, family barbeques mean burning red kangaroos at the stake to you, even though nobody does that anymore since the 18th century.
...you refer to antilopine kangaroos as wallabies suffering from napoleon complex.
...you like to contemplate how red kangaroos would taste with barbeque sauce.
...you think all eastern grey kangaroos are either gay or female.
...you tend to just forget that western grey kangaroos exist.
...whenever you speak your native language, you sound like a drunk Dutchman.
...you celebrate your birthday during summer, even when your birthday is during winter.
...you don't use cycling lanes, you use hopping lanes.
...you find it completely normal to see somebody get raped out on the streets in the west end of Riviruz.
...you occasionally join in.
...you like to make jokes about how many antilopine kangaroos it takes to screw in a light bulb, which is 2, one to donate his nose when he dies, and the other to screw it in.
...you hate Imeriata.
...you hate Imerians.
...you hate anything that's associated with Imeriata.
...you hate communists.
...you hate nazis.
...you think all Asians are automatically Jalanese.
...you hop away in fright at the sight of a chihuahua
...you smoke cannabis all the time.
...beer is part of your everyday meals.
...you even smoke cannabis in areas where it's illegal.
...you WILL find ways to buy cannabis, no matter what.
...you love swing music.
...you find the latest trend among the youth to listen to punk music outrageous.
...you find the old people hanging on to their swing music outrageous and crank the volume of your radio, playing punk music, up to 11 just to piss everyone off.
...you've already been playing video games when you still spent most of your days inside your mother's pouch.
...your mother has a pouch, by the way.

[TurtleShroom]

You know you're in TurtleShroom when...

• Your politicians don't lie.
• Seriously. Your politicians don't lie.
• The freakin' Wal-Mart is closed on Sunday. AGAIN.
• You WANT to go to church.
• You pour out grape juice a week before it expires, just in case it starts fermenting.
• You have no idea how to make alcohol.
• You're a hick and a redneck, but you've never tasted moonshine.
• A turtle talks to you, and you're NOT high.
• A mushroom talks to you, and you're NOT high.
• You'll give the shirt off you back for a fellow man or creature, but you scoff at strangers.
• "Equality" means the ability to lift yourself up.
• You read a chart that says the rich hold dozens of times more wealth than the average citizen, and you hope it keeps rising.
• You give to the poor because God says you have to.
• Ballot access is so low that your kid could form a political party, and yet, every party seems to advance the same goal.
• You are well-aquainted with Plato and his Ship of State model, but for the likes of you, you don't know how to operate any cellphone made past 1989.
• You still know how to grow and pick cotton... -and you're the CEO of a major corporation.
• You've got that old time religion.
• You applaud tax breaks, even for the rich.
• You have worked in a soup kitchen "because God says so".
• You wouldn't give to the poor if you weren't religiously demanded to do so.
• Nothing swears, and the things that do are beeped out.
• You see a politician have a sex scandal, and you immediately question his ability to govern, after you boot him out.
• You actually give a care about your government.
• Someone you know is a farmer, every time.
• There are more oil pumpjacks than there are houses in some parts of your nation.
• You find the idea of race in politics absurd, even though you and ninety percent of your fellow citizens are white.
• An adult man UNDER eight feet is short.
• You use the phrase "creatures" instead of "people".
• Your boss is a talking turtle.
• Your boss' boss is a talking mushroom.
• Giant floating battleships never phased you, but a guy smoking? NO WAY!
• You can only vaguely explain what "cannibis" even is.
• You assume all smokers are hippies.
• You saw a guy get arrested for witchcraft.
• You find the concept of getting HIV/AIDS by sex absurd. (Everyone knows it's spread by contact with dirty surfaces!)
• "Coke" is ALWAYS the soda.
• It's "methanphetamine", not "meth", and the only time you've ever seen it is in a textbook.
• You think that if a musician or celebrity is immoral, they must have sould their soul to the devil.
• You have purchased wax to make your shell shine better.
• You gave blood at a blood drive "because you felt like doing it".
• You know how to operate an advanced assault rifle AND a double-barreled shotgun.
• You ask "how high?" when a soldier tells you to jump.
• Your nation's military has the capacity to annex and conquer whole empires, but it's only for defense, because it'd be wrong to use that force any other way.
• Everyone and their cousin has buck teeth.
• You think an "orthodontist" is a dentist that also mines for ore.
• You have a Bible for every room in the house.
• Your name can be found in the Old Testament or the New Testament, or both.
• Your diplomats slap other nations' diplomats when they act hypocritical.
• You think all Asians that aren't from your nation are obviously either liberals, crazy, or imperialists.
• The Asian people in your nation think the same thing about their race.
• The Catholic Church drinks grape juice.
• You think that a man in a woman's dress needs to be institutinalized.
• -but a man in a robe is totally okay.
• You see people in robes every day.
• Your city has a judge for every city block.
• You've never missed a single election in your entire life.
• You ran for political office.
• You recently elected your Postmaster General.
• You think consuming a mushroom is murder.
• You joined the local NRA. Then, you resigned your membership so you could join again.
• You wish Wal-Mart could be your elected representative.
• The pool's closed on Sunday, not due to stupdity.
• You are extremely, extremely paitient and can wait for days for what most would freak out over in minutes.
• A "gay marriage" was a wedding where everyone was really happy.
• You can recognize and kill a vampire in one shot.
• You've performed a citizens' arrest on a witch.
• Witchcraft lands you in the slammer.
• Your accent makes people want to deduct IQ points.
• The boater hat is cool.
• The word "PWN" has been in your people's lexicon for over a hundred years.
• You don't surf the Internet, you surf the SHADY, and there's no porn on there.
• You can't find porn ANYWHERE in the nation.
• Your neighbor got arrested for adultery.

[Omensa]

You know you are Omensan

If you have the accent

If you are tall

If your hair colour is light orange or dark black

[Saurisisia]

You know you're Saurisian when...

-You have claws, a tail, and you are NOT Human
-You're thankful that you aren't Human
-The vast majority of your friends are Reptilian
-You love being a Dinosaur/Dragon/Pterosaur/Marine Reptile/Crocodilian/Lizard/SnakeOrca/Other Non-Human Mammal
-You own at least 5 or more guns
-You think pacifism is when you don't beat up Humans at least once for an entire month
-Most of your books, movies, music, and video games involve Dinosaurs
-You mourn whenever you see a painting of the K-T Extinction Event
-Your favorite video game character is either Spyro or Yoshi
-You have at least one armored vehicle
-You've traveled offworld at least once
-You love Capitalism
-You think all other economic ideologies suck
-You think Saurisia is the awesomest nation in the Galaxy
-You know at least one person who has been in the Military
-You love to make fun of those ugly Apes called Humans
-You hate cold weather
-You go to the beach or nearest swimming pool everyday
-You love to check out members of the opposite sex who hail from your respective species or Class
-You love guns and Military-related topics
-You like to roar, growl, or make some other primal calls

[Damanucus]

1. The idea of staying in the one place for more than a fortnight feels unnatural.
2. Being rich means you still have some money in your pocket after tax.
3. When someone breaks into your home, you go, “This never happened where I came from!”
4. You find attending logging protests a thrilling pastime.
5. Deserts make you cringe.
6. Your best friend is a musician, poet, artist or aesthete.
7. You're still working at 105.
8. You're still doing anything at 105.
9. Offending you requires someone to tell you that you don't want to get your home back on the road.
10. Your Head of State sounds more like an exfoliant.
11. You check your bank account the day after news comes out about a government minister sleeping with his secretary.
12. You get angry when someone says you can't park your home somewhere.
13. Archaeological digs get you excited.
14. The ability to speak seven different languages is normal to you.
15. You know where to find the best street art.
16. You spend twenty minutes arguing against nuclear and biological weapons.

[Israslovakahzerbajan]

You know you're from Israslovakahzerbajan if...
-You're bicurious
-You may secretly enjoy S&M
-You're drunk on the job and very drunk when you're not working
-You are a member of the Safety Party Against Slavers
-You are part kemonomimi and human
-You dislike foreign scaly/furry pig-dogs
-You live in an industrial city or a desert
-You go to commonwealths for sex or marriage
-You think Her Majesty (Yukari Tanizaki) is hot
-You beleive the Empire should expand again
-"War crime" is just another way of saying " intentional mistake"
-Television infomercials entertain you
-You may be a banker
-You may be a factory worker
-You may be a salaryman or an OL
-Arranged marriages are normal for you
-You were married off to a kemonomimi or a street urchin
-You are 165 cm tall or less
-Your ethnic group is ambiguous because your ancestors "slept with lots of foreigners"
-You think foreigners like sexual favors
-You like "La Marcha Zacatecas"
-You think foreigners liek tacos al pastor more than favors
-You arrange a marriage with your son/daughter to a foreigner
-You or any other friend/family member is in the mob
-You bribe policemen and politicians with pastries

[The Republic of Mattlandia]

You know when you are a Matthewite when:
...Foreigners ask you if your a millionaire when they see your car.
...The are only 3 ways to die in Mattlandia, Heart disease, old age, and being in a "binding of Isaac" situation.
...You whack yourself when FC Pyrisonia loses.
...Your 15 year old daughter gets married by a 13 year old boy.
...You always dive deep in a lake to see if you can find a treasure ship worth million(s) of Mintares.
...You laugh at foreigners when they use credit cards.
...You usually get lost in your own damn house.
...You can't ride a skateboard because your coordination is blown to shit when you turn 17.
...You occasionally see Liliputian Freedom Fighters (terrorists) with flowers heading for the capital to have tea with the Minister of Foreign Affairs.
...You see houses made out of LEGOS.

[Vaugania]

You know your a Vauganian if...
- you shoot clowns on sight
- you pray diligently... then go kill some "baddies"
- you think a punch in the face is sports in its most awesome form
- you wonder when the guy upstairs is going to hit you with a bus
- you often see cops in dark sunglasses staring at you

[Warhaven]

You know your a Warhavenite when:

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Magic side of things:

- Random events really can be blamed on Fairies, despicably old wizards, Gods, and that dark shadowy figure on the distant mountain.
- Believe that anyone under 500 years old is too inexperienced to be trusted with any degree of power.
- Find it completely normal to have Reality occasionally fizzle apart.
- Mistakenly asked Dr. Xos Xilanthese a question.

Government side:

- Find that any nation who understands its own structure to be a source of inspiration.
- Sincerely hope to be the first Warhavenite to understand the hyper-complex structure of The Imperial Bureaucracy.
- Have debated on numerous occasions as to whether the Imperial Family is a pawn of the government, or if the government is a pawn of the Imperial Family, and have conclusive evidence both possibilities are correct.
- Pleaded temporary insanity for forgetting some small part of grammer when filling out an official government form.
- Would rather face the horrors of all the various incarnations of Hell, than face The Central Bureaucracy.

General:

- Find anyone with an IQ of less than 220 to be Functionally Retarded. (Aquamarinians only)
- Are not at all perturbed by flying islands and floating continents.
- Have taken Sex and how to have it 101 at Kessingale University.
- Have seriously considered adopting The Glorious and United Kingdom of The Floor Kippers, because their all just so cute and Adorable.
- Believe the Crown Prince to be an incredibly lucky bastard to find the wife he did.

[Social]

You know your Socialian when...

... you bow if you get even 5 feet to a swan * even in a zoo *
... women are sexist to men
... the women propose to the men ( Let's just hope your not proposing in another country... WTF stares all the way )
... If Your Christian,your not the cookoo-bird one's
... You go to a bbq party at your pen-pal from another countries house... and this happens
You: WTF IS THAT'
Friend: Cow meat
You: You guys eat cow!! The being that is right behind the Swan in the prophecy of the Gates of Heaven
Friend: Uhh... this is * insert country that doesn't go cookoo when they cook cow *
You: SHAME ON YOU!!!! * eats celery *
... You don't eat any meat but fish
... Your family always bugs you with your homework
... If you french kiss for more then a minute... I shall shutup... well it's more then .
... You talk a bit to much
... Arrogant people get on your nerves
... Use the " Haters be my motivators " saying a lot.
... Goes to church at least twice a week

[Baudelaire]

You know you are Baudelairian if...

... you don't think about leaving the house without a hat, be it a fedora, newsy, Homburg, porkpie, trilby, or if you're a lady, a cloche hat.
... you actually know what the aforementioned hats look like.
... you think a crime of fashion is actually a crime.
... you think a man who isn't a stand-up guy might as well go jump in the bay.
... you've called a girl a "dame," "doll" or a "flapper"
... you read the newspaper everyday, or at least listen to the radio.
... you've never paid a cent of property tax.
... you've been to a few parties that went on for days, and you don't remember who invited you (or anything else about the party, frankly).
... you think the biggest threat to your nation is those "damn Reds," even though your government is more socialist than you think.
... you routinely drink soft drinks that contain cocaine, and you think cocaine is a regular medicine for pain relief.
... you applaud and cheer when you see the police make an arrest, that is, if you're not assisting them.
... you probably have a gun somewhere in your desk or dresser, and it's probably a .38 or a .45