You know you are...

[Bears Armed]

You know that you’re from Bears Armed when _

Most if not all of the people around you – and probably you yourself, too – are Ursines
(i.e. anthropomorphic Bears) rather than Humans.

Your primary allegiance is to your local Clan or Sept, rather than to the nation as a whole.

You are neither surprised nor shocked (unless you belong to one of a few specific, and relatively small, groups) to learn that some devout members of your religious community are also equally devout followers of another belief-system too, and hold that both are equally valid paths towards the higher truth.

You use base-8 arithmetic, except perhaps when dealing with foreigners, and (probably) regard 8 itself as the most important “lucky” number.

You know at least one person who works in a “sweetness”-related business, for example as a bee-keeper or a treacle miner.

You are accustomed to cars and lorries being steam-powered.

You are accustomed to thinking of pigs as being mainly ‘working’ animals, or even pets, but of dogs mainly as food.

‘New Year’s Day’ falls on the 1st of April, rather than on the 1st of January, and the days of the week are: Moonday, Tigersday, Owlsday, Pigsday, Rabbitsday, Donkeysday, & Sunday.

The closest thing to a national police force is the country's traditional cross-Clan 'warrior societies'... whom some outsiders, including the World Survey, mistake for "biker gangs".

You think that a building is "tall" if it has more than three or four storeys, and don't recognise the term "skyscraper".

[Chazicaria]

You know you are Chazicarian if you

1. Hate foreign people acting like they own your country
2. Hate foreign languages
3. Hate foreign illegals
4. Hate it when foreign people practically expect you to know their languages
5. Hate it when you open up an instruction booklet and can't find the English/Latin section even though those are the national Languages
6. Are FIERCELY Conservative and rebellious
7. Hate it when a new Anime/Manga shows or movies comes out
8. Like guns
9. Like explosives
10. Like combining the 2 above reasons
11. Like ATV riding
12. Like Skeet shooting
13. Like combining the 2 above reasons in order to play the National Sport
14. When watching Football (REAL AMERICAN FOOTBALL) you scream at Referees for making bad calls
15. When you walk through the Mall carrying an Assault Rifle legally
16. When you walk down the street kicking people who aren't speaking Latin/English
17. When, instead of trading you car in towards a new one, you take it to the "Car dismemberment" area of the shooting range(this process involves mini guns)
18. When you want a Mustang more than a Ferrari or Roll's Royce
19. When you hate rules
20. And last, when you, 100.000.000 people and The Emperor are running towards the local Video Game store screaming and jumping for joy whenever a new Halo game comes out

[Tiesabre]

You know you're Tie/in Tiesabre when:

...everyone around you is a Musta. i.e. anthropomorphic ferret.
...you don't expect to get fired after returning to work 2 months later.
...you call other countries 'Lands of Crazies'.
...you expect other people to have sex with you then and there when they touch your tail.
...you go into fits of rage whenever someone mentions 'cheese'.
...you make fun of people for not having a gun equipped.
...conservationism means mores trees will be saved.
...you find it odd if you don't see several couples having sex every few yards when walking outside.
...you can gauge a woman's Magi powers based on her breast size.
...you don't blink if you see a person being eaten by a snake.

[Sorgan]

You know you are Sorgaian when...
-You can't find a job
-Are being laughed at by foreign fringe groups.
-Realize the grand environment that is not possible to see because of huge billboards.
-When you are paying huge amounts of taxes.
-When you find out most towns are named after movie characters.
-When you look and see that the press has started makeing up lies about how Clocks Tick backwards.
-When you live either a crappy apartment or a gorgeous mansion.

[Ostronopolis]

You know you are an Ostronopolian when.......

...You hate Xzarians but have never seen one in your life
...You complain that the Federal Credit is weak yet it has never dropped in value since fifty years ago
...You complain constantly about your taxes
...And mother-in-law
...You hate party politics yet remain fiercely loyal to one side or the other
...You scoff at people from other countries when they don't speak English
...You have never been in any area within the nation without your bible, rifle, and family
...You have seen a Bald Eagle at least once
...You notice that one day a family owned market will be a multinational corporation, and vice versa, one day, and different the other
...Foreigners look in disgust when you eat BBQ
...Foreigners look in disgust when you drive your ridiculously over-sized truck with a gun rack in the back drinking a beer looking beverage down main street
...You know the police by name and talk with them regularly, even invite them to parties.
...You compare rifles with people at school, and know how to shoot accurately, and with extreme prejudice.
...You find people who listen to rap, hip-hop, R&B and wear their pants below the waistline revolting, immoral and disrespectful.
...You are staunchly libertarian, but have a firm belief in morals.
...You have spanked your kid(s) at least once, but love them to death.
...Believe stupidity should be fatal.
...Use the sayings "People who are idiots should be hung" and/or "People, you can't live with them, but you can't legally shoot them."
...Have a deep understanding of law and justice.
...Regularly go to town-meetings to debate on issues.
...Use libraries heavily.
...Find homosexuals morally disgusting and vile, yet have homosexual friends and like them personally.
...You give teachers at your child's school permission to hit said child if he or she misbehaves.
...You are ruthlessly ambitious and individualistic

[Biotopia]

You know you are Biotopian when...

1] You earn a reasonable income and pay unreasonable income taxes
2] International events like revolutions, genocide and nuclear war generally ellict a petition
3] You took exams on Marxist, Trotskyist and Gramscian philosophy in high school
4] You say you resent the lack of choices during elections but you still vote for the PDA anyway
5] Your favourite meal involves potatoes
6] You work in a collective, but still have monthly sales targets to meet
7] You skipped national service and went backpaking for a year
8] Moving home the first thing the estate agent shows you is where the fall out shelter is
9] You've done more kms on two wheels than four
10] You were a kid you wanted to grow up to be a either a scientist, soldier or Revoluitonay Hero

[Jalanat]

You know you are Jalanese when...
-you are an anime fan
-you liek mudkipz
-everyone thinks you're asian
-you think the eighth pokemon movie sucks dick
-you think Castro is awesome
-you usually carry a gun around everywhere
-you go to the mall in a cosplay
-you think Lucario is the most awesome thing in the world
-your car is a hybrid
-you hate baseball
-you play table tennis when you're not working
-you lose a table tennis game you hit your opponent with the bat
-you think saying sorry would make the guy less furious after hitting him with a bat
-you're a commie
-you like the enviroment
-you listen to a blue talking bipedal jackal ordering you around
-you think fallout3 is an awesome game
-you own every single pokémon game, every single pokémon movie and have watched every single pokémon episode in existance
-everytime someone mentions Lucario and the mystery of mew to you you run away and cry in a corner for 2 hours
-you buy a new car every week because you keep crashing it when you try to park
-in your entire life you had about 20 different wives and had sex with each at least 5 times
-you start to wonder where the hell the eggs come from in the pokémon episodes
-you find out where the eggs come from you puke
-you never watch the series ever again after that
-you regret it and start watching the series again
-you don't get the series anymore because it has become absolutely pointless
-you think Ash is a player
-you have dreamt that you are a pokémon at least once while you are already an adult
-you don't drink and drive, you drive and drink
-you are a homophobe
-you think you can actually befriend foreigners
-you find yourself 6 feet under after you say hello to them
-the only capitalistic country you actually like is Sibirsky

[New Olwe]

You know you're from New Olwe when...

-The word "egalitarian" has a negative connotation to you, even though technically you are one
-You have either used magic, or seen magic happen with your own eyes at least once
-You have accidentally blown something up while learning to harness your magical abilities
-You have attended more orgies than you can count without a calculator
-You think nothing of seeing people who are naked in public
-Or, for that matter, having sex in public
-You wonder why the sex scenes on foreign TV shows are so infuriatingly tame
-Then you switch over to a New Olwe network and watch uncensored hardcore porn at 7 PM
-You have killed or wounded someone in a duel
-You have burned another nation's leader in effigy
-You get funny looks from foreigners when you use "fork" as a swear word
-You want to kill people for littering
-You have killed someone for littering, and weren't charged with a crime because it happened in a duel
-You go to the movies and see a sign saying "Cell phones and pagers will be confiscated, you will not get them back"
-You wonder what the appeal of smoking is
-You have had sex with at least three high-ranking government officials
-At least one of them was the Grand Duke or one of his daughters
-You have at least made out, if not had sex, with at least one blood relative
-You have never been in a bathroom stall that didn't have holes in the walls
-You are shocked and disgusted when people get married
-You own at least half a dozen weapons, but none of them are guns
-You have met members of at least three nonhuman races
-You believe unicorns exist, and have seen at least one
-You have never seen snow
-You have lost at least one house or apartment to a hurricane/mudslide/flood/tornado/dragon attack
-You find the concept of playing poker for money rather than clothing completely asinine
-You have taken Ecstasy at some point in your life
-You wonder why foreign lawyers get involved in things other than criminal defense
-You have legally ended a long-term relationship simply by packing a suitcase and saying, "I'm leaving you"

[Dekerin Domains]

You know that you're a Dekerin when....

You don't have to remember the names of your wives/concubines, because they have none.

You lost your virginity at 13, got married to your first wife at 16, knocked up another girl at 17, married her as well at 18, slept with one of your mothers-in-law at 20, and not only didn't your father-in-law mind you screwing one of his wives, he doesn't even ask which one it was.

You're a happily married man of 23 who already has 7 kids, but it hasn't slowed down your career.

You won't hug another guy, because the last time you did so, it was your best friend and he came on to you. And you looked like the bad guy for turning him down.

You're 17 and you've already killed 45 enemy soldiers in the War of Liberation.

You're 14 and you can kill a grown man with your bare hands. And probably have.

You're 13 and you have already voted, it was perfectly legal, but there was only one choice on the ballot.

You're 14 and you can legally drive.

You think that New Olwe is a great, magical land, and you hope to visit it one day and get a kiss (and a lot more) from a sexy witch....or several of them.

Harry Potter films are very popular with your whole family.

You think Akrosians are despicable prudes, xenophobes, and hyper-egalitarians. And you can actually spell all of those words at 13...and know what they mean.

You can't begin to grasp the notion of sexual harassment....it is too alien to imagine people seeing that as being harassed. You feel guilty whenever you turn someone down for sex, because you might brought them and yourself pleasure and thus pleased the Satyr Gods.

The idea of monotheism is inherently blasphemous to you.

Communism is a totally strange and godless theory.

Socialism is something odd, but it seems to work for the people of New Olwe, so you'll let it slide.

You think of astrology as a real science.

Dairy products are abhorrent to you, and you're probably lactose intolerant anyway.

You can and will quite legally kill another man for calling you a coward.

You see a man drinking from a woman's bare breast and walk by as if it were normal and routine....because to you it is.

You're 16 and you've been to that many threesomes already. Of both kinds.

You don't worry about STDs, because every Dekerin is immunized to all of them from birth. That has been practiced since the days of the Kings.

You're a city guy, so you automatically belong to a guild from age 13 onward.

Beer-battered pheasant is the perfect comfort food for you, especially washed down with yivau ale.

Whenever you watch Star Trek, you automatically sympathize with the Maquis or the Klingons.

You've seen at least a hundred floggings before you become an adult.

[Bovidia]

You know you're a bovid if...

...you chew your cud while sprawled around debating complex political and philosophical issues.
...you have no concept of 'on time' or why it's so important to some of those hairless primates always trying to order you about.
...everyone knows that impala and rhebok have power in the Supreme Council out of all proportion to their numbers, but that's just Linnaeus' fault.
...while you are nearly always calm -- one might even say placid -- the mere smell of a predator can instantly trigger a fight-or-flight response.
...all the predators in your country were eliminated centuries ago, thank heavens.
...you may not know any cervids personally, but you know they're the enemy. Still, nothing ever really seems to get done about their menace.
...if, as a young boy (and, in many cases, a young girl) you spent lots of time in your crèche comparing horn sizes to the other boys and girls.
...contrary to above, you're a member of a more solitary species and didn't find out that other males have horns until a dominant bull chased you around a bit for messing with his lady.
...most disputes, never mind the above, are settled amicably with a little ritualized sparring display at most.
...some sparring ends up being fatal. Still, that's to be expected; driving a car can be fatal, but those crazy humans still do it as sport.

[Wakenfield]

You know you are Weccanfeldian and living in the Nation-state when:
-You're marrried if you are above 25.
-You wouldn't say a bad word against your parents, soldiers, or the Lord Protector. Everyone else is fair game, including policemen and civil servants.
-You partake in various forms of extreme politics.
-Your Breakfast and lunches are often light snacks, while dinner will be had out and will be heavy.
-You smoke. A lot.
-You drink, but don't get absolutely pissed that often.
-You probably lost your virginity after 20.
-That was with your first girlfriend.
-Gays are some mysterious rumour from far afield.
-You've worked on a farm at least once in your life.
-Milk comes in Plastic Jugs.
-You listen to contempory Weccanfeldian music that would be considered oldie by other nations.
-You probably can't understand (modern) English, nevermind attempt to speak or write it.
-Your sister, however, probably can because she was sold to a hairy Yaforite with a bdsm fetish.
-You've tried Magic mushrooms at least once.
-You've tried skiing
-You consider a v-neck over a long sleeve shirt to be casual wear.
-You can swear it has been raining for the past 24 hours.
-You own a gun. Probably a mid 19th century rifle, mind.
-You've been in the army for at least two years.
-You hate civil servants and policemen and make this known. This includes if you are one of the above.

[Iglesian Archipelago]

How to tell you're from Iglesiantis

[Korintar]

You know you are Korintari if...

-you think atheism is a mental illness

-every business owner you know is GLBT

-you know few private business people and understand why they can't vote

-capitalism= satanism in your book and cannot see why other nations will not go for a collectivist economic system to ensure economic democracy

-you know you have more power than your local politicians and so do they

-you do not think it is odd to have two or more mothers, as well as two or more fathers, and to grow up with 6-14 siblings, many of which share none of your DNA, but are considered blood relatives all the same

-you consider anyone who feels they need an assault rifle to defend themselves from the government to have a small club

-you wonder the following about said people: Why don't they get swords- like normal people

-you regularly blend religious language and leftist jargon in your everyday speech

-you know that the navy is crap, but know that the air force, especially the dragon handlers, and the space force (natikodi) are not to be screwed with

-you have a (not so secret) crush on your nation's head of the armed forces, and know that three quarters of the men you know also think she is HOTT

-It takes you forever to decide something... we need a commitee to decide whether or not to post this! Can we have the entire country vote on this? (meeting of several thousand people) Who should be selected as group facilitator? (another frickin' meeting) Does everyone agree? (still another bloody meeting) No? (WTF, another meeting, how many meetings and votes do we need anyhow? *inspires another commitee meeting and decapitates oneself*)

-you call your nation's conservatives (ooc: using american view of the term) communists, libertarians, and liberals, which they are, and your leftists are called communists and anarchists, which, again, they are.

-the secular feds, and the church run gov't of your home town often disagree, and being the nationalist you are... you tell your feds to screw themselves, depending on the issue, or you convert and move to a different city and tell your hometown the same thing... provided your family agrees with you.

-you are at the soda fountain and marijuana pharmacies more often then you are at the bar after work

-you consider a forty hour work week too short- you prefer putting in the full 72 hours into the cooperative

-you hope and pray that your martial arts skill are good in case you ever get drafted to serve as a member of the People's Assembly- especially during budget time

-you feel free to talk back to your C.O, and s/he takes it without reprimanding you

-you think that learning three, complex languages is perfectly natural

-you can easily understand why there are three capitals

-you consider a skyscraper under 120 stories to be poor use of airspace

-you've never learned how to drive, but know the mass transit system like the back of your hand

-you've also rode in a street car that went from 0mph to 240mph in 3sec.

-you consider a class of 15-20 students rather huge and cannot imagine reports of class sizes being about 500

[Achalya Santis]

You know you are Achalsantinian if...
- You celebrate parties with food and bear for the Holidays... al year long.
- You think Oprah is the anticrist.
- Fear Factor is a show enjoyable to the family.
- Reality shows are overrated; though, you see them in your homes and complain tomorrow.
- The Virgin of the Candelaria cooks food.
- Itanic makes you cry for any stupid reason.

[Draferre]

You know you're Draferrian if...
- you don't know why other countries celebrate Christmas
- you think that a pan should be listed as a lethal weapon
- you only call your head of state "mother"
- you think blood is the best signature
- you consider sleeping a sport
- you tried to summon something evil at least once in your life
- you think trees should be hugged at least once a day
- you think cobras (Draferres' national animal) make great pets
- you don't understand why people dress up for Halloween. You always look like that.
- your favorite drink is Virgin Bloody Mary.
- you have fangs.
- you hate summer.
- your home only has windows where they are desperately needed.
- you've never tasted alcohol.

[Sorgan]

You know you are Sorganian when....
-A Police officer armed with an assualt rifle is breathing down your neck
-When you attend weekly speech's by the Emperor.
-When you see a palace built every month by the Emperor.
-When you see oil literally pouring out of the ground.
-When you learn The Spirit,Language,and Dance of the desert.
-When you are paid 50 gold coins to kill who ever the emperor is not found of.

[Sibirsky]

You know you are a Sibirskyan when...

You own your own business
You dream of owning your own business if you don't
You hate government
You hate government employees
You hate wars
You hate laws
You favorite subject in college was economics
You want taxes lowered
You want government spending lowered
You love planes
You love trains
You love automobiles
You love sports
Your favorite music is the 80s
You ever uttered the word "Radical!"
You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off.
You know what Willis was "talkin' 'bout."
You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off."
You can remember watching Full House and Saved by the Bell for endless hours!
You hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Future."
You know where to go if you "wanna go where everybody knows your name."
You know what "sike" and "not!" mean
You knew "The Artist" when he was humbly called "Prince."
You could breakdance, or wished you could.
You know all the words to "Ice Ice Baby".
You remember MC hammer well.
You can still sing the rap to "Fresh Prince of Belair".
You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins or an E.T. lunchbox.
You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish.
You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween.
You know the Macarena
Your winter coat used to be a "Starter" Jacket
Your shoes had flashing lights
Surge was your idea of an energy drink
You knew every detail about each Saved By The Bell character
All your children have nicknames, which sound nowhere close to their real names.
You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone’s house.
You have lace curtains.
You have or had rugs on your walls.
Going over 100 mph is routine.
You stand around in circles of friends for an hour deciding what to do.
After leaving a restaurant, it actually means you’re going outside to the parking lot to talk for another hour.
At least 5 of your relatives are named Volodia, Yura, Olya, Oksana, Nataliya or Tanya
You sing at every party you go to.

[Rejistania]

You know what "sike" and "not!" mean

How do they know the name of the rejistanian capital Sike, or fully: Sike kali?

[Sibirsky]

You know what "sike" and "not!" mean

How do they know the name of the rejistanian capital Sike, or fully: Sike kali?

They must have looked it up on your nation page.

[Jalanat]

lol

[Uthan Belentor]

You know you're Belentorian if:
- tourists mistake your capital city for a village
- you think owning a vehicle for personal transportation is immoral
- and so is accumulating personal wealth
- you could drive a tractor before you could ride a bicycle
- you can walk all day without leaving your family's land (and frequently do)
- you think a family of less than 100 people is 'small'
- you've heard about monogamy, but can't understand why anyone would practise it
- when your 14-year-old daughter tells you she's pregnant, you break out the champagne (or Belentorian wine, at least)

[Rejistania]

You know what "sike" and "not!" mean

How do they know the name of the rejistanian capital Sike, or fully: Sike kali?

They must have looked it up on your nation page.

Actually: Some pop culture experts told me that it's pronounced roughly like /saIk/ while the rejistanian capital Sike (or Zikéh in Zannoo transliteration) is pronounced like /zike:/. (all examples in X-Sampa)

[Gummi Glen and Ursalia]

You know you're Gummi Glen and Ursalian if...

- you've never seen a real gun.
- at least one of your relatives is a university professor.
- you spend much of your free time doing parish work.
- you carry a rosary with you wherever you go.
- the rooms in your house are decorated with pictures of bishops and saints.
- you spend most of your free time reading books.
- foreigners think you have no sense of humour.
- you don't understand foreigners' humour.
- you trust logical rationalism more than your own emotions.
- you wouldn't want to live anywhere else.

[Tyrtania]

You know that you’re a Tyrtanian if:

…you are constantly passing judgement on people because of their caste
…you don’t like foreigners at all
…you know at least one foreign language even though you don’t like foreign countires
…you feel safer when the police are around
…you own more than one weapon
…you carry a weapon with you wherever you go
…you do not own a car
…you probably have a horse, a carriage, or an electric motorbike
…you like the lighting from gas lamps
…you enjoy reading by candlelight
…you like the taste of freshly baked bread
…you aren’t afraid to discipline your children
…you have a religion you feel very strongly about
…you beat people who insult your monarch and grind them into dust
…you simply can’t wrap your head around the concept of homophobia
…you consider the word “gay” a compliment
…you have trouble deciding between fieldstone and half-timbered houses
…you can’t have anything but a stone or Tudor style house
…you have served in the military for at least a year
…you simply love wrought iron
…you think castles are where it’s at
…you can’t stand people who don’t bathe
…you belong to a militia, neighbourhood watch group or a vigilante association
…you see people being executed in public squares and think that it’s perfectly normal
…you like to eat popcorn while watching said executions
…you see a gay couple kissing and a) it is you b) you think “Aww that’s so sweet”
…you find solace and peace in graveyards, churches and other sacred grounds
…you don’t feel very pressured to have children because the HBI will always fill a deficit of your particular species or caste
…you know lots of people who are anthropomorphic and may even be considering a half change of species yourself
…you know lots of people who belong to an entirely different species than yourself
…you use the word “starlight” as a synonym for “calm” but only as a reassuring command, not as an adjective

[Blackhelm Confederacy]

1) You either work for or thoroughly approve of the Griffincrest Corporation, or are a Communist.

2) If you don't live in Divinity, you hate the people who do and think they are an ass backwards Commie haven.

3) You have been to Paradise City at least once, and never wanted to leave it.

4) You have an extreme distrust for foreigners.

5) You know where there are several Muslim hideouts, and wonder why the police haven't realized their existence yet.

6) You miss the old days, when Exponent was an Empire.

7) You, and all of your buddies, go out shootin' with your militia pals on weekends.

You have the best tavern right on your street, and no matter what anyone else says yours is better.

9) You find yourself praying for even the smallest of things and hoping God pulls through.

10) Hurtians really bother you.